Haikyuubu Chapter 78: Kuroo Tries Social Media
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Misplaced Lens Cap
Keni

blake kathryn

shark vs the universe
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸

titsay
NASA

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hello vonnie
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Xuebing Du

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

Product Placement

pixel skylines
art blog(derogatory)
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
dirt enthusiast
todays bird

oozey mess
KIROKAZE
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Haikyuubu Chapter 78: Kuroo Tries Social Media
I hope you enjoy my translations!
sleeping beauty (m.)
SYNOPSIS: toji finally gets the opportunity he's been waiting for.
PAIRING: dilf!toji & fem!babysitter!reader
CONTENT WARNING: age gap, male masturbation, fingering, dubcon/noncon, manipulation, a splash of size kink, bribing, spitting, squirting, daddy kink, heavy breeding kink, mentions of pregnancy, reader is fucked dumb
REQUEST: "I was thinking about toji taking advantage of his son's babysitter while she's asleep (somnophilia, dubcon, & breeding kink maybe?)"
TAGGING: @noritoshiikamo @peachpanlong @bakugos-cumsock @gojosmainweekedhoe @alicekaiba (if it’s bolded i can’t tag you for some reason)
MASTERLIST
DO NOT REPOST MY WORK ON ANY OTHER PLATFORM
When you first met Toji you were fresh out of college. While you searched for jobs applying to your major, you had applied to work as a babysitter for the man. You had come across the post on social media and immediately reached out to him. After a few texts back and forth, the two of you had scheduled to meet in person for an interview.
When the man walked into the coffee shop, you were absolutely shocked. As you rose to shake his hand, you realized that he towered over you. The two of you sat for an hour, completely losing track of time as you socialized. He was quick to tell you that you got the job.
The first time you went over to his house was nerve-wracking. You were overwhelmed with the number of rules he had set for you regarding his small son, Megumi. Despite the abundance of rules, you were confident in your ability to care for the small boy. You were a little surprised to find out that you would be working almost full-time nearly five days of the week, but the pay was far too good to pass up. His job was a very time-consuming one, so he would be traveling a lot.
in his sights (m.)
SYNOPSIS: When Toji lays his eyes on you, he decides that you’re too sweet to let go.
WORD COUNT: 2.5k
CONTENT WARNING: dilf toji, fem reader, mature language, spanking, light degrading, age gap, corruption kink, dubcon-ish (not really, but I wanted to add the tag to be safe.)
A/N: I’m super tired, so this was lazily edited.. oops
MASTERLIST
DO NOT REPOST MY WORK ON ANY OTHER PLATFORM
One of the best decisions you made was befriending the reserved boy in your class. You needed help writing your senior thesis, and he was friendly enough to help you with the writing process. You both spent about an hour and a half working on it, before giving up and just fucking around. Megumi is chasing you around the room when Toji walks in. You both stop in your tracks, laughing like absolute idiots. You recognized him from some of the photos that were hanging around the house. He was definitely Megumi’s dad, but you didn’t expect him to be so… large.
After some small talk between Megumi and his father, the two of you decide to head back into his room to finish the assignment. When you notice the boy nodding off an hour or so later, you decide to pack up your things to head back home. You pass through the living room and reach for the door handle. “Leaving without saying goodbye? That’s not too good for my first impression of you.” Your body jumps as you turn around. Sitting on the couch is Toji Fushiguro. He tells you to sit down and talk to him for a moment and he’ll forgive your momentary rudeness.
Throughout the entirety of the conversation, you bounce your leg and twirl your thumb, letting him know that he makes you anxious. The conversation consists of mostly small talk, much to his displeasure. He wants to know all about the girl that his son brought into his house. After prying a little bit, you open up to him. He learns a few things about you: you’re a double major at the local college, you work at a coffee shop on campus, your anxiety keeps you from doing things sometimes. The more he finds out about you, the more he likes you. He wonders how his son snagged the sweet, college girl.
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*
Got finals coming and i feel so doomed 🙃 please good luck post, taskuteee
– 𝚑𝚞𝚜𝚑 𝚑𝚞𝚜𝚑
pairing: kuroo tetsurou x f!reader
summary: your best friend has been dying to know the guy you’ve been fooling around with since your twenty-first birthday; you wish you could tell her, but the mystery man is no other than her father.
genre: smut, age gap, best friend’s dad au
warnings: 18+. DILF KUROO. dubcon, manipulation, slight somnophilia, spanking, pussyjob, alcohol consumption, dumbification, hair pulling, virginity loss (…social construct), oral (f receiving), overstimulation, size kink, corruption kink, daddy kink, daddy issues, dirty talk, degradation, praise, unprotected sex, nipple play, creampie, cumplay, multiple orgasms, breeding kink, choking, spitting, mating press, clit spanks, begging, fingering, slight exhibitionism, finger sucking, tie kink(?? he makes you wear his tie so…)
