CloudyNoir

Throw sass around like confetti

[beautifulcinephile]

Reblog if you miss Greta Van Fleet.

[camomillacatalina]

aww here goes another day of thinking about josh kiszka

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Last one i promise 😂

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Did another because why not 😂

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Me everytime i listen to this 😂

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Not going to plan

Warning: slight smut but nothing to bad —————————————————————

It’s halloween and the first one that josh has been home for in a while and you couldn’t wait to spend it with him. You had sent josh to the store to get some snacks while you threw every pillow you could on the bed with some fluffy blankets and blacked out the windows for ambiance. “I’m back mama!” Josh yells from downstairs and you race down to him snatching the bags out of his hands “thank you!” You say while placing them down on the table. “Uh your welcome” josh says confused his hand still out from where the bags once was “are you going to explain whats going on?” He continues, “oh!” You exclaim “i wanna eat snacks and watch horror movies” you explain with a grin while pulling all the snacks out of the bags. Josh hugs you from behind “that sounds great Y/N but you know you always end up freaking out when the movies over” “yeah yeah but i like them joshie please” you plead leaning your head into his chest, “ok fine” he chuckles before kissing the top of your head. The popcorn has been popped the sugar cookies are all laid out josh had already gotten comfortable in the bed taking small pieces of popcorn, “are you getting in or not?” Josh asks with a mouthful “i’m lighting some candles for extra spook” you say back sassily and josh laughs while launching some popcorn at you. “Hey!” You yell and he winks at you “come on mama i’m getting lonely over here”.. “ok needy i’m coming” you laugh and settle down beside him and go through netflix, “what one do you wanna watch?” You ask looking over at josh “i don’t mind sweetie you pick” he smiles. “Uhh what about halloween?” And josh nods “a true classic let’s do it mama.” “How come he can’t die?” You ask josh while the credits roll “because it’s just a movie” josh says sarcastically and you roll your eyes “haha funny” and josh smiles at you throwing the last piece of popcorn at you and it lands in your top. “Oops sorry let me get that for you” josh says with a grin before pulling you too him and tickling you and you giggle loudly, josh hovers over you before kissing all over your face. “I love you Y/N” your eyes scan every inch of his face “i love you too”, josh leans down and places a soft kiss on your lips and you pull him back down by his shirt kissing him deeply and his hand runs up your body as you melt into the kiss. You hear a bang causing you to shoot up practically throwing josh off you.. “Y/N whats wrong?” Josh asks concerned “did you not hear that?!” “No sweetie i didn’t hear anything, i told you watching a horror movie was a bad idea they mess with your mind” josh says grabbing your hand. “I know what i heard josh i heard a bang”... “ baby it’s halloween it’s probably kids outside or something okay?” And you nod “yeah you’re probably right”, “i’m always right now bring those sweet lips back over here” josh says while pulling you back into him and kissing you. You now hear footsteps coming up the stairs and you and josh both stop kissing in unison and the room falls silent, “you heard that this time right?” You ask josh nervously... “oh i most defiantly did” he says getting up off the bed motioning for you to shh and you nod. Josh tip toes to the bedroom door and reaches for the handle but something else swings open the door josh jumps while you scream... “trick or treat mother fuckers!” Jake yells from the thresh hold. “You bastard” josh exclaims and you follow with “asshole”. Jake cackles louder than he ever has before “how did you get in here?” Josh asks jake “you left the backdoor open” he finally says after his laughing fit “what do you want” josh then asks. “There’s a halloween party we wanted to know if you guys wanted to come?” Josh looks at you as if to ask do you want to? And you shrug “sure i’m down.”

