i don't do petty

melinda may: agent of shield Independent roleplay blog for May from Agents of Shield. Will roleplay with anyone!

[differenthxeir-blog]

"Which came first?        The egg  or the chicken?”

[xgentmay]

"the egg!" May laughed.

[uhoheightfour]

     “Slow down.               Slow down, dammit.              What the hell are you              rambling about?!”.

[xgentmay]

"it's....its Ward skye!"

[xgentmay]

specialagentgrantward

May glanced around noticing their attackers were armed. They had to get past them to get to the O84...

[xgentmay]

CLOSED RP WITH SPECIALAGENTGRANTWARD | FRIENDS AND CHILDREN

[xgentmay]

"Okay Ward." May said, holding her stomach and screaming again. Ward got into the room, and despite the pain May crawled over to the files and grabbed her own. "Oh my gosh Ward, there is information about me in here even I didn't know. Hey look, I had a brother who was separated from me. His name was....." May gasped in horror, "Grant!" May looked at the picture in the file of her brother. The picture showed a small boy resembled Ward. "No no no..." May screamed as another contraction hit and fell to the floor while screaming "INCEST OH INCEST!"

[bandfullofmuses]

Put "How do I look?" in my ask for my character's reaction to your muse appearing in a elegant dress or fancy tux

[xgentmay]

"I want a sandwich." May said. "With ham."

[scientistleopoldfitz]

"May… I’m the engineer, not the chef. Though I’m sure Simmons or Ward would happily fix you a sandwich if you ask them nicely."

[xgentmay]

"No. You will make me a sandwich and you will make me a darn good one." May demanded.

[scientistleopoldfitz]

"Yes? What do you want? I’m busy."

[xgentmay]

"I want a sandwich." May said. "With ham."

[xgentmay]

specialagentgrantward

May glanced around noticing their attackers were armed. They had to get past them to get to the O84 they were told...

[xgentmay]

CLOSED RP WITH SPECIALAGENTGRANTWARD | FRIENDS AND CHILDREN

[xgentmay]

"Ok Ward!" May yelled through her contractions. They ran into a safe house. May saw a big room and looked inside it. There were many files. "Ward look," she said still contracting, "files on every shield agent!"

[xgentmay]

Ward would have been 5 when Fitz was conceived. Either May is a pedophile or you didn't think this through.

//In this thread Ward is actually older. I thought it would be more dramatic that way. Sorry for the misunderstanding love!

[xgentmay]

Quote meme: Coulson: "You got a chance to express all your feelings?" May: "Is he still breathing?"

"I was very very angry. I mean, he freaking slept with me! How dare he! He deserved to die, and I was so angry I wanted him dead. But I was also hurt. The relationship was fake to him but nit to me! I loved him, I wanted to have a family with him because he made me happy. Now? I am still angry but I am glad I didn't kill him. Because I still love him!" May fell to the ground and sobbed.

[xgentmay]

STARTER FOR FIITZY

[shevrons]

"It’s a fake…a fake!" May sobbed from the ground. "And I’m not done….Ward is the father!"

          ❛You know Ward is only five years older than me———❜                          ❛So that’s no’ even biologically possible.❜

[xgentmay]

"That's a lie too!" May cried. She then pulled herself off the floor and stroked Fitzes head. "Please believe me. I, your mother, love you so much."

[xgentmay]

Send me a quote from my character’s canon and they will share EXACTLY what went through their minds when they said it, and how they currently feel about it.

[xgentmay]

STARTER FOR FIITZY

[shevrons]

May took a deep breath of sweet crisp air then said: “You were adopted” she revealed. “I know this because…because..” May paused, a single tear leaving her eye, “I am your biological mother!” Unable to hold back her sobs May collapsed on the ground crying and heaving.

          ❛… How much alcohol have you drunk today ?❜                             ❛——— You know I’ve seen my birth certificate, right ?❜                      ❛And I have a photographic memory.❜

[xgentmay]

"It's a fake...a fake!" May sobbed from the ground. "And I'm not done....Ward is the father!"

[xgentmay]

STARTER FOR FIITZY

[shevrons]

"Fitz, you might want to sit down for this." May said quietly.

          ❛Wha’ ? That sounds bad.❜                                 ❛——— Is it somethin’ bad ? Do I really want t’know what ‘this’ is ?❜              ( With a slightly panicked raise of a brow, he sits back. )

[xgentmay]

May took a deep breath of sweet crisp air then said: "You were adopted" she revealed. "I know this because...because.." May paused, a single tear leaving her eye, "I am your biological mother!" Unable to hold back her sobs May collapsed on the ground crying and heaving.

[xgentmay]

specialagentgrantward

May glanced around noticing their attackers were armed. They had to get past them to get to the O84 they were told to bring in.

...

[xgentmay]

CLOSED RP WITH SPECIALAGENTGRANTWARD | FRIENDS AND CHILDREN

[xgentmay]

May nodded really fast, still sobbing loudly as she shot her gun. "Yes I'm sure. Also they're fraternal." May screamed through the sobs. Suddenly, May collapsed in the middle of the fight. "Contractions!" She screamed.

[xgentmay]

specialagentgrantward

May glanced around noticing their attackers were armed. They had to get past them to get to the O84 they were told to bring in.

"We’re gonna have...

[xgentmay]

CLOSED RP WITH SPECIALAGENTGRANTWARD | FRIENDS AND CHILDREN

[xgentmay]

"It's I'm important!" May said sobbing. She fired her guns while taking a deep breath, "Remember that one time we got together in Switzerland? Well I'm pregnant and it's yours!" May showed Ward her slightly fatter than normal belly. "I know we are just friends but I need you to be a supportive father."

[xgentmay]

"This is why you’re not clear for combat." May said as she helped the blood covered Fitz limp to the bus.

[notakiiller-archive-deactivated]

Fitz grimaced each step her took as he cradled his bleeding and broken arm against his chest. His ribs ached but he highly doubted they were broken as well. “Obviously that doesn’t matter considering I still end up in combat.” His voice was a little hoarse from pain. 

[xgentmay]

May stroked Fitz's head in a reassuring, motherly way. "It'll be okay honey." She said.

[xgentmay]

-

"So now I’m a waste of time?" May said crossing her arms.

[zxnwarrior-archive-deactivated2]

"Yeah" Melinda said as she was walking away from her other self.

[xgentmay]

"Don't you walk away from me!" May said. Then she took a pocket knife and threw it. It hit her double in the shoulder. "Yesss" May said happy she hit her target.