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[valeroyeaux]

fitz, every day for a year: hey should we maybe do something about the fact that regal is clearly planning a coup. like, he tried to kill verity using galen, he tried to kill me and burrich. he’s keeping everyone away from his ailing father and drugging him. like its not even subtle at this point. he has a vision board i think.

every adult in his life: fitz you fool. you dumbass bitch idiot. you stupid little boy. regal would never do that. sure, he says he’s going to every day and he’s a wretched little man who clearly hates you and has tried to kill you, and verity, and kettricken. but you just have to get over that. hes just a silly little guy. you know how youngest children are. now go take some drugs and kill a bunch of guys.

[singt0me]

gotta hand it to regal farseer tho they really don’t make evil gay people like that anymore

[arcadiiian]

no i don't have a favorite farseer what makes you think that........

[farfelue]

This is my favorite joke from all the series.

Sorry, no Beloved in my top three (I am ready to be mauled to death by the fans). Perfect and tragic and everything this character is but the jokes are expected with that one and unexpected jokes are much more impactful on me.

Meanwhile, Patience has a comedic timing that could put Chade back in his tower.

And also, even though I 100% think that comedy and tragedy are the best mix in an objective way...

Comedy and love/kindness as a combination just hit the spot for me.

This moment is both hilarious and wonderfully cute and heartwarming. It is one of the few moment we see Fitz sincerely happy and feeling loved without any issue, not holding it back or feeling undeserving. He is not lying, hiding or anything. He is loved and enjoys it in a cute way by laughing.

He went there trying to protect people, he felt like a man because he was the one with the responsibility to keep those he loves safe. And Patience just threw him off balance and put him back to his place : her son. She protects him. She loves him. She is the adult, he is the child. He can relax a little.

This moment was perfect.

And then Lacey was badass so even more perfect.♥

(Now I wonder how many time Patience made Chivalry laugh the same way)

(Okay Fitz looks very manly here, too old but I don't care, I had to draw it twice because I lost the previous file and I'm lazy now !)

[xamagur402]

Christophe Montenez as Edmund in King Lear 👑 you are so dear to me

Le Roi Lear (King Lear) by Thomas Ostermeier (Comédie Française)

[princessofcairhien]

“My queen, my sister, my daughter, my lover, all were gone, as if the sun had vanished from the sky” well!

[edettethegreat]

the one thing I gotta give tartuffe credit for is that he has little to no interest in the young girl he's temporarily engaged to, but instead is wildly obsessed with that girl's stepmother

[campcumming]

alan cumming, hamlet. 1993.

[periwinklish]

[charmstrangebeauty]

Hamlet, a (gay) summary

Aka the closet is glass

Gertrude: Hamlet I know you want to go back to university (where Horatio is) but I need you here (where Ophelia is)

Hamlet: UGH fine

Hamlet: *sees Horatio* 😍😍😍

Hamlet: uh oh, do I forget myself

Ophelia: Hamlet says he loves me

Laertes: Please don’t believe him - he’s not allowed to follow his heart, he has to do whatever is best for Denmark [babe you are his beard???]

Polonius: Please don’t believe him - the prince can have sexual indiscretions, but you can’t [girl he’s screwing around with guys???]

Hamlet: *sees his father’s ghost*

Horatio: Stop! What if it’s dangerous??

Horatio: *physically holding Hamlet back* I can’t let him hurt you

Polonius: Hamlet wrote Ophelia this love letter

Gertrude: Really? Hamlet??? 🤨

Polonius: Yeah it says “I’m totally in love with you, babe, I swear, why don’t you believe me?”

Polonius: But don’t worry, I know she isn’t in a good enough social sphere to marry him

Gertrude: Wait no I want Hamlet to marry literally any girl Ophelia actually

Gertrude: God wouldn’t it be great if Hamlet was acting so weird because he thought a girl was hot

Hamlet, to Polonius: *cishet voice* Better lock up your hot daughter so I don’t get her pregnant, amirite fellow straight dude 👉😎👉

Hamlet, to his friends: I don’t like men

Hamlet: WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING

Hamlet: The pangs of despised love are too much to bear 😢

Hamlet: Hey hottie! Did you pray for my sins lol

Ophelia: Here are your love letters back

Hamlet: I gave you no such thing

Ophelia: You did though???

