Bisous Christ

Boi :(

[photosbygy-deactivated20200605]

no more toxic friendships in 2018, no more toxic relationships in 2018 and no more toxic thoughts in 2018 

[quarkbees]

only toxic by Britney Spears in 2018

[xdyldalas]

friend: you have great music taste!

me: thnks fr th cmplmnt

[nightinngales]

bruh…

[prime89]

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

[freshest-tittymilk]

SHUT UP.

[earlploddington-deactivated2019]

13 years

[advanced-procrastination]

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

[xdyldalas]

person: god dang it

god: IT HAS BEEN DANGED

[carouselshotgun]

my friend showed me this and i fucking DIED 

[v3nice]

Someone: Are you taken? Me: Ya for granted

[just-shower-thoughts]

Being afraid to check your bank account is the adult version of being afraid to check your grades.

[flirting-with-psychology]

College is when you’re afraid of both

[ask-bot]

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

[welcomedhappiness]

That you cannot fax money to someone.

[kurumawer]

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

[jungle-plastic]

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

[asoulgonesince2002]

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.

[pizzaalle]

That’s one of the cutest things I’ve ever heard.

[lady-averie]

I like that this just turned into stories about faxing

[petr1kov]

creative.mp4

[writing-prompt-s]

Due to your poor spelling, you’ve accidentally summoned Stan.

[eleanorappreciates]

[volcainist]

im on the floor

[consumeconsume]

[burgerwizard-deactivated2015091]

absolute precision

[habitualshaker]

trust no one, not even no one

[iangel404-deactivated20170423]

[rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrru-deacti]

we’reくコ:彡 entering squid territory

 くコ:彡                                                                       くコ:彡                              くコ:彡  くコ:彡                                                        くコ:彡                           くコ:彡 くコ:彡

[destinyrush]

If you are not white in America, they’re going to criminalize you even though you’re actually a news reporter and carry expensive equipment. 

[etherealheauxx-blog]

“Bitch is you blind” omg 😂😂😂

[videotrust]

Some strange saint appears in this church