Englishman in New York

I'm not really here looking for trouble, it just has a way of finding me... Indie Joseph Joestar. 18+|OC/Crossover friendly| Multi-shipper|Links

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Hey Joseph! How are things going?

I'M DYINGMy throat hurts and I'm gonna puke.

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Help me, I’m dying.

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Stupid brit...

EXCUSE ME?

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Hm... guess it was nothing...

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Stupid brit...

EXCUSE ME?

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Joseph Joestar is a ho pass it on

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eosphaesphorus

“You must tell me.” She linked arms with him, which looked fairly ridiculous, considering he was at least three heads taller. “Do elaborate?”

“Well damn, where do I even begin?” He tapped at his lips as he thought how to explain. It was an interesting story to relate, even if it did seem entirely mad. “Well, I saved the world. That was a thing that happened.” He said nonchalantly, as if it were the most normal thing in the world.

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Hikari laughed, a true laugh, not the polite chuckle she afforded with strangers or acquaintances. “So you’ve joined the illustrious savior club, have you?” She had done the same, in her own time, not that she made a big deal out of it as a general rule.

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“Oh yeah, you know. Just joining the family business.” Joseph laughed, always happy to know he could make her laugh. It was always a more satisfying feeling to get that reaction from someone who usually didn’t show it. “About time, I guess. Coming of age and all that.”

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“Really, how old are you now? I’m sure your grandmother was worried you might be getting too old.” She squeezed his arm, grinning playfully. She had been little more than a child when her own adventure to save the world had taken place; heroes always seemed to be too young, and yet, far older than their years.

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"Just turned nineteen a few months back, so I guess I just about got the 'young saviour' title by the skin of my teeth. Which sums things up pretty nicely, I think." He nodded, knowing too well that the heroes of his bloodline were all, when it came down to it, children. "Granny knows I can handle myself. But she does worry, I know that much. We've both lost a lot." He muttered, sighing heavily before shrugging off the somber air.

"Still, a lot of good things happened in that last year too. I got married, for one!" He grinned, raising up his hand and wiggling his fingers, showing his wedding ring.

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If Joseph Joestar were alive in 2017 you know he would dab after every single stupid thing he did

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joseph joestar would be a chad

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joseph joestar is already a chad

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bubblemom:

“Aww you’re hungry?” Caesar smiles and grabs her bag, pulling out some money for him. “I didn’t think to pack you any food, I’m sorry darling. I’ll help you finish when you come back.”

Joseph’s frown fades as his eyes widen, grinning as he takes the money. “Ooh, thanks!” He smiled, turning to leave for one of the food stands nearby. It was a little further towards the busier end of the beach, huffing when he had to wait in line. However, he seemed content enough when he returned with a bag of donuts and two ice creams, handing one to Caesar. “Here.”

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Caesar had just finished putting sunscreen on when he came back, though her face turned red from something other than the sun when he gave her some ice cream. “Thank you, JoJo. Come here, sit with me… Please.”

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“Alright, hang on.” Joseph grumbled as he sat down, setting the bag aside for a moment as he licked at the ice cream. “There, I’m good now.”

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bubblemom:

“Aww you’re hungry?” Caesar smiles and grabs her bag, pulling out some money for him. “I didn’t think to pack you any food, I’m sorry darling. I’ll help you finish when you come back.”

Joseph’s frown fades as his eyes widen, grinning as he takes the money. “Ooh, thanks!” He smiled, turning to leave for one of the food stands nearby. It was a little further towards the busier end of the beach, huffing when he had to wait in line. However, he seemed content enough when he returned with a bag of donuts and two ice creams, handing one to Caesar. “Here.”

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Starter for @foxglcved

Joseph loved halloween. It was an opportunity for him to wear whatever he wanted without any criticism. Not that he didn’t wear what he wanted anyway. Most who knew him were used to his rather outgoing style of clothing. Although, a 6′5 man of his build wearing a garishly bright pink dress was another matter entirely.

As he entered the party, he knew he would draw a lot of attention, for one reason or another. But, that was how he liked it. The centre of attention. He didn’t particularly recognise anyone else, costumed or not, but a party was a party. He stepped inside to get a drink, before looking around at the other guests, trying to spot someone interesting to talk to.

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bubblemom:

“Put some sunscreen on your legs and arms then you can go..” Caesar giggles, pouring some sunscreen on her chest to rub it in.

