The text that starts 99% of family fights:
i don't do bad sauce passes
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Not today Justin
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AnasAbdin
One Nice Bug Per Day
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Love Begins
will byers stan first human second
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occasionally subtle

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The text that starts 99% of family fights:
getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow
Don’t drink and drive your dog won’t understand why you never came home
Aw fuck damn my heart
lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism
this is the cutest goddamn thing i’ve ever heard
Waddle to mE
When will it end Ari??
Sony: Easy…. EASY….
Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…
Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER
The person you think of when you stand in front of the ocean. That’s the person you’re in love with.
Colleen Michele (via fearlessknightsandfairytales)
they say the best things in life are free but that’s only true if u steal them
i say idk alot but trust me
i be knowin
I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations.
(via bl-ossomed)
remember when you weren’t aware of oppressive power structures and all u wanted was a lavalamp ??