word count: 5.2k
author’s note: for @sugawara-sweetheart’s decadence collab! thank you so much for letting me join! shoutout to @stopisa for that ✨lovely✨ dilf convo. (dilf kuroo AAAAAAAAAAAAAA) (let me know if i missed any warnings!) (MINORS DNI)
º thank you @meiansmistress and @ssrated1volleyballplayer for editing and beta reading <33
[12:24 PM]
“come on! you have to tell me who he is!”
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Cursed school presentations? Thank you!
I hate presentations 😂but who doesn’t?
That shrek one is threatening
How’d y'all leave out this one?
Brothers in arms
@hollowb00tijelly SHREK
Please do your research! There is so much misinformation out there and a lot of lies.
Everyone should know the truth so please try to know as much as you can so you can spread awareness and help!
Free Palestine🇵🇸✌️
so... i woke up at 1:30 am bc my brain is full and the first thing that came to mind is... Latinamerica is collapsing and i wonder if the rest of the world knows.
if it doesn't, then maybe it should, so, i wanna explain:
México🇲🇽
we are actually about to run out of water: 85% of the mexican territory is in a draught, the worst in 30 years, they say. and there's lakes that are disappearing.
government is spreading "tips" and "infographics" about how to save some water when they're allowing companies like coca-cola and pepsi; cemex, bonafont and bimbo to have leverage in aquifers and they let them own basically 70% of the water in the country thanks to the National Waters Law (Ley de Aguas Nacionales)
oh and just last night (may 3rd) the 12th metro line collapsed in México City and 23 people died. everyone is blaming it on the 2 previous governments' corruption for using cheap materials and rushing to finish it and inaugurate it before it was actually ready
Honduras🇭🇳
same as México, they're running out of water, so far three states are totally out of it, which is around 1.4 million people.
the press has been calling it the worst draught in the history of the country SINCE LAST YEAR
besides the government has stopped buying vaccines and they're leaving around 70% of the population without a vaccination...
Paraguay🇵🇾
there's no space left in the hospitals, the government stole the 1.6k million usd loan that the country got for health care related buys during the pandemic and left the hospitals alone to their luck. people have to sell their things; from their TV's and fridges to their cars, houses, bodies... there's actual people recurring to prostitution so they can buy medicine the government is supposed to be providing
Brasil🇧🇷
Nicaragua🇳🇮
Argentina🇦🇷
Guatemala🇬🇹
they've been having a hard economic crisis; again, surprise surprise, the government has stolen 14 million quetzales (1.8million usd) that was destined to the healthcare department: since the pandemic started people has been fired by hordes, there's no jobs, there's no money, there's no more safe hospitals or doctors to work in them, or equipment. and the president approved the 2021 budget in the middle of the night and took away money from the health and the education departments, leading to massive protests that, as you have guessed, were repressed with police violence.
Costa Rica🇨🇷
government actually created an espionage agency, the UPAD, they're fining people for being outside hiding behind the excuse of the pandemic; which is making hospitals collapse, they passed a recessive tax reform, the Electoral Supreme Court was scammed in the latest elections and they're actually seeking to create a higher rank power, a "superminister", higher than a president, who can hold the three powers of the nation (dictatorship, everyone?)
Uruguay🇺🇾
Perú🇵🇪
they're enduring a huge political crisis, they have to chose a president and their only two options are: a leftist man that wants to take all the agricultural land and divide it in equal parts, doesn't support lgbtttiq rights, privatize almost all services and more reforms that would lead to massive firings AND a woman that it's being investigated for fraud and money laundering and that descends from one of the biggest peruvian dictators and wants to get him out of prison.
this uncertainty of course has made the usd price to sky rocket (because what else is new) and now the prices of everything are rising as well, and the wages? they're staying still
reports on the presidential debate
El Salvador🇸🇻
another political crisis: the president along with the congress (which is mostly sitting his party) dismissed and basically fired the judges of the supreme court and the attorney general. and recommended/nominated new ones from his party, opening the way to the totalitarianism and welp, the end of democracy in the country: dictatorship.
the people is outraged and the international community along with the America States Organization are rejecting this horrid violation to the Constitution of El Salvador but the panorama is still uncertain.
Colombia🇨🇴
the government of Ivan Duque just has been in the process of passing a tax reform to collect around 25 billion Colombian pesos (around 6.5k billion usd) through taxes without raising the minimum wages; this would throw the country in an economic crisis that would impact the lower and middle classes and it would take products off the basic market basket.
