Chack Shit 😆

I write fanfiction for Chack but also Xiaolin Showdown Stuff♡

[celestialdeth]

Chase Young’s origin story if he wasn’t in a kids show

[xiaolin-show-hoe]

I am shooketh, this is so good bro!

[aryesdanger24]

Songs that describe relationships in Xiaolin Showdown, Pt. 1

Chase to Omi👇🏻

Wuya to Chase

(I will make an animation of this one day I swear)👇🏻

Jack to Chase

(especially in the beginning when they first met)👇🏻

Monk Guan to Chase

(just feels like his version to Taylor Swift's Fight Song, since he has lived so long)👇🏻

Jack to Wuya

(Whenever she comes back around, this is his bitch song i swear haha)👇🏻

Kimiko to Raimundo👇🏻

Raimundo to Wuya👇🏻

Raimundo and Kimiko

on vacation 👇🏻

Kimiko and Omi (but in a dating way because it kinda fits perfectly when it is literal)

specifically after the misogyny episode with the tangleweb comb👇🏻

Jack to Chase

(Jack's turning point in his infatuation phase for Chase) 👇🏻

So, which song works best from this bunch?

Every Breath You Take

Black Fire

Open Your Mouth

Unexpected Storm

Ex-Girlfriend

Dolls

Killer Queen

California Palms

Girl I Used To Be

Limited Love

Voting ended onMar 30

Part 2 will be added on my post so look for the reblog of it

[ask-the-xiaolins]

Here's a question- Do you guys ever fear of old enemies like Dyris the mermaid?

Kimiko: (sighs) Anyway… we are used to being surprised by old enemies. Don't worry, we will always find a way to fight back and stop evil.

[virlandil]

I felt like making a small Jack session today, so I did. 😁

Can't do evil without a proper gloating. ^^

[xiaolin-show-hoe]

Older Jack would rock button up shirts with mismatching socks smoking something (probably a vape or a candy stick as so to not potentially explode anything....I bet he would have at least 1 robotic finger) very Jinx coded honestly hahaha (from Arcane)

[assasinationbycarscoveredinhamrs]

Idk if it's just me but I have developed a deep crush for Chase Young by hearing his voice Only.

[xiaolin-show-hoe]

It's not just you, it was never just you pal!

[grasshopperdoingdogpaddle]

Chase: *holds open the door for Omi* After you. Omi: No, after you. Chase: I insist, after you. Wuya: *pushes past both of them* After me.

[xiaolin-show-hoe]

So accurate it hurts me hahhaha

[d13t0rt10n]

Jack: I think I pulled a muscle.

Kimiko: You can't pull what you don't have

[ashandcinders]

He’s taking off his jacket but whatever

[micdotcom]

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[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[xiaolin-show-hoe]

AUs I think would rock for Chack bullshit

-bookshop owner! Chase and Coffee Shop worker! Jack (specifically within the same store)

-exorcist! Chase and the ever prevalent ghost magnet! Jack

-Mayor! Chase and the very good at his job, only social media director! Jack

-Pet Store part timer! Jack and longtime regular customer! Chase (he has a lot of cats in a penthouse suite)

- Longtime customer! Chase and Sushi restaurant part timer! JACK (Wuya owns the place)

- Art Student! Jack and Museum Curator! Chase

- CEO! Chase and Tech Support! Jack

- Military Commander! Chase and Weapons Dealer! Jack

- Bodyguard! Chase and Rich Kid! Jack (+10 points if it is a 5 years+ romance as rich kid becomes rich man)

- Judge! Chase and frequent defendant! Jack

- Mafia Boss! Chase and his accountant! Jack (Bonus Points if Chase tries to keep Jack by queer baiting him when Hannibal wants to give him a better offer)

-Hot and distinguished Alien! Chase and Clumsy yet curious scientist! Jack

-Motorcycle gang Leader! Chase and grocery clerk! Jack

-Antique Store Owner! Chase and Next Door Owner of a Tech Shop! Jack

-Auto Shop mechanic with selective skills! Jack and Business man with selective car model! Chase

-Head of City Council! Chase and Too Many Consistent House Violations! Jack

-Business Conglomerate! Chase and Nosy Window Cleaner! Jack

-Zoo Owner! Jack and Cat Exhibit Curator! Chase (bonus points if Jack lets Chase do whatever he wants and gets shit for letting him get away with it)

- Distinguished Model! Chase and Clumsy Set Crew used as a stand in for a woman! Jack

[xiaolin-show-hoe]

I would like to add a few more to this list actually:

- God AU! With God of Cultivation! Chase and God of Innovation! Jack

- Nosy Neighbor! Jack and Former army veteran! Chase (extra points if Jack runs to him for every problem and gets the door slammed in his face)

