Sarah

I am just your friendly adult goth neighbor.

[stream]

TOY STORY (1995) dir. John Lasseter

[wahtdahel-blog]

never forget when Beyoncé’s camera man started doing her choreography

[surprisebitch]

when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[hihicecil]

#can i get a slow mo in this bc im pretty sure her titties helicopter and switch places

reblogging with my own tag because i did it myself

and i was right

i still wasn’t convinced though, so i slowed it down even more

yeah

[miquerida]

here i screen capped it 

[surprisebitch]

yup this is what it’s like when you just had a productive day and finished all your work

[bellygangstaboo]

what does being straight have to do with appreciating the sunset..

[dcfilmblr]

Joker (2019) | dir. Todd Phillips

[timhortons]

I think I'm falling for you😳

get up

[dagenssvenska]

Tror hon hotar mig att polisen kmr skjuta mig om jag inte kollar brandvarnaren

[finchre]

I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss.

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[babyanimalgifs]

My uncle got a notification that someone was ringing his doorbell. This was the culprit. 

(Source)

[boom-shwa-tee-oosh]

[thatsthat24]

Too Scary 👻

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[xherestothefuturex]

[apathyfairy]

once u start thinking “oh i think i need to sit down in the shower for a little while” it’s literally all down hill from there

[xherestothefuturex]

Drown myself in alcohol, that shit never helps at all

I might say some stupid things tonight when you pick up this call

I've been hearing silence on the other side for way too long

I can taste it on my tongue, I can tell that something's wrong but

I guess it's just my life and I can take it if I wanna

But I cannot hide in hills of California

Because these hills have eyes, and I got paranoia

I hurt myself sometimes, is that too scary for you?

[chylerwest-deactivated20140722]

[curiouslybisexual]

this is the best pun in tv history but oh my gosh the feels

[weaver-z]

The weirdest guy I ever met in a church was this boy who referred to “Buzz Aldrin and his husband” going to the moon. I was completely baffled, and when I asked if he’d misspoken, he got really angry and accused me of being deliberately ignorant of the facts. It turned out that he was somehow comvinced that Buzz Aldrin and Neil Armstrong were married. It took five Wikipedia articles to convince him otherwise.

[rockshitty]

The moon landing was fake: tired, passé, heard it before

The moon landing was an elaborate marriage proposal: fresh! sexy! I’m going to be thinking about this for months!

[weaver-z]

Romcom where two dudes in the 1960s fall in love and come up with an elaborate plan to become astronauts to get married in space because gay marriage is illegal everywhere but it can’t be illegal on the moon