Alexander The Earthling

♊️50/50♊️

[nocontext-noreason]

[vanbrohenheim]

In order to McFreakin’ obtain, something of equal value must be McFreakin’ lost.

[bitchycode]

[earth-pix]

[despazito]

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

[davvngwa]

Excuse me then

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[fkatwigspng]

FKA twigs for AVANTgarden magazine

[aloneyetnotalone]

Is The Man Who Is Tall Happy? (Michel Gondry, 2013)

[powerfulwizard]

I was at a party last night and this weird nerd guy was screaming and punching the wall whenever he missed at beer pong and I cornered him later and I was like “Hey, can I give you some constructive criticism?” And he was like “Uhh ok.” And I was like “People would like you a lot more if you weren’t going around screaming and punching walls like a fucking creep.” And he got really scared and asked “Are you going to kill me?” And I literally dont understand how he got that from what I said. I think I’m scarier than I realize.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

you shoulda killed him just as a power move

[cassyphace]

“Not this time.”

[warandpeas]

Lord Nibbles just wants to play

[clownchronicles]

Your top didn’t top you, you bottomed your top. Use language of empowerment sisters!

[cross-leggeddefiance]

He didnt penetrate you. You engulfed him.

[mercilessmime]

They didn’t eat you out. You fed them.

[collegiate-partisan]

[philippakishits-deactivated2013]

[eartharchives]

Scientist's accidental discovery makes coral grow 40x faster

There might be hope for our oceans, thanks to one clumsy moment in a coral tank.

It typically takes coral 25 to 75 years to reach sexual maturity. With a new coral fragmentation method, it takes just 3.

[spiroandthelacktones]

!!!!

[gendernihilistanarchocommunist]

[meanplastic]

[tinderventure]

Go gators?

[wonders-of-the-cosmos]

Created using still images taken by the Cassini spacecraft during it’s flyby of Jupiter and while at Saturn. Shown is Io and Europa over Jupiter’s Great Red Spot.

NASA/JPL-Caltech/SSI/CICLOPS/Kevin M. Gill