the people of Colombia have been marching and protesting about this and the government has replied with police violence, they have their own anti-raid police, the ESMAD, and they have orders to shoot to kill, the process now has paused because of the protest.
there isn't yet an exact number on the death count but what the people is sure of is that they're gonna try to hide it along with the number of rapings and tortures the police has been conducting.
Chile🇨🇱
in 2019 chilean government rose the price of the metro/subway and there were protests and marches and manifestations, which led, of course, to policial repression, this was a whole ordeal that was condemned by the UN, now, the people is tired that the same government hasn't dealt properly with the sanitary contingency so they starter planing a huge strike; dozens of worker unions planning to march on april 30th to show that they're millions and they want the president out.
then the president was acused of crimes against humanity before the International Court of Human Rights for the repression of the 2019 protests...
Venezuela🇻🇪
well, if you haven't heard about the venezuelan crisis, you've been living under a rock: it's been going on for more than 20 years, venezuelan people live under a dictatorship (fucking incredible we still have those in the world), the police kills people that march and manifest, citizens don't have dignified access to: public transport, gas and gasoline, electricity, food, water, medicine and medical equipment let alone the covid vaccine.
and when the venezuelan people wanna leave the mediocre and deplorable conditions in which their government had made them live? conditions in which if you don't die of sickness, you get killed by a cop or killed in a robbery or killed on a raid? if you don't die of hunger you die of thirst? they raised the passport prices! and so the venezuelan people as a lot of people in Latinoamérica have to illegally migrate; and we all know how that's seen.
Puerto Rico🇵🇷
an immense femicide rise and Gender Violence alert.
Panamá🇵🇦
and all this happened within the last week.
donations and ways to help México and Colombia
Grabbing someone by the jaw in order to force them to look at you directly is one of the best power moves, change my mind
The voice was so spot on it took me seconds to realize what he said.
[Caption: “The red dot on the yogurt is from a nearby army sniper, ready to take out any yogurt that evolves during production to have thoughts of political assassination.”]
★ TODOROKI TOUYA | THE ELDEST SON ★
do you hate kendall jenner or is it your internalised misogyny making you hate a thin, beautiful model for no reason other than the fact she's a model?
i hate kendall jenner
I love that on mobile, instead of getting bigger, it just looks like the picture is getting progressively less blurry, as if youre experiencing this from the perspective of someone coming out of a coma
i think brits have the wrong idea about people making fun of them for their food. everyone has weird and bad or just odd food. brits spent centuries claiming they had a moral superiority over every other culture and staked their colonial claim on half the world by taking their food and spices, and still ended up with the atrocious mess we see today. its different
Wonder what she’s thinking about….
Since pretty much no major news sites (at least in the US) are covering it, please look into how Julian Assange, who isn’t an american citizen, will most likely be approved to be extradited to the United States, where if he’s found guilty he’ll spend the rest of his life in prison at best, and be tortured to death at worst.
While he himself hasn’t hacked into or stolen anything, he’s the man behind wikileaks, which revealed a lot of unsavory information about the United States government- including the barbaric torture of political prisoners and their families, the cold blooded, deliberate murder of iraqi civilians and two Reuters journalists (and the subsequent coverup), the active participation in genocide in yemen, and how the CIA uses smartphones, TVs, and cars to spy on their owners.
While the official ruling won’t be announced until January 4th of next year, he never had a chance at winning the extradition trial- it was purely for show. He’s spent the last years being constantly monitored and bugged- all his meetings with his lawyers have been recorded. He was also kept in a glass cage during the trial, usually reserved for dangerously violent offenders, preventing him from speaking with his legal team.
If/when he’s extradited to the United States, he will absolutely be found guilty of the charges against him and die in prison. This is an incredibly dangerous precendent- a journalist who isn’t and has never been an American citizen, will essentially be put to death for helping expose America’s crimes. Notice the silence around this from everyone- you’re not going to hear about this on CNN, or read about it in the newspaper, or see either of the presidential candidates tweeting about him, except maybe to condemn him. This is a deliberate silence, and if we don’t take it upon ourselves to learn about the blood our government has on its hands and spread that information to others, it’ll go unnoticed- which is exactly what they want. Be aware. Be angry.