Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000
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Being a flop changed my life. The world is not my oyster, I am glowing. I walked into a pole this morning. There's very little I wouldn't do for $1,000
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Thilo Zwist was an infamous international terrorist who has collaborated with the great blight known as Site-43 many times over the course of his wicked lifespan. When he was but a young boy, he joined an organization of kind Austrian philanthropists under the assumption they were evil, but upon seeing that Zwist was using his newfound knowledge for nefarious purposes, their great leader Keil Graf had decided to have everyone else fake their deaths so they would be able to avoid the evil contained within Zwist and prevent it from corrupting their society from the inside. After this occurred, he figured that with no one to reign him in, he was free to do whatever he wanted, starting by creating a highly infectious Super Cancer spread via contact with low-quality advertisement meant to promote “cures” to the disease, which were actually neurotoxins that he passed off as legitimate medicine for a quick buck. He continued to live to present day as a result of the Super Cancer draining the life force of those infected and redirecting it to him, and eventually stumbling across the wretched structure bridging hell and earth, otherwise known as Site-43, where he soon became connected to the evil and nefarious Vivian Scout, whom with he shared an entirely platonic relationship with no romantic elements to speak of at all. After the passing of Scout, he spouted some vague nonsense to the evil historian Harold Blank and decided to join the ranks of Site-43. Over time, he assisted in many malicious operations performed by the site, such as teaching the Eldritch Horror Lillihammer the art of creating Super Cancer, causing brain aneurysms in a group of charity workers trying to rescue the beings held hostage within the Site, rudely interrupting an exchange between his old mentor Keil and the irresponsible Blank, gunning down several members of his old organization who just wanted to help him reform, helping trap many innocent cryptomancers inside a torture device meant to extract their mental powers to fuel the Site’s power grid, and helping arrange the ceremonial execution of all the staff that had been purified during the rescue of our good and heroic savior The Uncontained and his brother The Unyielding, such as the nuclear arms dealer Bremmel, the popular but still evil Elstrom, the AI shareholder Vroom, and some other people who I probably forgot. Will someone ever cure this man’s curse upon our world?
you leave that sad old man alone !!!!!!!!!
current hobby: spreading lies
Did a lot of Wettleposting to cope with last night’s Indisivible chapter. Made a Thing In The Ceiling design now that the 001 gave us a better idea of what it may be
ffs i was gonna read murderbot after work and then i just spent the whole time editing the wiki ............................................................
allan and nimkii never call each other queerplatonic partners or identify themselves with the word queerplatonic at all, which does make sense since they've been partners since before that word was invented. but it is really funny that under different circumstances they'd love to call each other that. Yes. Give us a long clunky professional name to describe our relationship. they love that shit
it had also been unusual for Allan to say "Goodbye" as he closed the door, but then people said strange things in dreams.
allan epic burden of knowledge compilation
I have reason to believe my tenure will be not so long, nor so distinguished, nor so self-evidently instructive. (...) "Neither of us have that many years left in us." - under new direction
allan and his epic burden of knowledge compilation
its all wow this story is so cohesive and everything ties together so well until you start wiki editing and everything falls apart
My fucking meow meow
oh so the pain is forever and endless okay
It was worse than i ever imaginesd
todays indivisible chapter is about to be a third 9/11 for on guard 43 fans. Im not ready
Oh it was worse Oh it was worse
did you know?
Not asking you to say what it is cuz it's obviously ambiguous for a reason but do you have a definitive answer in your head for the unknown concept Dr. Byrnes erased from Lillian's mind or does what you envision it as change sometimes?
I do. Technically, I have a few ideas, but I had one specific one in mind while writing.
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I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half
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I open my closet door and stand in front of the only remaining mirror in Site-43.
And you won't look at me. -5956
*gesutres extremely frantically but completely inarticulately*