The Spymaster's Arsenal

About: 25, pansexual, neopagan, INTJ with moderate-left political leanings. I like MTG, horror, science fiction, fantasy, and heavy metal. ------------------------ Current deck: Edric Decks in progress: Gisa and Geralf, Jori En, Ishkanah

[xenkranos]

Leaving this here

[xenkranos]

All I asked fore was Tezzeret's birth certificate

[xenkranos]

STRONKEST LEONIN DEALER IN DOMINARIA WILL TRADE CARD FOR BELLY SCRITCH

[the-child-death]

If you see this on your dash, it’s too late

((Reblog or Halloween won’t be celebrated. If you reblog this in 50 seconds, you’ll have the best Halloween and be blessed by the spoopy skeleton gods.))

((This skeleton will also break all chain mail or reblog or die posts and you’ll live a happy life.))

[holybolognajabronies]

That last line is why i reblogged

[xenkranos]

Don't be upsetti, here's a whole box of Great Value spaghetti!

[xenkranos]

I love it when I start playing around with photoshop and then my Sanctuary Cat turns into an enchantment creature.

Like this post to give Ajani a hug. Reblog to wipe his tears away.

[wizardsmagic]

Mister Cat will never turn down a hug.

[doctor-roman]

Reblog to hug Ajani

1 reblog = 1 hug

[dragongirltitties]

reblog if Oviya Pashiri is your grandma

[xenkranos]

ITS TIME.

[bizarre-trader]

ANOTHER SUBPAR WARE

INVITE TO GATHERINGS AN IT WILL GO AROUND “STOMPY STOMPY STOMP” AN RUIN DESERT TABLE

ONO

IS BIG PROBLEM

RUIN TABLE ELEVEN TIMES OVER

YOU SEE HOW MUCH DESSERT IS BEING LOST?

AN WORST PART IS CANNOT DISCIPLIN, IS INDESTRUCTIBLE

SABBL WOULDNT RUIN DESERT TABLE

NEXT TIME PATRON USED THIS SUBPAR WARE REMEMBER HOW MANY DESERTS WERE RUINED IN PROCESS AN HOW MUCH COULD HAVE BEEN EATEN IF USED SABBL INSTEAD

[werewolfpresbyterian]

Mister YEEN?  It’s really hard to move this ware around…

No body seems to want to trade for this ware, so I keep picking it up to put it in the storage shack…but he keeps coming back!  I finish walking back from the mountain after locking it in the shack…but it’s always there staring at me when I get back!

WHY WONT HE LEAVE MISTER YEEN

[bizarre-trader]

SOMEON PLEAS MAKE PURCHASE OF THIS WARE IS MAKING INTERN FEEL VER UNCOMFORTABLE

MAKES THE POOR WORKPLACED ENVIRONMENT

DISCOUNT KIND OF HALF OFF

[xenkranos]

Can I trade you a pint of this really shiny oil I picked up?

I hear it pairs up really well with one of those.

[bace-jeleren]

I can't believe the Gatewatch is literally the friends we made along the way

[brainstatic]

[xenkranos]

When @kreetn gives you a ton of likes and reblogs

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

okay so we need to discuss that according to Born of Aether, willowy little Nissa drinks STRAIGHT WOOD ALCOHOL.

in case you’re not a chemistry dork wood alcohol is methanol and

what the hell do they drink on Zendikar

[wizardsmagic]

Elves have a higher tolerance than other organic sentient beings. Yahenni wouldn’t want to offend Nissa by giving her something as weak as palm wine.

[bace-jeleren]

An inspiration

[xenkranos]

Nissa is going to be my alcoholic grandmother

[xenkranos]

Literally my favorite part of this week's story. Also, I know the next time we see Yahenni, I'm going to need tissues. @wizardsmagic please tell me that you spare this beautiful character.

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Pacifc Rim

[xenkranos]

It's like Evangelion- with WHALES.