"Sort Of Forever And All Those Human Sings"

[ansonmount]

The homosexual lifestyle is not destructive to the fabric of American society!

[c-bassmeow]

me after one activia 

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Me, just having finished Chain of Gold and frantically looking through family trees at 2am:

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*Update*

Me finding all the posts about how Cassie has said that the family trees have misleading information:

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Me, just having finished Chain of Gold and frantically looking through family trees at 2am:

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“Yeah, Heathcliff is trash, but he’s my trash.”

—Catherine Earnshaw, probably

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I want to be a woke 2019 woman, but can’t stop myself from thinking Heathcliff is sexy

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Started a whole instagram account for book quote graphics (trying to do a mix of classics and YA), it’s dreamsongsandbooks

[glimmerroo]

Stranger Things season 3 + text posts (1/?)

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Ladies and gents, today’s mood is:

“am I MORE than you BARGAINED FOR yet?”

[honeymiints]

am i doing this right

[twinsand]

A piece for Jon Snow, a partial heir to the kingdom. A piece for Sansa Stark and a piece for Bran Stark, he got thrown from a window and he still looks like a rockstar, and some for everybody else.

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I just want my cat to love me the way Drogon loves Dany

[kyloren]

details of Queen Sansa’s coronation outfit

[deadpsalmistsociety-deactivated]

did you know that if you mock men for opening their hearts and being emotionally vulnerable, I’ll show up at your house and explain in great detail how disappointed i am in you

[matea-blackthorn]

Law: You cannot fall in love with your parabatai.

Julian:

[caitsbooks]

Six of Crows Characters as John Mulaney Quotes

Kaz Brekker: I’ll keep all my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.

Inej Ghafa: Everyone get out of my way! I just want to sit here and feed my birds.

Jesper Fahey: Hi, I’m very gay, and I’d like a few dollars.

Wylan Van Eck: In personal news let’s talk about my dad.

Nina Zenik: In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

Matthias Helvar: You know those type of days where you’re like, this might as well happen?

Kuwei Yul-Bo: I’m new in town and it gets worse.

Pekka Rollins: You are never too young to learn our national no snitching policy.

Jan Van Eck: “Get away from my wife!” “No one talk to my wife!” “I didn’t kill my wife!”

|| YA Books as John Mulaney || SOC as John Mulaney || 

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