Xenobro

Just a social thing

[cheese24k]

[a-crab-called-diz]

oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE

[missgryz-deactivated20130907]

All hope is lost so quickly I can’t stop laughing.

[yung-lizardqueen-deactivated202]

danish tv is the best thing ever

[australiyeahnah-deactivated2015]

“Okay :(”

[thranduilland]

He went straight to Acceptance. He didn’t even go through the five stages of grief. He just started at Acceptance.

[standarddrake]

I can translate for anyone wondering what he’s saying. The dialogue roughly goes something like

“Hopefully the owner of the car behind me will next time consider if-oh shit. Okay.”

[titenoute]

thanks for the context omg

[mapachezurdo]

[slagnarok]

He literally whipped his dick out and busted a nut I’m done.

[futuresideboobs]

BUST A NUT

[amp-plains]

[le-fishe-has-arrived-deactivate]

Where did you learn to speak like this?

[freakinasheet]

I’m never calling phones anything else from now on

[justanewworldfool]

An augmented reality smart phone game in which one has to catch demons is literally how a shin megami tensei game would begin. Better download the app when it drops because the end of days is clearly upon us.

[atoxique]

the code is “chie best girl 4eva”

[squidward-sword-hd]

[milkhoneyjoon]

thanks @cheir for the transparent stuff i used

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

[trilllizard666]

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

[trilllizard666]

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

[bob-belcher]

Watch out for children!

[normaltea]

Im sorry

[the-gif-princess]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

[thischick25]

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

[drtanner-dickery]

SHEEPNADO

[sharkbeneaththelotus]

when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

Moshpit

[nevergonnawalkpastafez]

This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.

[surfcommiesmustdie-deactivated2]

sheeps are morons lmao

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

is this what the doggos are for

[0somethingcool0]

@gallusrostromegalus

[gallusrostromegalus]

This is, to my understanding, excactly WHY we have both herding and livestock guardian dogs.  Sheep are… really amazingly dumb most of the time.  

Then, once in a while, you get one sheep that’s Entirely Too Cunning and that’s when all hell breaks loose.

[sixpenceee]

[thecommonchick]

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

[sizvideos]

[thelogicalghost]

I don’t care why, this is hysterical.

[bettsplendens]

This is the best kind of prank.

No scares, no injury, no property damage, just confuse the hell out of someone.

[putthegundowngoofy-blog]

okay so i work for an online website that sells books, dvds, games etc and a customer emailed in saying that an image on one of our product listings was wrong

this happens fairly often and it’s usually a book or something that has a new cover or whatever

so anyway i went on the product page they mentioned, which was this Scooby-Doo and the Curse of the Speed Demon DVD, not really expecting much:

,and after a few seconds i realised what was wrong

i could not believe it

we had accidentally used someone’s fucking edit to include speed wagon from jojo’s bizarre adventure and change the name from ‘speed demon’ to ‘speed wagon’ instead of the normal cover

obviously someone just googled the name, found this and added it without paying any attention.

i just can’t deal with this