-Medieval AU! Skilled Blacksmith! Jack and Famed Swordsman! Chase

- Cursed Hermit in the Woods! Chase and Young Weak Wizard! Jack (More points awarded if Jack gets caught spying on Chase to see if he is actually cursed and promises to reverse a spell he has never heard of before)

-Frequent Flyer! Chase and Constant Security Risk Frequent Flyer! Jack

- Corrupt Cop! Chase and Naive but promising Criminal! Jack

-Constant Home Improving Billionaire! Chase and Great Speedy Contractor! Jack

[xiaolin-show-hoe]

AUs I think would rock for Chack bullshit

-bookshop owner! Chase and Coffee Shop worker! Jack (specifically within the same store)

-exorcist! Chase and the ever prevalent ghost magnet! Jack

-Mayor! Chase and the very good at his job, only social media director! Jack

-Pet Store part timer! Jack and longtime regular customer! Chase (he has a lot of cats in a penthouse suite)

- Longtime customer! Chase and Sushi restaurant part timer! JACK (Wuya owns the place)

- Art Student! Jack and Museum Curator! Chase

- CEO! Chase and Tech Support! Jack

- Military Commander! Chase and Weapons Dealer! Jack

- Bodyguard! Chase and Rich Kid! Jack (+10 points if it is a 5 years+ romance as rich kid becomes rich man)

- Judge! Chase and frequent defendant! Jack

- Mafia Boss! Chase and his accountant! Jack (Bonus Points if Chase tries to keep Jack by queer baiting him when Hannibal wants to give him a better offer)

-Hot and distinguished Alien! Chase and Clumsy yet curious scientist! Jack

-Motorcycle gang Leader! Chase and grocery clerk! Jack

-Antique Store Owner! Chase and Next Door Owner of a Tech Shop! Jack

-Auto Shop mechanic with selective skills! Jack and Business man with selective car model! Chase

-Head of City Council! Chase and Too Many Consistent House Violations! Jack

-Business Conglomerate! Chase and Nosy Window Cleaner! Jack

-Zoo Owner! Jack and Cat Exhibit Curator! Chase (bonus points if Jack lets Chase do whatever he wants and gets shit for letting him get away with it)

- Distinguished Model! Chase and Clumsy Set Crew used as a stand in for a woman! Jack

[d13t0rt10n]

Who would be the best cook?

Omi

Raimundo

Jack

Kimiko

Clay

Voting ended onAug 13, 2024

Reblog for more reach? 🥺❤️

[xiaolin-show-hoe]

Guarantee if they had a giant Dinner that...

- Omi would make Pigs in a blanket (hot dogs wrapped in croissants and he would mispronounce the name if it as, 'Hogs in a sleeping bag' or some shit)

- Kimiko would make some simple steamed vegetables that go good with chips or some sort of vegetable dip for chips.

- Clay would insist on making something his Daddy makes like some real good sweet and salty chicken to go with Omis dish, but he would prefer to make ribs or pulled pork sandwiches.

-Raimundo would cut up fruit and bring plates and that's it. He would try and make them look nice on plates but it would be more of him making his face out of fruit...then eating none of the fruit he made.

-Jack would hate going but if he HAD to go, he would make himself some dirt pudding since he already had a lot of pudding and he loves smashing stuff like cookies to put on top. He brings cups since they will be pudding cups and brings only spoons and cups.

Now imagining more people get invited...

-Fung would definitely bring the napkins and offer to clean the dishes. He wants to keep everything clean.

-Wuya would bring some spicy chips for no reason other to have SOMETHING to eat at the event and perhaps to sabotage someone's food with a spicy chip. Overall, she keeps the bag to herself, bur SHE DOES bring alcohol for herself and soda for Jack which ends up getting passed around (Mtn Dew).

-Chase would not directly be at the party. He would simply help Omi with his stuff since it worries him so much that he will fail. Chase may or not snack on 1 or 2 of them and a bit of fruit while everyone is doing something else. He also notices Wuya stole some of his age old wine and takes every bottle not in her hand back to his wine racks.

-Katnappe would barge in and steal a bag of chips while saying she thought she would stop by but after seeing it, she thinks her time is better spent elsewhere.

-Jamal would be invited by Omi and would bring something unique to New York so Omi could get more flavor in his diet....then he would admit his mom made it because she makes whatever it is better. (I don't know enough about NY cuisine to know what fits Jamal)

Guan - will bring utensils and cheese cubes as he heard they are good for parties! Also locally grown. He also brought monk grown vegetables from the temple farm (mainly for Omi) because he doesn't know what youths like so he kept it simple.

