Lincoln Bio

36, he/him, bi. Expect silly shit, leftist shit, video games and pretty art. Icon by frigidloki. The best compliment I ever received was that I was "joyfully bisexual".

[chicken-delight]

i have tested positive for tzatziki

[werewolfpresbyterian]

You seem to be suffering from a horrifying *checks medical chart* Dillness

[househunting]

$1,699,900/4 br/5 ba/5149 sq ft

Lake Oswego, CA

Built in 1991 [househunting on substack - free]

[werewolfpresbyterian]

Lake Oswego is in Oregon, as California -coded as this house is.

Imagine a rich white people community so bougie they had to make their own man made lake and community just to get away from the gentry. And then someone wanted to style his home to make it look like they were both Educated and Hip To The Memes

[bold-baddie]

[deadpowol]

[naamahdarling]

I love the implication that, as Larry is an "unpaid trainee", the dog is paid.

[str-ngeloop]

we desperately need sex 2

[str-ngeloop]

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

[str-ngeloop]

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

[dizzyghoast]

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

[str-ngeloop]

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

[cymae-mesa]

Fishing minigame.

[existentialterror]

Fishing minigame

[werewolfpresbyterian]

Backwards compatible

[tahthetrickster]

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

[leafcrunch]

my neighbourhood has never had an ice cream truck. in the summer, we have the knife sharpening truck. it slowly circles the block and rings its ominous bell. i have never seen someone interact with it. it may be that only those marked by death can see it

[sun-and-time]

alex??? this is truly frightening ??

[leafcrunch]

i never really thought about it much until today but you’re right this is honestly a messed up thing for me to be accustomed to

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous truck

[dyke-parade]

[bellabooisnotagoodusername]

okay if you work in any environment that requires frequent use of scissors, this truck is like Jesus showing up. We cut ribbon and paper constantly at my job and when OUR knife sharpening guy rolls through town, once in a blue moon, we all run after him in the street waving out hands around like children after the pied piper. We carry our shears out to him like bouquets, shaking because we are so excited to have sharp scissors again.

So anyway we may in fact be marked for death in the way all retail employees are, but shout out to knife trucks everywhere.

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous truck

[penrose42]

@lesserknowncryptids if this doesn’t qualify I don’t know what does

[neonprotagonist]

Girls Scouts encounter Bigfoot the most frequently. Part of their oath is to keep him a secret because he’s very kind and makes up 30% of their revenue due to his fervent love for thin mints.

[hlahlahlahlahly]

As a Girl Scout leader, I am telling you that this is NOT true, and any former girl scout that says it is, should think about what they are saying and what oaths they may have sworn in the past

[dogpuppy]

[beardedmrbean]

[oneheadtoanother]

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[noah-wyles]

she's the best of us

[x-heesy]

Luo Li Rong

Sculptor, Chinese, 罗丽蓉，Graduated from CAFA Beijing ( Central Academy of Fine Arts ) , live and work in Belgium since 2006.

The Imperishable Soul

139x79x59cm

（45x79x59 cm ）

The storm tears at her body,

Time wears away her form.

Yet she does not fall.

The fiercer the wind, the deeper her stillness and resolve.

An unseen hand carves her soul within the storm—

Making it stronger,

Brighter still.

The wind may erode the body,

But it cannot reach the life that comes from heaven.

What she holds is more than a pillar—

It is the promise that has never wavered:

Renewal within ruin,

Gain within loss,

And steadfastness within the storm.

This is not a story of disappearance,

But of eternity.

#artist #sculpture #artwork #luolirongart #artlover

#sculpture #sculptureart #sculptureartist #sculptures #sculpturelovers #sculptureoftheday #sculpturepark #sculpture_art #sculpturegallery #sculpturesofinstagram #sculpture_gallery #sculpturesurbois #contemporarysculpture #sculpturecontemporaine #sculpturephotography #sculptured #modernsculpture #abstractsculpture #handsculpture #artsculpture #instasculpture #skulptur #skulpturen #skulpturer #skulpturensammlung #skulptures #skulptūra #skulpturia #skulpturenausstellung

Fables & Fairytales - Deniz Kurtel Remix by N/a, Rosina

[vulpinesaint]

saying "question mark?" and "however comma," out loud are game changers. punctuation on the go. and it's always the funniest thing that anyone around you has ever heard

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[justcatposts]

Stray cat breaks into Lynx’s enclosure at zoo

(Source)

[cathartidae]

while the stray cat story may have circulated in 2020 and 2022, this story is actually from the Leningrad Zoo in 2014. (here's the original russian article as well.)

these two felines were introduced at 6 weeks old in order to give more enrichment for the lynx and for education purposes, however they got along fantastically from the start and were eventually moved to permanently live with one another.

a much less exciting story, but a much cuter one as well.

(source, source)