when white europeans say “lmao americans are so dumb, how could they let this happen??”
“Fascism is capitalism in decay.”
We need to meet fire with fire.
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
YOU ARE THE REASON
Cosmic Funnies
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Jules of Nature
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DEAR READER
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we're not kids anymore.
One Nice Bug Per Day
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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when white europeans say “lmao americans are so dumb, how could they let this happen??”
“Fascism is capitalism in decay.”
We need to meet fire with fire.
Happy National Coming Out Day
I love you guys <3
Affection Meme
Send one of these from your muse to mine, or send me a ➥ for their affections toward yours.
Fingers in Hair: I will treasure you. Hand on the Head: I think about you a lot. Kiss / Touch to Ear: I forgive / forgave you. Forehead to Forehead: I’m here / understand. Kiss on or around Eye: I don’t want you to be sad. Hesitant Touch: You’ve hurt me / I still care for you. Boop on the Nose: You’re adorable / make me happy. Kiss on the Cheek / Mouth: I love you / I’ve missed you. Touching the Chin: I want honesty / things to work out. Mouth on or near Neck: I want you / want to be with you. Touching the Neck / Shoulders: I want you to feel good. Leaning on Shoulder: I need you / your support right now. Kiss / Hand / Touch over Heart: I want your understanding. Kiss on the Wrist / Palm: I feel deeply connected to you. Holding Hands: I want to be reminded of your presence. Touching Fingers: I want to speak, but lack the words. Arm around Waist: I want you to be careful / feel safe. Touch on / Kiss to the Ribs: I regard you reverently. Hand on Lower Back: I’ll be by your side no matter. Hands on or near Hips: I feel possessive of you. Touch to Thigh: I want something more with you. Head on Lap: I trust you / feel safe with you. Hand on Knee: I am concerned for you. Other: Fill in what your muse does / feels!
send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---
veilled:
alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !
✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair . ❤ = kissing them . ₪ = asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them . ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare . ♣ = discovering them crying . 回 = patching a wound . ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .
when in doubt just ask a dog
someone send “BOOF!” to your crush/significant other and share the results with the rest of the class please
better response than expected!
IS THIS WHY YOU SENT ME THAT MESSAGE?!
i honestly didn’t expect anything less
new ask meme where u send a boof on anon if im ur tumblr crush
send me BOOF on anon if I’m your tumblr crush ♡
reblogging for the long post my askbox is closed atm |D;;
Reblog if you would like anonymous opinions about your muse!
Reblog if you want someone to compare you to a Disney character in your ask!
Oh this could be fun.
█ Free Custom Theme Giveaway
Yes, free, you heard me!
What’s the catch?
Basically, I wanted to start doing theme commissions and offer them as a thankyou when I hit followers milestones, but I have no examples other than my own theme.
What do I get?
✓ You get a free, unique theme for your roleplay blog, coded by someone who does website coding for a living.
All you’ll need to provide is a few images you’d like used as the background graphic, and I’ll do the rest.
How do I get it?
LIKE AND REBLOG!
TWO winners will be chosen entirely at random (through RNG).
You DO NOT have to be my follower. I’m not going to bully people into following me; you either like my character or you don’t. :’>
Winners will be announced tomorrow, on SINDAY so get liking/reblogging!
Quality M!A Masterlist
----- Physical M!As -----
Time Warp: Muse is suddenly a specified age.
Hardware Change: Muse is suddenly a specified gender.
Pinch And Drag: Muse is suddenly a specified size.
Odd Organism: Muse is turned into a specified animal.
Odder Organism: Muse is turned into a specified monster.
Beep Boop: Muse is turned into a robot. If muse is normally a robot, they are now a living being.
Spirit Door: Muse is turned into a ghost. If muse is normally a ghost, they are now alive.
Oh Hell No: Muse is split into good and evil versions of themself.
Assimilation: Muse now has specified robotic features or components.
Flutter: Muse now has wings of a specified size.
Name It: A specified physical feature of the muse's is now very different.
