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Emerson, 29, he/it || fictotherian freak 🖤 ATL

[queermasculine]

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

[perfect-puppy]

[capitaobarba79]

[gaylordthethird]

The 4pm bird gets the weird and fucked up spider

[penandinkprincess]

truly an honor and a privilege getting to witness everyone's first time in public ever every single time i go grocery shopping

[twinkwolf]

[shinyjolteon]

im gonna cry this person is so sweet to their fish

[hisuizorua]

they call it amtrak because the trains am on the trak

[prokopetz]

I want a video game with realistic dick and balls physics not for any prurient reason, but... okay, so you know how in some games with boob physics, there's a palpable delay after a character model is instantiated before physics start to apply to the boobs, so it's like *pop* ... *FWOMP*? I want to see the cock version of that. Penis-having character spawns in, there's a beat, then the physics engine tries to play catch-up and applies a full second of gravitational acceleration to their junk all at once and they just randomly start helicoptering.

[redstonedust]

people saying my evil clone would be called greenstonedust but you have failed to consider that 'evil' and 'opposite' are not the same. we all have capacity for evil and thus my opposite self would not be evil, they would be as complex and flawed as i am, just in ways that contrast my own flaws. my EVIL clone would be called shadowkiller666dust the fallen angel of blogging. and they would be cool as fuccckkkkkkkk.

[justsomeguycore]

horror movie showing a child’s drawing of the monster or ghost or whatever but instead of a little kid and crayons they’re like a preteen and it’s manga style

[segamascott]

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[zylahbee]

sexism in medicine kills people. racism in medicine kills people. fatphobia in medicine kills people. queerphobia in medicine kills people. classism in medicine kills people. ableism in medicine kills people.

do not downplay people’s fears about being mistreated because they are a part of a marginalised group. it is a matter of life and death and you should be angry about it.

[punishedsaints]

[gladiochud]

We call them streamers now

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[pixelatedbugs]

would you rather have one cigarette for 5 dollars or 500 cigarettes for 5 dollars

[wosp-reactivated]

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball