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“That would be awesome,” Bash grinned, “Would you mind?”
“Fantastic.” Selina replied with a soft laugh. “And not at all. I’ve been feeling domesticated lately, and having the opportunity to steal something for a good cause sounds like just the thing to cheer me up.”
redbiiird
“Well if everyone was smart then Bruce would be out of a job. Then what would he do then, mom? Sit around and mope the other half of the time too?” Tim would never miss out on the chance to be mean to his father. Regardless of whether or not Bruce was there to hear it or not.
“Your father is always broody, even when he’s chasing criminals.” Selina chuckled, offering Tim a smile. “So he’d have to find another hobby, or he might drive himself insane.”
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“So, I accidentally broke my phone today.”
“That’s unfortunate...” Selina mused, raising an eyebrow. “Do you want me to steal you a new one dear?”
tiredvigilante
Bruce was too tired to be over-dramatic, but he was never too tired to keep his wife of 29 years on her toes. He got up slowly, a smirk on his lips. His arms reached out to pull her in between the space of his legs. “Not verbally, but you pulling stuff like this, that’s a little low for you, Selina.” The teacher rose an eyebrow, “And you’re any better, kitten?” The nickname solely for the purpose of making her mad.
Selina took a step back as he approached, a smirk forming on her lips as she allowed him to pull her close. She’d always been a fan of the thrill, of the chase, and even more than that, being caught by the man in front of her. “Bruce Wayne, thinking lowly of a criminal, how typical.” she muttered, shaking her head as she looked away from him, almost as if she wasn’t interested in the man who had his arms around her. “Well, I don't know about that, but I know I'm too good for you old bat.”
redbiiird
“Sometimes I wonder why someone so lacking in common sense even considers getting into the game, but then the question answers itself. I guess being in our family I forgot that not everyone is a genius.”
“Because everyone likes to think they’ll be the next D.B. Cooper.” Selina admitted with a shrug, not able to hold back an eye roll at the notion. Everyone wanted to be a criminal genius, but no one was willing to put in the work. “We must take up more than our fair share of intelligence and common sense. Good for us, bad for the rest of the population...”
tiredvigilante
Bruce had leaned back in his chair, nosedeep into his newspaper. He hadn’t even noticed his wife snaek in and place her “trophies” on his desk. Instead of being exasperated like usual, he folded the newspaper into his lap. A deft tongue came out to swipe at chapped lips before he answered her, “If this is your call for attention, I’d say you were trying a bit too hard, Kyle.”
Selina’s eyes lit up for just a moment as she looked at her husband, hardly surprised by his response, though she had expected something more dramatic. “Do I really need to ask for your attention Wayne?” she asked, raising an eyebrow before crossing her arms and cocking her head. “I thought only the orphans had to do that."
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"It’s a shame that I have to tell the criminals of today to never steal from someone that you can't outrun."
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“I’m sorry I didn’t get the chance to see you before your the year started, your father let me rot in jail for a few extra days.” Selina mused with an a bright smile. “Anyways, how are you doing darling?”
‘ DID YOU KNOW that the dude that invented frisbee’s was cremated and made into frisbee’s when he died ! ‘
“Well that’s.... something...”
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“I was doing a crossword puzzle today, and I needed a four letter word for annoying, so I could only fight B-R-U-C in it.” Selina admitted with a smile. “It didn’t work, but it seemed like the right decision at the time.”
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“You know, I think you’re losing your touch Bruce.” Selina mused, glancing up at her husband. “I put stolen property on your table and you didn’t even notice.”
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“ we are not in c o n t r o l. surely if we were, we’d know better than to care about anything. ”
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