----- Personality M!As -----
Abloo Bloo: Muse can't stop crying.
Snuggle Bug: Muse is now exceptionally affectionate to everyone.
ESAD: Muse suddenly despises a specified person or thing.
Red Heart: Muse is now passionately in love with a specified person.
Hero Worship: Muse idolizes a specified person and thinks everything about them is amazing.
Obsession: Muse cannot stop thinking about a specified person or thing.
Constant Boners: Muse's libido has gone wild and they can't stop thinking about sex.
Rustled Jimmies: Muse is rebellious and easily angered.
Game Over Man: Muse is now terrified of a specified thing.
----- Abilities and Afflictions -----
3D Motion: Muse can now fly.
Lights Out: Muse cannot see.
Muted Speakers: Muse cannot hear.
Muted Mic: Muse has no voice and can't make a sound.
Heavy Chest: Muse suddenly has difficulty breathing.
Now Try Rapping: Muse now thpeakth with a lithp.
S.S. Stutter: Muse now speaks with a s-severe stu-stutt-t-ter.
Nerve Pain: Muse is struck by intense, constant pain which nothing can alleviate.
Sucky Symptoms: Muse becomes miserably ill with specified symptoms.
Woop Bang Crash: Muse has lost their depth perception and balance.
Bonk Smack Thump: Muse suddenly loses all feeling in their limbs.
Twitchy Skin: Muse is extremely sensitive to touch.
Whoa Mama: Muse orgasms every time their name is said.
Sweet n Spicy: Muse feels like their mouth is on fire and only kisses make it stop.
Let Me Up: Muse is tied down and at the mercy of others.
Minor Inconvenience: Muse's clothes have all gone missing.
Strip Party: One item of muse's clothing disappears every time a specified thing occurs.
Mee Yow: Muse is suddenly some kind of sex kitten.
Pshhh Naw: Muse is now completely drunk.
Pick Your Poison: Muse has to do a specified thing every time their name is said.
Truth Obsession: Muse either cannot lie, or they cannot stop lying.
Dancing On The Ceiling: Muse is somehow unaffected by gravity.
That's Creepy: Muse now looks exactly like a specified person.
No Survivors: Muse is suddenly on a murderous rampage.
Spicy Meatball: Muse breathes fire whenever they open their mouth.
Seadweller: Muse is now aquatic and cannot survive out of water.
400 Blankets: Muse is now freezing cold and can't seem to get warm.
Shouldn't Have Said That: Muse has lost their verbal filter and now blurts whatever comes to mind.
Thirsty: Muse is now a blood-drinker. They don't get fangs or special abilities, but they must now find blood to drink or they will starve. Other food and drink makes them vomit.
Just Not Your Day: A tiny storm cloud follows muse around and rains on them at specified times.
He Has A Point: Muse now has an angel and a demon, which only they can see and hear, perched on their shoulders and offering advice.
----- Interactive M!As -----
Kiss Me Whole: Muse is slowly fading away and will only return to normal when kissed.
Song And A Kiss: Muse loses their voice and will only regain it when kissed.
Don't Make It Creepy: Muse falls asleep and can only be awoken with a kiss.
I'll Owe You: Muse turns into a frog and will only return to normal when kissed.
Gimme Sugar: Muse suddenly wants to kiss anyone who says their name.
C'mere Babe: Muse is suddenly compelled to kiss anyone who sends them an ask.
Very Well: Muse is owned by a specified person and must obey their commands.
Yes Mistress: Muse must submit to any commands given to them.
Come Fairy: Specified person has the ability to bring muse to orgasm by pointing at them.
Stuck On You: Muse is chained to a specified person for a certain length of time. Include chain leeway/length.
I Feel Strange: Muse swaps personalities with a specified person.
I Look Strange: Muse swaps bodies with a specified person.
Bad Sexy Idea: Muse is now on a quest to make out with the one person they know they shouldn't.
B-Baka: Muse now acts like a bashful, blushing klutz around a specified person.
Ooh Kinky: Muse is suddenly into BDSM and on a mission to get it on with a specified person.
