Open Mike Knight

Long Island to Orlando transplant. I'm an adrenaline junkie. I play paintball for Shadow up in NY and the UCF Knights down in Orlando. I love meeting people, seeing new places, reading, writing, beach trips, road trips, gambling, wearing suits and pushing buttons.

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Havent used this in a while, but gamers, shoot me a follow on Mixer! Currently playing the Darwin Project. Hunger Games style game where a player can act as the host to this bloodbath of a gameshow. Loving it.

https://mixer.com/KentHawking

Cheers!

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So you’ll be forced to do your christmas shopping before it’s too late.

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Not my best work but it gets my point across.

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Computer: Acting up, wont close open programs.

Me: Computer, don’t do this.

Computer: Keeps acting up.

Me: I’m getting frustrated.

Computer: Check out this hourglass.

Me: Don’t make me get dad.

Computer: Hesitates, keeps showing me the hourglass.

Me: Presses Ctrl+Alt+Del

Computer: Suddenly all windows close before I can even open Task Manager.

[naturaekos]

“Don’t settle for someone who doesn’t give you things to say. Forever is a long time to make small talk.”

The Silence Goes for Miles  (via naturaekos)

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[jigglypuffsvevo]

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So I was thinking the other day... Belle is probably the only Disney Princess to get married and not have the whole town in attendance at her wedding. She, her father, and the Beast all pissed off/terrified the townsfolk quite a bit, so all they got was the furniture.

[getterbeam]

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

[pulpfanfiction]

[downpourstringloop-deactivated2]

Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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^^^^^^^ my hero.

[spenname]

“Hey Nintendo, you wouldn’t make another Paper Mario that leaves out all of the elements, battle mechanics, and partners, that people loved about the original Paper Mario games, would you?”

Nintendo: 

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This post is life. The DS Paper Mario was SUCH a letdown. The new one coming out soon seems like it might actually have some of the old elements.

[trashybooksforladies]

Female Awesome Meme: [1/10] Women in a Movie » Mrs. White “Well, it’s a matter of life after death. Now that he’s dead, I have a life.”

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One of my favorite movies of all time. All star cast, but Madeline Khan totally killed it. The “flames on the side of my face” improv of course was amazing.

[bob-belcher]

September 30th

October 1st

November 1st

December 1st

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Last night I went to play bar trivia at a TGIFriday’s. Our team name was Mozzarella Sticks Out For Harambe.

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Overwatch and Disney Pandora

https://www.twitch.tv/mikey1438versusinternet

lets gooooooooooo

[sizvideos]

[jhameia]

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

[aur-eliaa]

This just changed my life.

[waspfullofpianos]

My mom is the worsttt!!!

[open-mike-knight]

I’m telling

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Gene Wilder, ‘Willie Wonka’ Star and Comedic Icon, Dies at 83

Gene Wilder, who regularly stole the show in such comedic gems as “The Producers,” “Blazing Saddles,” “Young Frankenstein,” “Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory” and “Stir Crazy,” died Monday at…

Will without a doubt be the saddest celebrity death of my lifetime.

Hands down my most favorite actor in so many roles.

We all lose. Good day, sir.