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meow!

[djikoi07]

[sergle]

ok so this would be my vision for the cigarette cake x

[goatedgreen]

i hate that when you try and look up shit for writing purposes it starts linking suicide hotlines and addiction advice articles like bro i just wanna know the information im not killing myself i promise. now tell me what i wanna know

[jedoisetremince]

feeling húnqry is the best feeling ever but im really scared my mom will make me 3at something when she gets home

[itsmilaxo]

[natnormalatall]

roald dahl was antisemitic and misogynistic. george orwell was openly homophobic. edgar allan poe married his 13 year old cousin. dr seuss cheated on his wife (and was racist as well as antisemitic!). hp lovecraft was racist as fuck. anyways they’re fucking dead it’s not like you’re enabling their behaviors in the afterlife or something. then again I think they bleed into the books so uh keep an eye out for that

the difference between these old white guys and jk rowling is that the former group is all dead. jk rowling is alive and using your money to oppress trans people

[shimmeringterroroblivion]

[xchantedwhisp]

im so much th1nn3r like l0s1ng 12₽ really helps

[xchantedwhisp]

does anyone elses legs feel brittle after working out and walking

[van1llaskys]

[diaryofanya]

reminder to drink your waterrrrrrr

[xchantedwhisp]

72h0ur f4st completed!!

[noondrunk]

☆☆I hate everyone but plz

Dont go away/(ó,_ò,)/☆☆

[asthedeathoflight]

My favorite quirk of American English is that since we're constantly exaggerating, sometimes it's more intense to say something slightly less intense. Because like, it means you actually thought about it.

"you look great!" - normal. Anyone could say this. Could be true or could just be lying to be nice. Very normal expected thing to say to someone

"you look good." - gay as hell thing to say to someone.

[lonelyroommp3]

when you show up to the met gala you should immediately be faced with a panel of fashion experts and art historians before you even get to the red carpet and you have to explain your outfit choice and why it is on theme for that year’s event like you are defending a phd and if you can’t produce a coherent defence they turn you away at the door and the people of manhattan are allowed and encouraged to throw rotten produce at you as you get back into your car in shame

[noondrunk]

───｡ﾟ •┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ────

"Living in the trenches"

dude|:[

Youre family has TWO FRIDGES

and youre family has a FULLY AIR CONDITIONED HOUSE

───｡ﾟ •┈꒰ა ♡ ໒꒱┈• ｡ﾟ────

[loveridden1999]

top 3 hobbies for young adults:

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past

3. agonizing over the present