Hey Whatcha Doin: Muse is compelled to follow a specified person around and can't leave them alone.
TMI Warning: Muse is compelled to confess an opinion or feeling they have about anyone they speak to.
Icebreaker starters!
"Are you alright?"
"Can you open this for me?"
"Where am I?"
"Who are you?"
"It's freezing out here!"
"Can you show me where the nearest store is?"
"Have you seen my pet anywhere?"
"How did you find me?"
"Can I hide here for a few minutes?"
"What are you making?"
"Help! Someone help me!"
"I'm lost..."
"That smells delicious!"
"I can't do this!"
"I think this is your mail."
"Is that mine? I've been looking everywhere for this!"
"Run!"
"That was close..."
"How did you find this place?"
"Is this yours?"
"I think you dropped this."
"I've been robbed!"
"Thank you so much!"
"Is this your home?"
"Step into the light, so I can see you..."
"It's dark in here!"
"It's so hot outside!"
"Is that fire?"
"Happy Unbirthday!"
"What's that?"
"Why am I here?"
"Can you help me find something?"
You can always send me memes.
It’s okay even if we’re not mutuals.
It’s okay even if we have thread(s) going.
It’s okay even if we haven’t spoke before.
So please send me messages! I get excited everytime I see something in my inbox!
Destroy My Muse On Anon
Provoke them, upset them, frighten them, make them cry! I want tears and regret and pain and just plain oodles of angst.
the salty af munday meme
Because, like it or not, we're not all balls of sunshine all the time. We can be pure salt when we want to be.
☠ What does someone have to do for an instant unfollow from you?
♥ What's the WORST thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♦ What was a mildly annoying thing that has happened to you rp wise?
♢ Has anyone ever tried to steal your blog? Your headcanons? Icons? All that jazz
♚ How many people don't like you?
⚜ How many people do you not like?
✮ Have you managed to stay away from drama?
☄ Have you ever been in the middle of drama?
☯ Have you ever tried to bring peace to a situation?
☼ How long do you stay mad?
☀ What's your rp pet peeve?
☁ Have you ever forgiven a partner when you shouldn't have?
☂ Have you ever been forgiven when you knew you shouldn't have been?
☢ What fads/trends are you so over?
☣ Have you ever rp'd with someone you knew for a fact was abusive but tried to give them a chance/to make up your own opinion on the roleplayer? Did they change or did you understand what people were talking about?
♨ Have you ever made a public call out post?
❀ What has made you completely lose your chill?
✿ What do you think about public call out posts?
✂ A fandom that you feel isn't open and accepting?
✉ A fandom that you feel is open and accepting?
✦ Thoughts on duplicates following you?
✧ Do you agree with reblog karma or is it forced interaction?
❥ Has someone ever ruined an FC or character for you?
❦ Has someone been jealous of you?
❧ Have you ever been jealous of anyone?
✖ How has Tumblr RP changed since you started?
♒ Thoughts on the fandom you're currently rping in?
❣ How salty are you feeling right now?
Write a Headcanon about my character
humanhuntiing:
If it’s good, it will become official.