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Anything for you

Warnings: mentions of depression/feeling down ——————————————————————————————————————————————The hot sun peaked into the bedroom you closely watched the light glisten on the ceiling before checking the time on your phone which read 1pm you sigh rolling onto your side a tear running down your cheeks. The bedroom door flys open and there stood josh, you quickly wipe away your tear and give him half a smile. “Baby it’s 1 in the afternoon why aren’t you out of bed yet?” He says concerned and all you could do was shrug but the look on your face said it all. “Aw mama are you feeling a little sad again today?” Josh rushes to you scooping you into his arms and resting your head against his chest and stroking his hand through your hair, “what can i do to make you feel better hm? Pancakes? Chocolate? I could sing to you” he babbles on which made you let out a little giggle and you sit up from his lap.. “i don’t know” you say softly taking hold of his hand and he kisses across your knuckles. “Well hey it’s a nice day we could take a trip somewhere.. anywhere you name it mama” you think while playing with his fingers “what about the beach?” You say with a shrug and josh smiles “beach it is” he exclaims while standing up straightening himself out. “Put some clothes on baby i’ll get everything in the car”.. you put on some shorts and a top while josh gathered the beach towels together and you meet him in the car. Josh watches your every move as you get into the car with him “what? Do i have toothpaste on my face?” You ask rubbing at your mouth and josh laughs “no y/n you’re just so beautiful” he says while moving some hair out of your face, you kiss his palm as it rests against your cheek before josh starts the engine. You turn on the radio and start tapping your foot to the music while josh lightly taps the wheel before you both burst into song in unison, “don’t stop believing!!” You belt out and josh follows with “hold on to that feeling!!!” You look at him with nothing but love, the sun was hitting your skin the windows were down blowing a cool breeze and you were already feeling better than you was. You finally made it to the beach, you offered to help josh with the stuff you both brought but he insisted he would do all the work as pure usual he was such a gentleman, you found a place to settle down and josh placed both your towels down. “My lady” josh held out his hand and you took it before plonking down on your beach towel and josh followed suit laying flat on his back while you sat criss crossed watching the ocean, listening to the waves crash. “This is my favourite sound in the world” you spoke quietly to josh, “hey! What about my singing” he asks still on his back with his eyes closed and you giggle looking over at him admiring how the sun made his tan skin glow even more “okay second favourite sound” you finally reply and he gives a slight nod. You scoot closer to him and lean down propping yourself up with your elbow and running your free hand through his curls, he opens his one eye and shoots you a smile “feeling better mama?” He asks wrapping his arm around you “much, thank you josh” you reply leaning your head against him.. “anything for you” he whispers kissing the top of your head.

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Yes sir: josh x reader

Requested by anon, be gentle i haven’t written in a while WARNING: contains a lot of smut, daddy kink dominance kink, unprotected sex. ————————————————————————————————

