Maddux Massecker

the realest and the illest.

[xateluck00]

SINCE-FUCKING-WHEN ??????

[xateluck00]

absolutely unreal to have stumbled upon this

[xateluck00]

dude….

[midwestmaddie]

hey first tumblr post !! i wanted to show the sweater i crocheted for my emo axolotl!! based on phil’s sweater :)!!

[tuckedinbugw]

Nothing like holding my love

[raisinchallah]

sex is so boring and passe but things that are metaphorically sex but weirder will never go out of style

[hollivens]

phil squat! 🏋🏻

[ihavetobeskeleton-deactivated20]

society says no to anorexia but yes to anorexic bodies

[murphy3dsblog]

why does eating a normal meal feels like binging?

[isabelopaque]

Men should be injured for my entertainment

[finelytaylored]

that giant beaming fucking smile 😭

[xateluck00]

audibly screamed at my phone

[moonyswand]

loving to bake but feeling guilty to eat any of it because you know how much sugar goes into it

[xateluck00]

i wanna be evil so bad ,, too bad i got these stupid morals

[zackstriker]

dnp should win an award for most emotionally complex podcast announcement ever

[zackstriker]

@mercurysgf GET PEER REVIEWED THIS IS SO FUNNY

[xateluck00]

rewatching old dnp vids to catch all the implications

[freakasaurus-rex]

"google ai" "spotify ai dj" "ai assistant" "enhanced by ai" what if i just start beating people over the head with a rock

[xateluck00]

my moms husband just got out of jail, my mom is stuck in stand still traffic two states away and i just paused a mental breakdown to watch an almost hour long video of two british men, that i’ve watched since the dawn of time, confirm the thing that has haunted the internet since the dawn of time.

all on a random monday

and i have work at 6 am tomorrow.

the world is odd, emptying and wonderful