I don’t feel sorry for men

Raphaelle⎥21⎥Paris⎥x files trash⎥ multifandom - prev: catnipeverdin ABOUT ME

[swifterly]

You are beautiful, Nancy Wheeler.

[thexfiles]

[skamgif]

I’m a Muslim girl in a white, faithless country. I’m the biggest loser of them all.

[indieteen]

[kehlani]

[surprisebitch]

when we were so exclusive and didnt want people from facebook joining tumblr because we considered tumblr as like the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow

everyone wanted a tumblr university

making fun of people in facebook

hipster bloggers, meme bloggers, pop culture bloggers, emo bloggers

the 4chan virus because of “copyright memes”

ragecomics (troll, forever alone, me gusta, that feel when, close enough, feels bad man, FUUUUUUU, etc.)

Jesus take the wheel

harry potter

pottermore

20+ comments in one post (WHAT IS AIR, typiNG LIKE THIS)

i follow back everybody

follow trains

tumblrplug

missing e

reblog if you… (support gay marriage, love this series/artist, you do something relatable, etc.)

that awkward moment when…

problematic jokes or humor posts that actually turned out to be offensive as they were sexist, racist, homophobic, etc.

rebecca black - friday

miranda cosgrove, nickelback, nicolas cage

swag

planking

gpoy

xD

rawr means i love you in dinosaur

#no1curr

gif or jif

glee gifs everywhere

one direction gifs everywhere

reaction gifs with text on them (bitch please, like a boss, this, my body is ready)

the xth gif in your folder is…

any post about david karp must be reblogged forever because everybody like worshiped him and its law cause he created tumblr

meme generator (those memes with a text above and below the face)

looking for a tumblr bestfriend/girlfriend/boyfriend..

uploading music was allowed

gif limit was 1mb.. actually 500kb..

reblog button was above so when there was a long post, we had to scroll all the way up to reblog it (and there were people who actually whined and complained about that update…)

also reblogging in a new window so it didnt refresh your dashboard

[xdanascully]

the harry potter books rated by Harry's Sass™

the sorcerer's stone: dudley asking harry if he wants to practice sticking his head down the toilet and harry replying "no thanks, the poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it - it might be sick" like ooo!!! sick burn!!! good for an 11 year old but overall still in the developmental stage. 6/10

the chamber of secrets: dudley (once again lmao get rekt) telling harry "i know what day it is" and harry replying "well done, so you've finally learned the days of the week." lockhart trying to be all Amazing Teacher™ and shit and telling harry "just do what i did, harry!" and harry saying "what, drop my wand?" overall good but not with as much of an Oomph™ factor as the sorcerer's stone. 5/10

the prisoner of azkaban: ah yes!!! Harry's Sass™ in its adolescent years!!!! no longer a toddler, now solidly about 11 years old. draco making fun of harry for fainting at the quidditch game bc of the dementors and saying "shame [the broom] doesn't come with a parachute - in case you get too near a dementor." and harry replying "pity you can't attach an extra arm to yours, malfoy. then it could catch the snitch for you." 8/10 purely because he fucking MURDERED whiny bitch ass baby malfoy ha ha take that

the goblet of fire: a good amount of sass!! a healthy amount of sass! perhaps a bit held back though (come on harry get it together). rita skeeter annoying harry and asking for a word and jk rowling LITERALLY writing "'yeah, you can have a word,' said harry savagely. 'good-bye'" like FUCK he is canon savage in this book!!!! DAMN!!!!! and then he reks malfoy AGAIN "you know that expression [your mother's got], like she's got dung under her nose? has she always looked like that, or was it just because you were with her?" MOTHERFUCK GO OFF 9/10

the order of the phoenix: HOLY GRAIL OF HARRY'S SASS™. THE MOTHERLOAD. GOD DAMN. when vernon asks him why he's listening to the news again and harry replies w/ "well, it changes every day, you see." when hermione's warning him about picking fights w/ malfoy bc malfoy will make life hard for him and harry's like "wow, i wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life" like fuck harry!!! tell us how u really feel!!!! literally ANY TIME he talks to an adult he doesn't like. sassing dudley left & right, putting him in his place w/ "this is night, diddykins. that's what we call it when it goes all dark like this" like fuck harry brought out the big guns w/ "diddykins". overall wonderful, truly. a good healthy teenage dose of sass. 100/10

the half blood prince: SHIT DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY ANYTHING EXCEPT "THERE'S NO NEED TO CALL ME SIR, PROFESSOR" LIKE FUCK. BEST PART OF THE WHOLE BOOK. OF THE WHOLE SERIES. FUCKING OWNED SNAPE HE'S FUCKIN REKT LYING ON THE FLOOR CRYING DRINKING SOME CHEAP ASS DISGUSTING ASS FIREWHISKEY. BREAKS THE GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING SCALE SO FAR OFF THE SCALE IT'S ON MARS. INFINITY/10. FUCK.

the deathly hallows: "it's time you learned some respect!" "it's time you earned it" sassing the minister of magic hooooooo boy. not much else bc harry's too busy like saving the world and shit. so extra points for multitasking and being an overall well rounded sass-er. 8/10

[nightowlqueen]

jumping on the bandwagon before Vine’s untimely death

[libr4baby]

get to know me meme | [2/10] tv series: friends Imagine the worst things you think about yourself. Now, how would you feel if the one person that you trusted the m o s t in the world not only thinks them too, but actually uses them as reasons not to be with y o u.

[dean-thomas]

-Her name is Eleven?

-El for short.

[foxmuldurs]

Do you believe in the existence of extraterrestrials?

[princesconsuela]

[bettycooperxjones]

[vanessayvis]

                                     the truth is out there

[makana-bug]

So……I jumped on the bandwagon and made my own favorite vine compilation.

RIP vine

[getawaywithgifs]

You’re all mean girls.

[lvnnsi]

tattoo comission for @just-me-and-my-guitar- !