we post gay people here, i guess

worlds least subtle side blog

[xbralis]

my only explanation for why xb and keralis didn't place top 3 on the hermitblr gay sex survey is because not enough people are aware of HOW bad they are. so i offer a compilation. /lh

[xbralis]

most fascinating mcyt duos are the ones who seem to talk ABOUT eachother more than they actually talk TO eachother. your grumbos your renchantings your skephalos etc. elaborate dances of obsession that could be solved by a single discord message. girl just call him.

[constellation-sapphic]

PIX.

He's right though

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Pix: Oh, Keralis and xBCrafted dressed to match, I love it when couples do that. Tubbo: No that's so cute of them. (Pix laughs)

[constellation-sapphic]

PIX.

He's right though

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Pix: Oh, Keralis and xBCrafted dressed to match, I love it when couples do that. Tubbo: No that's so cute of them. (Pix laughs)

[constellation-sapphic]

PIX.

He's right though

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Pix: Oh, Keralis and xBCrafted dressed to match, I love it when couples do that. Tubbo: No that's so cute of them. (Pix laughs)

[cal40078]

Inspired by XBCrafted S11 E3 Our Brave boy!

It's gonna be a WIP for now, I want to improve my typography and graphic design in the future (⁠ ⁠≧⁠Д⁠≦⁠) without it my animations looks so lonely (⁠个⁠_⁠个⁠)

I just wanna share it (⁠◕⁠દ⁠◕⁠) I'll be editing this in the future but I have a project I want to finish first (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)/

[etoilesbienne]

i love how real the rpf pipeline is. i like how much people would aggressively pretend mcyt isn't rpf. who cares if it was ? by the way im really into kpop now. and many of my mutuals are now f1 bloggers. not to mention the many bandom bloggers mcyt seems to be also heavily in contact with. and of course phandom. Yay

[xbralis]

im delighted that grigem is finally taking off specifically in the form of people calling grian gems annoying fuckass boyfriend. its what he deserves <3

[xbralis]

gridoc is still a peak ship because its a guy who will on camera call himself a sugar plum fairy boy and a guy who styles himself as a world breaking mad doctor of doom and yet everyone knows who the dangerous one is and it is NOT doc.

[xbralis]

i'm normal about them. shut up.

[xbralis]

gem and grian could be a beautiful lesbian relationship. to me.

[xbralis]

hi dear tumblr user xbralis,

wish you a happy new year! may I ask for your permission to translate your pinned post video into other language for my non-mcyt friends? I have to explain why my ship is so real and im so normal about ’em and it’s hard without evidence. *sob*

pretty pwease? /not forced tho

thanks!!

oh sure! go ahead, that sounds fun.

[antimony-medusa]

I wanted to do this myself for a couple reasons, but you're more knowledgeable and articulate about this kinda topic if it turns into a full-blown discussion, so I come to you instead.

I propose a poll, if you don't mind making one:

(In order to avoid the classic and inevitable Hermit/Trafficblr skew, I'd like to specify QSMP/DSMP fans since I write for those subgroups)

QSMP/DSMP fans: Do you read smut of your cubito(s)?

- QSMP fan, yes

- QSMP fan, no

- DSMP fan, yes

- DSMP fan, no

- Both fan, yes

- Both fan, no

- Nuance answer (elaborate in tags)

Now this sounds like an interesting idea! Let's put it to an anonymous poll!

QSMP/DSMP Fans: Do you read smut of your cubitos?

QSMP fan primarily/only: Yes

QSMP fan primarily/only: No

DSMP fan primarily/only: Yes

DSMP fan primarily/only: No

Both fan: Yes

Both fan: No

Nuance/Elaborate in Tags/I'm Bald

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[antimony-medusa]

Follow up for the hermempires fans:

Hermit/Empires/Traffic Fans: do you read smut of your cubitos?

Hermit fan primarily/only: Yes

Hermit fan primarily/only: No

Traffic fan primarily/only: Yes

Traffic fan primarily/only: No

Empires fan primarily/only: Yes

Empires fan primarily/only: No

Fan of all of them: Yes

Fan of all of them: No

Nuance/Elavorate in Tags/I'm bald

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[antimony-medusa]

And while I'm posting polls:

Lifesteal fans, do you read smut of your cubitos?

Lifesteal fan primarily/only: Yes

Lifesteal fan primarily/only: No

Lifesteal extended universe (unstable, etc): Yes

Lifesteal extended universe (unstable, etc): No

Nuance/Elaborate in tags/I'm bald

Voting ended onDec 30, 2024

[antimony-medusa]

I ABSOLUTELY should have put a see results button in...

[antimony-medusa]

If you want to expand on your reasons pro or con, anon is on in my inbox.

[buildheight]

"a cc could say they dont want u to ship and uou idiots still will do it" Yes 👍 hope this clarifies things

[buildheight]

a british man will never tell me how to live my life

[orangeocelotmartyn]

Keralis: Do you have a name tag by any chance? (Scene cut) Okay, what did you name him? (Through laughter) It’s xBRalis. That’s—oh, that’s adorable. (xB begins giggling) That’s what friends do, right?

xB: Right.

Keralis: That’s really nice, yeah.

[xbralis]

Whenever I see the term “babygirl” used for a man I think of XBcrafted. Not because I personally have any affinity for him but because of this blog

now THIS is the legacy i want to have

[xbralis]

important: do not separate them