i digress

Stephanie---UVA

[thecommonchick]

The text that starts 99% of family fights:

[dauthda-deactivated20160622]

[burntlashes]

getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow

[certan]

Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home

[skinxpapi]

Aw fuck damn my heart

[proletarianprincess]

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

[cannibality-deactivated20250227]

this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard

[xhpetsox]

Waddle to mE

[camilleovertherainbow]

birks

[tastefullyoffensive]

[furhag]

When will it end Ari??

[ruedebeautreillis]

[aqueroful]

[captainmwai]

Sony: Easy…. EASY….

Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…

Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER

[kaytrend]

[thatstoomainstream-deactivated2]

The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with.

Colleen Michele (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)

[kikmessenger]

they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them

[fuks]

[ammit420]

i say idk alot but trust me 

i be knowin

[jen-296]

I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.

(via bl-ossomed)

[power2thelocallesbian]

remember when you weren’t aware of oppressive power structures and all u wanted was a lavalamp ??