I solemnly swear I am sexualizing that old man.

nsft sideblog • 18+

[wzrdsx]

hi!! im alice (27 years old; she/they), & this is my nsft self shipping sideblog!

MDNI: minors do not interact!! 18+ only space.

[mewnbuns]

your guy bestfriend borrows your shower one day when he’s at your apartment and ends up jerking off when he’s lathered up in your signature scent of body wash and toiletries. he has to keep quiet, hoping the sound of running water drowns out his groans as he strokes his cock— but he’s so overcome with the smell of you, just a room over, none the wiser as to exactly what it does to him…..

[hayakawalove]

Happy fellatio friday

[hayakawalove]

Happy fuck him friday

[hayakawalove]

Happy face riding friday

[words-are-trivial]

quickies with your f/o

fingering them/jerking them off on the couch because you’re both bored, kissing with arms wrapped around each other, not caring what kind of mess you two will make

having a quick fuck in the morning because it’s chilly and under the covers with them is so warm, every curve and crevice of their body you know so well that you know exactly how to make them cum within minutes

giving/receiving quick oral in a semi-public space because you two just couldn’t get enough of each other, maybe you even thought about doing it earlier but the desire only got heavier, it’s sloppy and messy and it’s a quick burst of pleasure you two were begging for

(proship/comship fuck off)

[spideytetsu]

f/o who gets sad when you shower as soon as you get home because they wanted to eat you out right away

[cheemer-after-dark]

kissing all over your f/o’s bare chest… maybe you give them soft love bites in some places and leave hickeys in others~

[wzrdsx]

saw a post of sev hcs and one was like "he never begs, but might be persuaded to say 'please'". for you he doesn't beg.

[fangsafterhours]

suck ur f/o off sunday

[sanguinesweets]

MINORS DNI, 18 PLUS ET CETERA

getting eaten out by f/o, f/o has a dick, very short imagine

fictional character of your choice eating you out while stroking their erection out of desperation, moaning into your cunt and bucking up into their own touch. long, soft licks to you clit and curved fingertips brushing against your sensitive spot. needy whines and the sound of their palm rubbing against the underside of their cock as they get turned on by the sounds you make, the way your legs shake. if you unravel in their mouth, they're all hungry licks to your vulva and hard, fluid strokes to their arousal. perhaps you'll even see their eyes roll back as they cum with you, a low growl echoing from the back of their throat as they help you ride out your orgasm.

[prettylucifherr]

When his post nut clarity is just telling you how in love he is with you for 20 minutes straight 🥺

[alhaithamluvr]

your f/os shamelessly getting themselves off when they're alone & helpless without you >>

like humping a pillow or watching your little videos over and over again. picturing your moans, body, praises & whimpers. repeating all that in their head as they fuck a toy.

they’re so needy that it literally doesn’t matter. they just want YOU, and they don’t care if you walk in on them making a mess.

[ prxship & c0mship dni ]

[rookieloveskashi]

palming his bulge: a love story

[p00pdev1l]

a desperate moan followed along by a “wait—wait—“ when you dry hump your f/o and they’re dangerously close to their climax

[luckieangel]

crying during sex because you love him so much and he reassures you that it’s okay and that he loves you so much, so much and his every thrust is a little deeper now, his teeth nibble on your earlobe and he comes inside of you

[oh--lapetitemort]

I need "I can't believe I get to fuck you" type of sex

[whoreiaki-kakyoin]

I just want that fictional man to fuck me absolutely stupid. His smart, sharp-tongued girl reduced to a babbling, whimpering mess as I gasp out broken pleas for his cock, for him to go deeper, faster, give me more. My gaze going all pretty and glassy, my mouth falling open with shameless moans, and I can barely string a sentence together, mostly just the occasional whine of his name or “please” or various swears. The more he makes me feel good, the more my mind floods with pleasure, the less I can even manage an intelligible answer when he asks how it feels, if I’m close, if he should keep going. It’s okay. He knows what those frantic nods and whimpers mean: don’t fucking stop. I crave it. I need it. I love you.

[salemwasnteverhere]

Reading fanfiction isn't enough anymore I need to crawl into my TV and fuck him