You have been dating josh for 3 years now and you still look at each other like it’s the first time you met. He was perfect you have never met someone so loving and caring, he knew when you were happy and when you were sad like he had a sixth sense and he always knew how to cheer you up, jake sam and danny too but nothing came close to how josh cheered you up. The guy’s had been recording the new album for a few weeks but today was the day josh came home sure you face timed everyday but it wasn’t the same as having him in front of you, his sweet scent filling your nose his bouncy curls brushing against your face while you hugged him that tiny gap between his teeth that peaks out when he smiles at you... you missed him so much. You were awoken by your phone buzzing, you rolled over will a groan and pick up your phone and with one eye still closed you read the text “morning mama heading to the airport i can’t wait to see you” a smile creeps onto your face as you sit up straight. “I can’t wait to see you too! I missed you so much” you send back before getting out of bed and making it before heading into the shower, you wanted to do something nice for josh so you decided to cook you both a romantic meal for when he gets back. You finish up your shower dry your hair and head to the store to pick some things up to make dinner along with josh’s favourite cake for desert. Back home you began cooking dinner checking the time constantly to see if it was time for josh to he home, you felt almost feverish with excitement to reunite with your curly haired lover. “Almost done” you said to yourself as you stir the food in the pot checking the time again only this time it was only 10 minuets until josh gets home which leaves you enough time to put something nice on to greet him. You pick out a red dress with a pair of white shoes to go with it, you brush a few fly away hairs back in place and head back down to check on the food. “Finally it’s done” you mumble to yourself and begin plating it up dimming the lights and firing up some candles that were on the dining table before stepping back and admiring your handy work, checking your phone for any texts you see the time and josh should be here any minuet now so you head to the window and wait. You were only there for a few seconds when you see josh walking up the drive making your heart flutter, you swing open the door a big grin on your face.. “hey sugar!” Josh shouts from the drive edging closer to you. He gets in the door dropping his bags and instantly wrapping his arms around you. “I missed you so much y/n” josh exclaims planting kisses all over your face, “i missed you” you say back while taking his hand and leading him to the dining room revealing the meal you had cooked. Josh looks at you in awe “this is amazing mama thank you” josh pulls your chair out for you and you take your seat watching him sit down himself and taking in every detail of him. As you ate josh told you stories that occurred these past few weeks, typical josh and jake arguing sam judging them and danny being the peace maker.. you couldn’t help but smile though you loved hearing josh tell stories, gazing at him almost as if you were in a trance you didn’t even notice he stopped speaking. “Baby?” Josh spoke loudly causing you to snap back to reality, “mhm?” You quickly answered and he giggled “i said thank you for dinner sweetie” he smiled and you and you give a small nod “i got you desert too” you got up from your seat to retrieve the cake when josh spoke up “wow y/n with all the excitement of coming home and you cooking us a lovely meal i didn’t notice that dress” he cleared his throat while scanning your entire body before his eyes met with the cake “what no way!” He yelled like a kid on christmas. “Your favourite” you smiled before placing it before him, “bring your chair closer mama we can share it” he smiled before dragging you closer.. you roll your eyes with a smile before taking a small piece of cake on your fork. “My favourite cake my favourite girl what more could i ask for” josh grins while placing his hand upon your knee beneath the table and you sigh with happiness as you take some frosting on your finger and holding it to josh who wraps his lips around it without hesitation sliding his hand further up your thigh pushing your dress out of the way stroking your bare skin and you take in every detail of his face. “I missed you so much josh” “i missed you mama in every way” josh replies inching closer to you before placing his lips against yours softly and you melt into him. Without breaking the kiss he scoops you into his arms carrying to the bedroom throwing you on the bed causing your dress to float up around your waist exposing your underwear, josh softly bites down on his bottom lip before kneeling over you sliding his fingers into the side of your panties pulling them to the side his warm breath hitting your bare skin causing your breath to hitch. “Relax baby” josh speaks softly sliding his index finger over your heat “yes sir” you moan out softly spreading your legs a little wider for him. He bows his head down between them softly licking at you causing you to breath heavy and reach out for his curls slightly closing your legs on his head, he pushes your legs back apart “you have to keep them open for me baby” he says softly tapping your thigh as punishment which sent shivers through your whole body. He continues to lick you as you grip onto the sheets, he grins against your skin at your reaction before placing a finger deep inside you which made your body jolt and a loud moan escape your mouth. Josh gently moves his finger inside of you as he watches your body react before leaning over you planting kisses on your jaw “i love you y/n” he whispers in your ear before removing his finger and pulling off his clothes. You prop yourself up on your elbows watching him undress your face flush from the heat, his pants drop to the floor along with his underwear and he leans over you kissing you deeply while finally sliding down your underwear. He rests his forehead against yours looking into your eyes as he lines himself up against your entrance pushing in slowly causing your eyes to close he was bigger than you remember, once fully inside you he gives you a moment to adjust before slowly bucking his hips his one hand next to your head and the other cupping your cheek not taking his eyes off you as you moan and gasp. You’re so tight he growls going a little deeper causing you to dig your nails into his chest, he opens your legs as wide as they will go pushing his chest against yours softly wrapping his hand around your throat and thrusting harder, your eyes roll back a little and he squeezes your throat gently. “Fuck y/n” he grunts grabbing you and putting you on all fours spanking you in the process and your body jolts and your walls tighten around him, he grabs a hand full of your hair lightly tilting your head up and spanks you one more time with his free hand while thrusting into you fast causing you to moan louder “oh do you like that baby?” He asks spanking you yet again and your body jolts forward once more. “Yes” you squeal.. “yes what?” He asks leaning into you holding you by the chin still thrusting “yes daddy” you pant and josh kisses down your back “good girl” he growls grabbing your hips and thrusting as fast as he can causing you to almost scream. “I’m so close baby” josh announces out of breath” feeling you tighten around him “i’m coming” you moan out and josh goes as deep as he can causing your legs to quiver as you ride out your high. Josh lets out a deep grunt as he shoots ribbons inside you. You both pant coming down from your high josh laying down flat on his back pulling you up to lay with him placing your head on his chest and it rises and falls with his sped up breathing, you look up at him his skin glistening with sweat and he smiles down at you before taking your hand and kissing each finger. Basking in the silence for a while, “daddy then huh” you question with a smile on your face and he giggles “i guess so” before pulling you in close “i love you Joshua michael kiszka” “and i love you y/n” he smiles before his eyes slowly close

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[music-and-stuff]

Me talking about how much I love Greta van Fleet even though no one asked

[perlaluna]

Josh just existing:

Me:

[gretavanfuckyou]

the iconic “this is my ID… I bought it on the black market.” video is here to curse your dashboard

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No caption needed 😂

[silver--storms]

Brb thinking about Josh Kiszka again.

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A mood

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don’t look @ me

[ac1dbl3ach]

he has my whole heart