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Dutch King shares funny video with Dutch Prime Minister during Trump speech at UN

naomster

me and my buddy at the back of the classroom when the annoying kid is doing a presentation

ampervadasz

back-that-sass-up

it took nine seconds for me to fully process what i was watching and then i started LAUHGHING

docteryn

I would be dead

weirdmageddon

the wrong amazon is burning and the wrong ice is melting

kalevala17-deactivated20201116

asundergrowth

IT DIDNT CATCH FIRE IT IS BEING DELIBERATELY CLEARCUT AND BURNED BECAUSE LARGE AGROBUSINESS CONGLOMERATES PAID THEIR FASCIST GOVERNMENT TO IGNORE THIS COURT RULING

starshals

It’d explain why it isn’t getting coverage for sure.

unculture

You can give *directly* to Indigenous forest protectors in Brazil by supporting @ApibOficial (Brazilian Articulation of Indigenous Peoples). Indigenous groups are the only reason there is any rainforest left in Brazil at all at this point.

Here’s the link.

unculture

Link

30-minute-memes

Un-make me.

psych2go

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Audio please 🔉

armedandgayngerous

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

sdzoo

Twin toco toucan chicks have hatched and are spreading their wings at the San Diego Zoo for the first time in over 30 years. Guests visiting the San Diego Zoo can witness these cute chicks in action in the Parker Aviary. (source)

iraffiruse

HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG

kit-kat-sb

I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED

imgod

sooo khloe bought 1 of everything from this girl’s store and completely ripped off everything. badly. this designer has worked with people like beyoncé and serena williams, the klan has some fucking NERVE. and khloe has the balls the want to sue monica rose for stealing from her. the hypocrisy of it all

onlyayangel-deactivated20180201

how fucking ugly

hman

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

dinomoder

Blessed Image

kimidakewooooo

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

bwubwuart

Experimenting.

pure-digital-illustrations

ruinedchildhood

satirizing

speaking of misogyny

let me tell you guys something that ACTUALLY happened in my screenwriting class last week

one of the female writers in our class is writing a feature about this gang of teenage girls who sort of become vigilantes and murder men who harass women (that’s a shitty logline of it but it’s actually fucking awesome and highly stylized and over-exaggerated like tarantino in a good way bc i fucking hate tarantino). ANYWAY their first kill is this guy named taylor. taylor is one of the girl’s boyfriends. it is heavily implied and the writer confirmed that he abuses and rapes her. not explicitly seen, but she has bruises, there are scenes implying it etc.

so. she wrote the part where they kill taylor. and one of my professor’s comments was about how he felt like he didn’t hate taylor enough.

to which me and my female friend were like um what?? we hate him. he fucking raped and abused her. wE HATE HIM. HE IS A HORRIBLE PERSON.

and my prof was like well yeah i hate him but i don’t HATE hate him. and we argued about it. so he took a poll of who hated taylor. ALL of the girls in the class raised their hands. none of the boys did. when he asked who didn’t hate taylor all of the men raised their hands. and me and my friend started laughing because of COURSE they did.

and my prof was like why are you laughing and the writer was like “i think they’re laughing at the gender difference in that answer” and my prof was like “well, from my male perspective, i don’t think i’m being sexist”

WHAT.

first of all did you hear that sentence at ALL do you understand how paradoxical it is?????

second of all, no. just no.

and then my prof went on to say “i feel like we need to see taylor be horrible. like bad solution, he kicks a dog”

evidently a man can abuse and rape a girl and not be hated, but if he kicks a dog then he’s PURE EVIL

and THAT is exactly what’s wrong with our society

catastrofries

sixpenceee

Hello friends. Here are some pictures of rats cuddling with teddy bears if you’re having a bad day. Photography credit goes to Jessica Florence and Ellen van Deelen.