“Repo! The Genetic Opera” sentence meme
❝ Didn’t I say the world was cruel? ❞
❝ Let your life be a dream. ❞
❝ You can never trust a monster. ❞
❝ Blood is cheap. ❞
❝ In you is a world of promise. ❞
❝ I can’t feel nothing at all. ❞
❝ Tell me, why do you hide your pretty face? ❞
❝ All you have to do is pull the trigger. ❞
❝ Pray he never comes knocking at your door. ❞
❝ Why are my genetics such a bitch? ❞
❝ I’m the monster, I’m the villain. ❞
❝ It’s my job to steal and rob. ❞ ❝ Daddy’s girl’s a fucking monster! ❞
❝ You could have died! You… you scared me to death! ❞
❝ It’s a thankless job, but somebody’s got to do it. ❞
❝ You break my friggin’ heart. ❞
❝ I am not a murderer. ❞
❝ What is this? You disgust me. ❞
❝ I am only living out a lie! ❞
❝ “Accidents” don’t end in murder. ❞
❝ She needs a little help with the agony. ❞
❝ Would you change who you are, if you could? ❞
❝ Commence your groveling! ❞
❝ I thought I’d seen a ghost. ❞
❝ It’s too painful. ❞
❝ Sometimes I wonder why they need me at all. ❞
❝ Remember who you are. ❞
❝ How self-absorbed people can be! ❞
❝ No one is around who might rescue you. ❞
❝ You missed your medicine. ❞
❝ I’m the smartest and the toughest. ❞
❝ Sorry to be so theatrical. ❞
❝ I’m infected. ❞
❝ Sometimes I wonder why we all don’t move on! ❞
❝ You want the world for nothing. ❞
❝ No one wants a thankless job. ❞
❝ Someone’s gonna hang if i don’t get my coffee! ❞
❝ Your designer heart still beats with common blood. ❞
❝ I guess I’ll take it to my death! ❞
❝ Look what I’ve become. ❞
❝ What’s this? Rat piss? ❞
❝ All these years have come and gone. ❞
❝ You never were a man of many words. ❞
❝ Why relive that moment? ❞
❝ Oh, I have hated and loved you. ❞
❝ I’m afraid… I’m afraid it’s terminal. ❞
❝ You’re not men, you’re creatures. I’m embarrassed by you. ❞
❝ There are things in life that we do best to leave alone. ❞
❝ I’m sweeter than sixteen! ❞
❝ We have both been kept in bondage. ❞
❝ I’ve always longed for true affection, but you compared me to a corpse. ❞
❝ This is your fault! I asked you to help me. ❞
❝ It’s gonna be a bloodbath. ❞
❝ Didn’t you say you were infected? ❞
❝ I don’t think that I can be fixed. ❞
❝ You never should have left me. I would have given you the world. ❞
❝ It’s nice to see young talent blooming. ❞
❝ I will shoot you in the face! ❞
❝ A sheltered rose needs a little room to bloom. ❞
❝ Stay with the dead. I’m joining the living. ❞
❝ You’re gonna be alright now, that’s all that matters. ❞
❝ I can go out with a bang! ❞
❝ How much of it’s genetics? How much of it is fate? ❞
❝ These eyes can do more than see. ❞
❝ I will not be betrayed. ❞
❝ You gonna start applauding? ❞
❝ Happiness is not a warm scalpel. ❞
❝ Now I can drink whatever I want! ❞
❝ It’s all part of the show. ❞
❝ You’re no better than they are! ❞
❝ I’ve made my peace. ❞
❝ You could learn from all my failures. ❞
❝ I’d be lost if I were to lose you, I will stop at nothing to keep you safe. ❞
❝ Didn’t you say that you’d protect me? ❞
❝ I hate you. Go and die. ❞
❝ I look like a crime scene. ❞
❝ Thanks for the disease! ❞
❝ A tale befitting any opera. ❞
❝ Nothing ever lasts in this world. ❞
❝ You’ve got to fight through it. ❞
❝ I will find a hole and fuck it! ❞
❝ I’m not supposed to talk to strangers. ❞
❝ Gold, it makes the world go round. ❞
❝ Let the monster rise! ❞
❝ It’s too late for me. ❞
❝ I’m the cause of all your sickness. ❞
❝ I’m dying, you idiots. ❞
❝ Sometimes I wanted to cry when the people on TV were not quite the way we were. ❞
❝ I didn’t know i’d love you so much, but I do. ❞
Put a word in my ask and I will write a Headcanon about it for my Muse.
Nightmares
Humanity
Guardian
Torture
Insanity
Slaughter
Order
Morality
Loyalty
Promise
Betrayal
Epiphany
Apathy
Memories
Loss
Lies
Death
Love
Plans
Pawns
revenge
Monster
Time
Waiting
Laugh
Trend
Alliance
Natural
Pretence
Urge
Impression
Critic
Accent
Stranger
Judgement
Delirious
Instinct
Damage
Illusion
End