*cues some music* ...1776
New York city Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir?
That depends, who’s asking?
Oh well sure, sir
I’m Alexander Hamilton I’m at you’re service sir i have been looking for you!
I’m gettin nervous
Sir! I heard your name at Princeton, I was seeking an accelerated course of study
When I got sort of out of sorts with a buddy of yours.. I may have punched him- it’s a blur sir! He handles the financials?
You punched the bursar?
Yes! I wanted to do what you did graduate in two, then join the revolution he looked at me like I was stupid I’m not stupid.

























