Hi I'm really Gay

for my lovely girlfriend ♡

[lesbianhallieparker]

they hated her for her clitoral swag

[greelin]

someone you order from on ebay or whatever putting a handwritten note with the item for no reason at all except to sincerely say thank you and hope it arrived safely

[greelin]

good GOD when they do that and also include additional stuff like stickers or candy or another random item you did not order but they assumed you’d like “just because”…..

[gudaho]

When they have tiny doodles on the notes or box

[red-tips]

[the-tree-line]

[autisticmagpie]

ZoeTwoDots - Twitter

Puppsicle - Artist on Twitter

[chumbie]

POV: you’re getting your teeth cleaned and your dental hygienist is acclaimed horror mangaka junji ito

[senritsu]

[sh5ehomebrew]

I always forget that he has a dental PhD. Which he’s actually admitted provided a lot of fuel for his mouth based body horror.

[william-snekspeare]

anyone want to see a animal

[william-snekspeare]

the votes are in. who am I to deny the request of the people.

As promised:

[konoko]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[guooey]

[tylenol-milk-tranny-deactivated]

Why they do that

[heroboof]

i'm assuming it's a combination of trying to stay warm (emperor penguin dads do something similar!) and keeping watch for potential predators?

[tylenol-milk-tranny-deactivated]

Oh worm that makes sense

[beardedmrbean]

Just dudes bein bros

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[headspace-hotel]

This video simultaneously delights me and stresses me out

[memewhore]

[responsibilitychan]

[underwaterslopgirl-deactivated2]

Inspecting your dash for mice

[clickbeetle]

a lot of pieces of media will show characters catching fireflies with just their bare hands. in some cases they will just land on the persons fingers. to gently be placed inside of a jar..

for people who live in areas who don’t have fireflies, i want you to know that is not made up or exaggerated for those scenes. fireflies are really like that. they are slow and not cautious at all. while camping i would just walk up to one flying in the air and grab it. and it would sit on my hands like “oh ok.” they are my friends.

[clickbeetle]

also i think it’s funny when fireflies are portrayed as round light bulb-ish shapes. they are skinny.

[clickbeetle]

also their butts are yellow even when not lit up. they’re not just all black until suddenly lighting up yellow! they always got little yellow asses!

[clickbeetle]

they are such friends

[exceptionerroralex]

fireflies our beloveds <3

[toasty-bat]

Thought people might appreciate this video I got of a firefly that landed on my mom’s ring and sat there flashing for about a good minute or two. They really are just like that

[filthy-rat]

nooo bestie don’t ship two real people haha you’re so creepy

[filthy-rat]

seriously uh. fucking stop that shit. it’s 2022. get new hobbies.

[silly-slacker-person]

[nflstreet]

freud said that men want to be with people that resemble their mothers. not me though, i want to fuck women from fighting games i’ve never played

[dongulator]

[orpheusilver]

my favourite thing on tumblr is reblogging a post like "oh that mutual is gonna love this" and then seeing them reblog it from you

[landsword]

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

my gf's work told her she can't draw cats on people's to go boxes anymore and i think i'm more pissed about it than her, like wtf let her have fun ill kill u

[hexmobile]

Thank you everyone for supporting my cat drawing, they look like this btw ❤️

[sweetgrassbraids-deactivated202]

look how fucking delightful this is !!!!!! how fucking dare they make her stop! !!! unbelievable