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queer // stoner // philly

[grimelords]

life in the old days was just whatever

[readpinned-deactivated20230904]

when an npc in a sneak games goes “What was that” babygirl dont worry about it 

[desinteresse]

Hell yeah im a slut (non practicing)

[sadbitchwithagodcomplex]

hell yeah im a slut (very practicing)

[desinteresse]

Make you own post then skank

[sandersstudies]

People who act aggressive and negative as fuck and then when you’re like “hey can you stop” they’re like “I’m going through some stuff 🥺🥺🥺” like damn dude that’s crazy me too - for example right now I’m going through YOUR behavior.

[sandersstudies]

“I’m dealing with a lot 🥺🥺🥺” and I’m dealing with you so I guess we’re even

[sandersstudies]

If your reactions to your trauma or your problems are making other people around you feel unsafe you need new coping mechanisms.

[geniusoflove]

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

[proheromidoriyashouto]

the panties hit the floor

[geniusoflove]

you know it brother

[an-american-whore]

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

[geniusoflove]

you know what i wish you would tell me

[kate-victoriax-deactivated20220]

like imagine being slightly wine-drunk and having your thighs kissed in a sunny field of wildflowers

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

a tick wrote this

[just-shower-thoughts]

You can have a fully gay threesome, but you can’t have a fully straight threesome.

[joey-wheeler-official]

The straights once more crumble before the might and grace of the humble homosexual

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk

[supermario17karate-deactivated2]

proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.

[eeveez-deactivated20190823]

bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.

wheres your god now

[fairycosmos]

um fucked up how one moment you’re twelve and the next you’re in literal and metaphorical debt to the whole world

[sourdoughstarter]

spring is so crazy you go outside and youre like damn its green

[snorlaxatives]

@ the water that drips down my arms when i wash my face and makes a big ass mess: fuckin fight me

[beevean]

reasons I’m still on this hellsite:

1) nowhere else I could find posts this specifically relatable

[librarycard]

normalize flopping. it’s ok to fail baby. sexy even

[librarycard]

the amount of people saying "i thought you meant flopping on the ground". target audience

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thecreach]

Try speeding through this, asshole.

[sma11meat-deactivated20170922]

You cant out run your past, Sonic

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

the sequel

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

i cant believe this was something that a real person said to me once. wonder how hes doing. wonder if hes seen this post

[spend-a-second]

[addisuns]

getcho ass outta here aint no one tryina fuck with you shark

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[olivertrees]