Sounds like me and Jennifer and we got it done! If we can do it, anyone can do it, honestly. That part was hilarious! I mean, I’m not going to lie, some parts did make me cry, but the part where they’re all falling off the boat is too damn funny. I’d hope it would be! What’s the point of being embarrassed about something that happened ten hours ago? None at all! It’s best to laugh about it at that point! See, one time, I thought about buying a whole bunch of diapers and laying on them, because it’s true, they do look super comfy! But like… diaper rash. What if I ended up with diaper rash all over my body? I wanna be made fun of for being too tall. That would be awesome. I’ll try it next time! I just feel bad because they look like they have so much to do. You ruined it yourself, by picking the wrong moment, you can’t blame me for this! I don’t know, like a drama or something? What if my character just likes wearing pretty skirts–? Wait, would I have to shave my legs for that? Shit, I don’t even like shaving my face. Okay, this is a bad plan, never mind. I don’t wanna wear the maid skirt anymore.
Yeah see? I have no idea how it even is possible for you or anyone else in the movies to seriously work with her, she makes me laugh just by breathing. I didn’t cry at all with the movie, to be honest. It’s a beautiful movie but it didn’t bring me to tears ---- it might be because I watched it at like two in the morning, I was a little delusional at that point. But all I did throughout the movie was laugh. My mom thought I was watching a complete different movie from my friends. I mean you could have some kind of shame and not want to talk about the incident ever again, some people are shy like that. I’d laugh ten hours later; laughing at yourself is good. Let’s try it someday, let’s go to the store, buy a bunch of diapers, put them all over the floor, lay down and see if they’re as comfortable as they seem. I wanna be made fun of for being too small. Well, you don’t keep them for five hours, just a quick chat, smile at them, make their day and be happy because you were a good person. You ruined it by not going with it, sometimes all you need is to go with the flow no matter what! Why would you have to shave your legs? Look, I don’t even know why women have to shave their legs every time we wanna wear a skirt or a dress or shorts ---- if men can just go around with hairy legs then so can we. So you should be free to wear a skirt without shaving your legs, buddy.
