i eat cigarettes

adult . it/its . myy eviler side blog i'm a scary schizospec RAAAH 💥💥💥

[wyrms-in-formaldehyde]

welcome to my "blog": Evil Edition 🦐💬

i'm grown ass(adult) "man"[citation needed] and this is my sideblog 🤟🔥 i don't care. i like to play tuoys in my lab and also: ciggy 🚬 just tell me if i fuck up, i grew up in a vat of green goo and lack normal human skills, i'm too mentally ill for this "social cues" nonsense

#waow art for art reblogs because art is awesome. most reblogs are often untagged but #fishies #tech #tech guts are self explanatory, #big if true and #meee :3 are both funny tags.

feathered killer

[yesornopolls]

Do you find oatmeal gross?

Do you find oatmeal gross?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 2 days 4 hours

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Remaining time: 3 days 4 hours

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[skunkes]

[aflo]

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[neverniko101]

That is. a great username. The first thing I saw upon opening tumblr. Thank you.

[i-welded-ur-genitals-shut]

Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.

[dogpuppy]

[headless-puppy]

getting an obscure sense of tranquility from this image

[beetlefucker]

me after getting called out on tumblr for calling someone a faggot

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[distant-screaming]

there really is nothing better than getting asked an innocuous question and being like

[64mpg]

“what is the target audience of this post” what?????? does your diary have a target audience

[64mpg]

the target audience of all of my posts is me

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[hobohobgoblim]

in my day someone just let the dogs out. never did know who.

[footlongdingledong2]

yeah

[imsobadatnicknames2]

I know I already made a post to this effect but it's so baffling to me when someone defends the fact that headphone jacks are slowly but surely getting phased out by smartphone manufacturers with some variations of "wireless headphones are more convenient anyway" bc like. If we're talking about convenience what I like about wired headphones is that they conveniently have a single plug that makes the same damn pair of headphones universally compatible with every single audio-output-capable device I own, from my phone and my computer to my fucking gameboy and my casette player, it doesn't get any more convenient than that.

[slowspinningredemption]

who is scott free and why are so many people getting him off