Miraculous ladybug - secret protocol thoughts:
Oh I see we're back to discussing secret identities... I'm sure that has nothing at all to do with the theme of this episode
Pffft Mylene is right. Clean your own room Kim.
Oh there's the title drop
*scroll scroll scroll* a few protocols you say ladybug?
(2782) Damn. Girl's got contingency plans for days
So many secret compartments. Maybe Marinette should design safe rooms / escape rooms or puzzles 😂
Honestly Marinette is super paranoid but I don't blame her. She's leaving things purposefully askew in case someone comes in and messes with her things
Marinette I love you but this is going to backfire. Inevitably there will be something you cannot predict and you will beat yourself up about it. Just try to prepare a normal amount and focus on what you can control
See? Your uncle Wang showed up unexpectedly
This little creepy music box music (snow globe) is fun. Also Marinette don't panic it's probably your uncle looking for something he couldn't find in the bathroom. You're going to drive yourself mad!
(although it's probably lila/cerise and Marinette is right to be paranoid but oh dear this isn't going to end well)
I love Tom he's so chill.
Oh no. Pretty earrings. Marinette just wear them and keep the ladybug ones on your person
Girl now you're actually paranoid. Your uncle is just trying to be nice and you'll hurt his feelings 😭 (although, again, we know cerise was in his house recently which is bad...)
See just keep them with you
Uh oh. Now he is akumatized hmm...
Oh hi alya bug. Dang. I guess Marinette's paranoia paid off
Oh you idiot cat noir. No no no. You'll ruin the plan. I know she's your girlfriend but duuudeee. Someone's gonna notice "hey why does cat noir care so much about Marinette"
Everyone lying to everyone
Chat noir this is what happens when you let your emotions get the better of you. Chill out.
Also hilarious that the group planned a pizza party and Uncle Wang/kung food brought... His own pizza.
Marichat. Haven't seen you in a while, corner of the love square.
We hope Marinette was wrong Alya. We hope.
Hmm ... Going to lay down you say... Without giving Sabine her present....
We need to see more of Marinette in other clothes - and the qipao is nice. Good to see some more of Marinette's Chinese heritage.
Oh that's so suspicious. Oh that's fucked. Ohh no. Ohhh Marinette was right to be paranoid. Ohhh that was probably Lila/Cerise in disguise as her uncle.
Yeah... Get those earrings off immediately. That's suspicious.
Okay I know you're afraid but don't just let your daughter walk out there alone!!! Sabine! Tom! Hello??!
Poor Uncle Wang is going to need an explanation. Also that was probably Lila or whoever who went in through the window earlier and then "showed up"
Yeah what do you mean "we?"
Girl what if she bugged the room 😭
Honestly was NOT expecting That!
But it does make sense for Marinette to tell them. If things are getting more dangerous and if she does one day have to give up the miraculous to Alya and lose her memories of her time as ladybug / the guardian then she should tell her parents why she'd suddenly be amnesic. They should know. They need to know.
But also damnnnn now I need to know what happens in Nemesis (maybe that'll be chrysalis' new name or something who knows)
Banger of an episode tho.