Me

Probably just selfies

[umbronydraws-deactivated2024050]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[mikaeled]

me: *thinks about a tity*

Tumblr:

[xenosagaepisodeone]

having a permanent full time job is you thinking to yourself “so this is really the rest of my life huh” as you come home every single day before using your 4 hours of recreational activity to do nothing and then going to bed

[left-reminders]

[gingersofficial]

This is honestly the scariest Grindr profile I’ve ever seen…

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

fucking Virgos honestly

[all-cops-are-bacon-deactivated2]

I see your thirsty torture bottom and I raise you

a glory whol wendigo

[gingersofficial]

[theinfinitegec]

you’ll cum too. You’ll cum too. You’ll Cum Too. YOU’LL CUM TOO. YOU’LL CUM TOO. YOU’LL CUM TOO. 

[gingersofficial]

IT GOT WORSE

[gluten-free-pussy]

This is the next season of American Horror Story

[gulabis-deactivated20170902]

“no homo” I whisper as I look at my garden of pea plants. The progeny had expressed a 1:2:1 ratio of phenotypes. I am Gregor Mendel. 

[ruinedchildhood]

[suprdead-deactivated20180827]

Omfg

[x-napoleon-x]

Hello Tumblr, long time no see.

[languagebender]

why divide people by unrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not ?

[languagebender]

examples: 

american english: cotton candy ✅ good

british english: fairy floss ❌ not valid

spanish, german: sugar cotton ✅ good

french: daddy’s beard ❌ NOT VALID

[lolcubz]

As a French, I relate to this way too much

[animatronicgrass]

This post is homophobic. Let cotton candy be gay!

[prins-erik]

Dutch: sugar spider.

[x-napoleon-x]

I'm British and literally no-one calls it fairy floss, I've never heard of that in my life. It's Candy floss.

[viralfrog]

Mark Zuckerbot at his congress hearing

[atraversso]

Puppy - Hello_shiba

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

*After masturbating*

[mikeyjamesk]

[designer-dick-deactivated201812]

Bendelacreme: *breathes*

Shangela: “Oh, Miss Bendela isn’t fooling anyone with this ‘breathing’ thing. She’s playing the ‘nice’ girl who ‘inhales’ then 'exhales’, but I see those lungs working, boo. I know what’s really going on!”

[twinking]

Rupaul: This weeks challenge is to write lyrics

Bebe: Rrraatikatikaka Krakrrkaka

The Judges:

[squided]

*digs these screenshots up from the depths of 2011 because I’m still amazed at the stupidity*

[muffintop-malachite-deactivated]

I’m going to die

[amelsewhere]

Holy fucking shit

[dill-bear]

😂

[swagintherain]

[sleemo]

“She was more interested in protecting the light than she was seeming like a hero.”

[mattydontstart]

And… that’s why they have hyperspace lanes and maps.

[nintendo-n-chill]

Holy fuck yes!

[eternal-nova-deactivated2018011]

My jaw dropped at this scene