"Never forget how sexy you are"

I am half dinosaur half unicorn. #Smile, I do not like fighting and just want everyone to be happy. I love food and being silly! I currently live in Puerto Rico, but plan to move someday. 😊 I have no reason to be mean.

[gilkenansmonsterhouse2006-deact]

*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*

[whocaresaboutactresses]

Badass Barbie doll

[rooncymara]

[jillian-amy]

There’s literally no better quote from a show ever.

[nottrixiemattel]

😂😂

[jaal-ama-daravv]

No one is ever too busy, it’s about priorities.

if someone meant the world to you, you’d always find time (via itcuddles)

[parangarico-blog]

[foolwhodreams-deactivated201809]

The greatest scene in television history.

[buzzfeeduk]

[reibeibei]

I absolutely love children

[25th-hokage-deactivated20180619]

I’m the hotdog girl

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]

[snorlax]

off to steal yo girl

[dntgetmad]

I had to post this whole thread because this is the definition of a wholesome post. 😭😂💕🔑

[americadivided-deactivated20170]

This is beyond cute and innocent. I love it 😭

[barelyfittingin]

My guy 💪

[mashallahsis-blog]

This is so cute I love it

[pollo-con-vodka]

He llegado a la edad donde no vivo con el fin de impresionar a nadie. Es más, si alguien desea retirarse de mi vida muy cordialmente lo conduzco a la salida para que no se pierda en el camino.

Ese momento en que tu inteligencia empieza a despertar y comienzas  a ignorar a la mayoría de personas.

[thursday]

[notmytmblr]

[abeautyisbeast]

Knowing my fat ass if I were Belle I would have tried a hell of a lot harder to eat all those foods during Be Our Guest

I mean look at this shit 

Bitch just grabbed a cherry 

“Try the grey stuff it’s delicious” Bitch please pass me the fork 

This scene is visually stunning, but my drunk ass would have climbed the table for some champagne  

Don’t even get me started with the live action version I MEAN LOOK AT THIS

In summary I would basically look like this throughout the song 

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, August 18, 2016

Jordan Klepper gets to know Trump supporters

[maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti]

It’s like shooting fish in a barrel

[nathanvj]

lmaoooooo they all stupid

[lgbtqpjo]

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

[thehumorousace]

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

[thesoftgrape]

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

[racefaker]

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

[lena-luthor]

[lesbianpeachs]

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

[ggghosties]

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

[exomoon]

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

[gonecryptidhunting-moved]

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

[phil-of-the-phuture]

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

[maneth985]

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

[spottytonguedog]

This post is perfection across the board.

[lilkittynellie-deactivated20240]

feminist: I believe in equality for everything between the sexes

Feminist™: ALL MEN ARE ASSHOLES AND SHOULD DIE! WE DONT NEED ANY OF THEM ANYWAYS AND THEY NEVER DO ANYTHING GOOD FOR US!!

[seereethepagan]

Christian: I believe in God and his son Jesus

Christian™: We must Obey Bible In Everything and Take It Literally and if you don’t do it you’re Going To Hell! I’m praying for you to find God and have your sins Forgiven! Other religions are from Satan and So Is Atheism!

[tereozil]

Laugh From Around The World In Messages.

From fb.

[thembobot-deactivated20241025]

- Duck