“Fine!” He scoffed, bending over to rub the lotion into his legs, waiting for her to finish so he could apply some to his arms. “Come on, don’t take all day.”

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Caesar gives him the bottle, rolling her eyes. “Why are you so impatient about running away again, JoJo?” She pouts a little bit as she rubs sunscreen into her tummy and sides.

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“I’m not running away.” Joseph grumbled, taking the bottle. “I just wanna go get some ice cream or something. Maybe some donuts, I’m hungry.”

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bubblemom:

“Put some sunscreen on your legs and arms then you can go..” Caesar giggles, pouring some sunscreen on her chest to rub it in.

“Fine!” He scoffed, bending over to rub the lotion into his legs, waiting for her to finish so he could apply some to his arms. “Come on, don’t take all day.”

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“What’s wrong darlings? No need to be so shy.”

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bubblemom:

Caesar pulled back from the kiss, letting her eyes flutter open so she could stare at his features lovingly. She still held onto him, her hands falling to grasp his shoulders. “Thank you..”

Joseph didn’t want to break the kiss, whimpering a little as he felt her pull away. He sighed a little as he stood back up, smiling down at her. “Yeah… Thanks, also…”

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“Oh you’re not going anywhere mister.” Caesar scolds, squirting sun screen at his legs. “I’m not done covering you.”

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“Wh- hey!” Joseph jumped as he was squirted, huffing as he stepped back. “Ugh, now you’re gonna make a mess.”

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bubblemom:

Caesar pulled back from the kiss, letting her eyes flutter open so she could stare at his features lovingly. She still held onto him, her hands falling to grasp his shoulders. “Thank you..”

Joseph didn’t want to break the kiss, whimpering a little as he felt her pull away. He sighed a little as he stood back up, smiling down at her. “Yeah... Thanks, also...”

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jonamama:

“We’ll help you pull through too. I and the rest of the Speedwagon Foundation are at your disposal.” She gently corrects him

“It’s okay to not be okay, you know? I know the burden of having to keep appearances but that’s why you have loves one you can trust and confide to. I understand the deep seated fear wholly. It is way easier when I am contending with death myself instead of me being in the sidelines watching you, Erina or Robert. It’s painful but warranted. Emotions are meant to be felt, burying them will do no good. I know logic is supposed to be prioritized but to hell with that. There is no logic with Vampires and Pillarmen.”

“Yeah... I know.” Joseph nods, a little more colour returning to his face as his shakiness fades, smile returning to his face. “I guess I just find myself wondering a lot about what the future really does hold, especially with more Joestars to come.” He sighs, running a hand through his hair.

Logic might not apply to everything, but it could be applied here. Cold reading drew him in and exploiting his reactions left him vulnerable. He’d done it a million times himself, and found himself laughing once the fear passed. “I guess I really did get played this time.” He chuckled, looking around at the fair and seeing it again for what it was. Just some halloween fun. “Well maybe we should get back to the fun stuff... Like toffee apples.” He grinned, dropping the hint with all the subtlety of a brick as he gave her his best ‘please buy me candy’ face.

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jonamama:

“I…” Her mouth dried up. All he wanted to do is reassure him. Tuck him under a protective sheet of her own making and let him thrive without worries about supernatural assholes getting them. White lies are a necessary evil, she learned but-

“I would say yes, tell you that it isn’t rell. Call the woman on her bullshit and bring up studies on ‘weird phenomena’ but.. I won’t. You’re smart, darling. Hell, smarter than me. You know that there’s equal chance that there might be a creature of the night waiting to terrorize us at the most opportune moment as it might be ourselves being paranoid. I cannot combat with uncertainty. It’s alway there.” She shakes her hand.

“But between the two of us, between my bad luck and your incredibly blessed one, there’s no doubt on who’d get that encounter right? And you’d always played against low odds and come out triumphant. This will beno different.” She smiles at him softly.

Joseph’s brow furrowed a little. The truth wasn’t always easy to hear, especially when it was something he already knew. “Ok, ok... I’m ok.” He took a deep breath, relaxing his posture a little. “I suppose you’re right. I should have been dead a dozen times over already by now, but I keep pulling through somehow.”

He laughed softly, nerves still evident in the forced mirth. “I’m just overthinking this. It’s just a halloween sham...”