Hamlet: haha, are you serious? …You’re hot? Ok, like, yes, I did—

Ophelia: You made me believe you loved me

Hamlet: Oh you should not have believed that, I did NOT

Ophelia: I was deceived 😭

Hamlet: Girl, heterosexuality is a scam, go be a lesbian or a nun or a whore or something, why do you want to be a breeder? Also do you have any idea how much sinning I do? I am picturing so much gay sex that I literally don’t have time to do it all in one lifetime.

Hamlet: Oh shit, is your father spying on us?

Hamlet: Fuck, uhhhh ok ok ok

Hamlet: Listen girl, even if you perfectly perform society’s heterosexual bullshit, they will still talk shit about you, so just go to a nunnery/brothel/whatever, or at least don’t marry an asshole like me

Hamlet: Also since your father is listening, uhh, here’s a bunch of toxic misogynistic bullshit!! And uh, you are the reason for my (fake) madness, just like he suspected!!! Ok bye! ✌️

Claudius, who was listening: Wow, I guess Hamlet doesn’t swing that way

Hamlet: Horatio!!! 😍

Horatio: Sweet Lord 😍

Horatio: My dear Lord 😍

Hamlet: I love you so much that my (female) soul is bonded to you

Hamlet: I love how you are not passion’s slave, like how could I not fall in love with you

Hamlet: …I made it too gay again, didn’t I?

Hamlet: *Loudly making sex jokes about Ophelia now that they’re in public again*

Horatio: *gets a letter* Literally nobody else would be writing to me except Hamlet

Hamlet: I need you to run to my side as fast as if you were running from death itself

Horatio: *Takes off running*

Hamlet, in private: Oh shit, Ophelia died?

Hamlet, in public: *leaps into her grave proclaiming his love for her as loudly as possible*

Hamlet: *is poisoned*

Hamlet: I am dead, Horatio

Horatio: And I’m like those (famously gay) ancient Romans

Horatio: *tries to drink poison after Hamlet is killed, Romeo and Juliet style*

Hamlet: *has to physically wrestle the cup out of Horatio’s hands*

Hamlet: If you ever loved me, you will survive this pain for me ❤️

Horatio: Now cracks a noble heart 💔

Horatio: Good night, sweet prince ❤️

Horatio: *uses the familiar form ‘thee’ instead of the formal ‘you’ for the first time in the entire play now that there’s no point hiding it* and flights of angels sing thee to thy rest ❤️❤️❤️

[ilredeiladri]

This is actually all anyone needs to know about this play because it's an absolutely accurate summary of the main plot points. I really hope a lot of the kids that have to write about the play for school use this to understand it better 🙃

[spending-life-pretending]

Just remembered that one scene in Assassin’s Apprentice where baby Fitz runs into Verity and Regal on the road and they think he’s Chiv’s ghost for a second. Now granted I don’t have the book in front of me so maybe there’s more context…but how the fuck was that interaction going before Fitz showed up? Was Regal being ominous and evil or were they just…chilling?? Did Verity view him as a threat, or was he just his baby brother? Wasn’t Regal like. Fifteen. Farseer brothers…reveal the intricacies of your dynamics to me.

[neatbay]

hilarious to me that queen desire’s death, which becomes a key motivation for the trilogy’s main antagonist, happens entirely off screen 😭 nooooo one in buckkeep gaf

[opaque]

i love regal sorry he's the perfect villain & the funniest man on earth. let's smoke weed & commit patricide & get constantly textually mocked for being a fop like YESSSSS who else is doing it like him (evilly, with an effete style, & with a strategically placed incense pot FULL of sativa)? truly no one. nobody else ever

[arcadiiian]

no i don't have a favorite farseer what makes you think that........

[medievalthymes]

regal deciding to make his six year old nephew his arch nemesis 2.6 seconds after meeting him will never not be funny to me

[girlovid]

sitting down with a big glass of wine after a long day of being a false king to watch my underlings beat and torture my nephew like it’s Real Housewives

[pocketsizedcrab]

i’ve gathered that tumblr doesn’t really like videos and if i’m honest i don’t think this is what’s gonna sway the people’s opinion