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I feel so sorry for my followers because when I’m not online my blog is DEAD no queue no nothing but when I’m online you’d better be ready for an avalanche of posts within .5 seconds of each other POST POST POST POST POST POST
Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this
absolutley enchanted by cobepee
hate that I was understanding when I should’ve just been a cunt
You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.
Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌
Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.
I mean this with all due respect:
You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.
Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.
Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.
If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.
You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.
Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer
About ten years ago I watched a guy drown on a lake beside my worksite. I couldn't get to him in time and neither could the other people on the work crew. He had three life jackets sitting in the bottom of the aluminum boat he fell out of, and the boat was left spinning in circles near him with the motor going full blast.
Wear a life jacket.
Not to discredit or diminish anything above but the way to pass a skill check against a rip current is 'swim parallel to the shore until you're out of it' - more people should know this skill.
In 2017, American film researchers recovered “Something Good – Negro Kiss,” a short film depicting a playful kiss between a Black couple which had not seen the light of day for more than a century. A long-forgotten artifact from the earliest years of American film, the sweet, humanizing vignette, produced by the Selig Polyscope Company, makes a startling contrast to the overwhelmingly racist and blackface-ridden contempory portrayals of African Americans. Four years later in 2021, archivists in Norway, halfway across the world, identified a sister short in their collections—an extended alternate cut which reveals more of Chicago stage performers Gertie Brown and Saint Suttle’s vaudeville-like routine, a theatrical, hot-and-cold romantic dynamic between two lovers which parodies the popular and controversial short “The Kiss” (1896). Both films, which had previously been lost, were known from entries in old motion picture catalogs but had been assumed to be era-typical, anti-Black “race films” until their rediscovery in the 21st century. Together with its more famous sibling, which has since been inducted into the Library of Congress’ National Film Registry, this alternate version of “Something Good” represents the first-known instance of Black intimacy ever captured on-screen.
SOMETHING GOOD [Alternate Version] (1898) Directed by William Selig
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I love Lemuel. Came in, got down to business, got Louis 45% of the merch sales for Lestat's brand, defended him, and left. Very demure, very mindful. Please come back I can't survive this season without someone sensible in this room (but Louis' interested in him so he's gotta have a hidden freaky side somewhere)
I know you know who I am
ITS DOECHII BITCH MISS D-O-E DON DADA BITCH YOU NOTICE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the tutor line haunts me but quite honestly if it is true i dont think anyone would really think about it or consider it as something fucked up for a really long time - including wylan himself! it isnt until jesper turns 28 and has mostly healed and is like. more capable of considering 14/15 year olds as kids that he's like wait a minute. thats not. thats not right
Doctor who villains:
The free WiFi that kills you
Monster that eats feelings
The actual devil
Dinosaurs
Suddenly a forest
Weight loss drug that’s actually an egg
The moon
Big traffic jam
The earbuds that turn you into a robot
Giant spiders
I actually remember all of these. If not, I would have assumed this was a shitpost
These are just from new who as well. I didn’t even get into classic who and such iconic villains as bioengineered rats from space and the vampires that can be repelled if you believe in communism hard enough
The thing I dislike about alt histories where real life monarchs have been made both gay and unproblematic is that it seems to imply that gay monarchs have not existed in history but if they did they would be cool. Which isn’t true. They have existed and they were just as bad as straight people. And I think it is disrespectful to real queer history to pretend that queer people have never been absolute bastards
wylan and jesper bite eachother to express affection, trust me!
murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents
written by jesper fahey
homoerotic billiards
a dynamic that i think we don’t acknowledge enough is the fact that wylan canonically gets jealous/possessive of jesper. like. wylan didn’t hate kuwei because he was kuwei, he hated kuwei because he was flirting with jesper. he’s a possessive little bitch and jesper doesn’t seem to have any complaints