sometimes I write stuff

https://coreylaisure.wordpress.com/

[chryza]

*rising discomfort*

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[xarkxite]

I had a lot of feelings about the last of us 2, so here they are:

https://www.coreylaisure.com/blog/eznqigmek0ftbs8xl1roq0yspk54ug

Why I didn’t like it, and why that’s why I liked it.

[xarkxite]

Here's a little coming of age story I wrote about a dryad. It was a lot of fun to write and I'm really proud of it!

https://coreylaisure.wordpress.com/2020/05/28/the-moss-hag/

The Moss Hag

Humans like to think that forests appear as miraculously as she does. One year there is an empty field, all grass and emptiness. The next th

[xarkxite]

I've always been fascinated by the idea of "subspace" in sci-fi stories, like dipping into a place outside the universe to travel faster than light

So here's the first part of a miniseries I'm working on, about a guy who gets stuck there:

https://coreylaisure.wordpress.com/2020/05/12/lost-in-the-dark-part-1/

Lost in the Dark, Part 1

Even though it is years behind him, Ganax finds himself recalling the day he fell through the ice. The lake on their family’s property alway

[xarkxite]

I wrote a weird little story a while back and I thought y'all might like it

https://coreylaisure.wordpress.com/2020/04/21/gregory-blartrap/

Gregory Blartrap

Gregory Blartrap was trapped, of all things, in a legal struggle. His father, Francois Blartrap, had just recently passed, and had left some

[luc-iddreaming-deactivated20231]

@staff Not exactly the “welcome back to the app store” you were expecting huh

[catchymemes]

Progression of Sobriety

Source: imgur.com

[rumble-and-roar]

Wholesome

[purplelittlemermaid]

Fuuucking wholesoooooooome

[angelstonaa]

I’m so proud of him you could see the life and happiness coming back 😍

[deebott]

I scrolled through yelling yes baby!!!!!!!!

[televandalist]

[thebaconsandwichofregret]

@staff

[everythingfox]

The song to end all wars

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

Sorry for the long post but this is legit one of the BEST movies I’ve ever seen

[mila-silvertail-deactivated2019]

What movie is this?!?!

[fizzydog-deactivated20240325]

Chirin no Suzu / Ringing Bell

Based on a book, it’s a fantastic movie and it’s just 45 minutes long.

[hbreckel]

And just so everyone knows, the entire movie can be watched legally subbed or dubbed on Crunchyroll. I don’t think you even have to be a paid member to watch it. 

[badjokesbyjeff]

Doctor: Do you want the good news first, or the bad news?

Man: Good news first please, doc!

Doctor: We’re naming a disease after you

[flanneldragon]

man: oh geez whats the bad news

doctor:

[destinymoonart]

CALLOUT POST ON TWITTER

CAT ARE ABUSERS

[niyarest]

my cat gettin ready to beat me to a pulp

[estradiol]

Imo the “bad boy who’s only nice secretly/after you get through his layers” trope in media functions as propaganda designed to get you to second guess yourself and your experiences in order to give bad men a chance. Some things need to be taken at face value and if he treats people like shit he is in fact a bad person even if he’s nice to you sometimes. Stop looking for hidden meaning and depth in his actions. He’s not misunderstood he’s just an asshole and it’s not your job to shovel through the shit to get to the disappointing “good” parts

[fkacoochie-deactivated20230424]

WHEW

[shigraki]

i literally CANNOT and WILL NEVER get over that one Sad Pic with the story of how a girl and a guy were on a motorcycle and he noticed a wall in front of them so he stopped to let her off and then he drove into the wall and died

[shigraki]

IT WAS A CAR NOT A MOTORCYCLE IM. STILL LAUGIHMG YHOUGH

[pussysista-deactivated20170521]

[otherwindow]

An mmorpg where you can play as a vast range of tiny fairies (tooth fairies, pixies, etc) and the areas you adventure into are human sized towns but because you’re so small it’s all gigantic. Also, the player housing options are bird and dollhouses to accommodate your fairy size.

Sewing needles, keys, and screws are used as swords. Knives are treated like greatswords. 

Tooth fairies get a racial ability where they can summon a gold coin to beat the shit out of rival fairies with. 

Decorate your mailbox home with designer furniture from Barbie dollhouses. Turn an aquarium into a beach getaway. Freezers and cooler boxes are miniature winter wonderlands. 

All of the enemies are either rival fairies, insects, or basic wildlife like hostile toads trying to eat you.

One of the dungeons is a dusty house with the final boss being a deadly roomba with a knife taped onto it.

[lightlybow]

@nintendo hire this person please

[brucesterling]

*The Birth of Modern Oligarchy

[yeahiwasintheshit]

dont fucking forget what happened in 1980… fucking reagan and reaganonics. this is why republicans still celebrate that shitty old bitch