[d13t0rt10n]

This is so brilliant omg!

I feel like Rai would use the sword of storm to cut up the fruit lollll!

[xiaolin-show-hoe]

@d13t0rt10n hands down can see that.. but I also can see him trying that and fucking it up by saying the name of the wu and wrecking both his and Kimiko's stuff (leaving Kimiko to try and beat the shit outta Rai because she worked hard on her dip and bow it is painted on the wall. She makes him do the dip while she gives him the stink eye from her phone.

He whines about it but Clay just shrugs and says, "No one blames a human when the pig slips in the slop Rai, you gotta take responsibility."

Omi gets told what Raimundo did and gets appalled and goes on a mini rant about the ancient importance of wu and why they should not be reduced to cutting vegetables (Clay may bring up the fact that Omi used the Third arm sash to sweep dirt off the ground yesterday...but Omi skillfully ignored this comment)

[grasshopperdoingdogpaddle]

Unlike the jungle cat army entourage, Chase is actually pretty coy about the crows under his command. They're meant for espionage and reconnaissance, so it's better for Chase if he's not publicly known as having an association with crows at all.

And fittingly, he's never actually seen in public with them.

Chase convenes with the crows at his lair. But outside, they're always left to handle themselves alone.

It's not even entirely clear whether most of the other characters are aware Chase commands crows. No one seems to be wary of crows in general or pay them much mind the way they would if they saw a jungle cat prowling.

Wuya's aware, because she lives at Chase's lair (or at least stays there pretty often?), and Chase wanted to use them to bait her into a false sense of security to make her reveal something she wouldn't show directly in front of Chase.

But aside from that, he really only ever let himself be seen using the crows when he needed to have one help him show Omi what was happening during Omi Town.

He even let Omi look into the crow's eyes and see how it could replay anything it witnessed.

[bantamazadeh]

[flowerprincephil-deactivated201]

I DIDNT KNOW WHAT THIS WOULD BE SO I CLICKED PLAY AND MY MOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO ME AND MY COMPUTER IS ON FULL VOLUME I HATE EVERYONE

[darknessinmystars]

for whenever I fuck up

[neil-kumiko]

If I ever say “fuck this shit” it’s to this tune. Just. For your mental voice of me.

[taraljc]

This is my ringtone for my friend Katie and I have zero regrets

[splinnters]

is this anything

[samantha7778-deactivated2024090]

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[d13t0rt10n]

Who would be the best cook?

Omi

Raimundo

Jack

Kimiko

Clay

Voting ended onAug 13, 2024

Reblog for more reach? 🥺❤️

[xiaolin-show-hoe]

Guarantee if they had a giant Dinner that...

- Omi would make Pigs in a blanket (hot dogs wrapped in croissants and he would mispronounce the name if it as, 'Hogs in a sleeping bag' or some shit)

- Kimiko would make some simple steamed vegetables that go good with chips or some sort of vegetable dip for chips.

- Clay would insist on making something his Daddy makes like some real good sweet and salty chicken to go with Omis dish, but he would prefer to make ribs or pulled pork sandwiches.

-Raimundo would cut up fruit and bring plates and that's it. He would try and make them look nice on plates but it would be more of him making his face out of fruit...then eating none of the fruit he made.

-Jack would hate going but if he HAD to go, he would make himself some dirt pudding since he already had a lot of pudding and he loves smashing stuff like cookies to put on top. He brings cups since they will be pudding cups and brings only spoons and cups.

Now imagining more people get invited...

-Fung would definitely bring the napkins and offer to clean the dishes. He wants to keep everything clean.

-Wuya would bring some spicy chips for no reason other to have SOMETHING to eat at the event and perhaps to sabotage someone's food with a spicy chip. Overall, she keeps the bag to herself, bur SHE DOES bring alcohol for herself and soda for Jack which ends up getting passed around (Mtn Dew).

-Chase would not directly be at the party. He would simply help Omi with his stuff since it worries him so much that he will fail. Chase may or not snack on 1 or 2 of them and a bit of fruit while everyone is doing something else. He also notices Wuya stole some of his age old wine and takes every bottle not in her hand back to his wine racks.

-Katnappe would barge in and steal a bag of chips while saying she thought she would stop by but after seeing it, she thinks her time is better spent elsewhere.

-Jamal would be invited by Omi and would bring something unique to New York so Omi could get more flavor in his diet....then he would admit his mom made it because she makes whatever it is better. (I don't know enough about NY cuisine to know what fits Jamal)

Guan - will bring utensils and cheese cubes as he heard they are good for parties! Also locally grown. He also brought monk grown vegetables from the temple farm (mainly for Omi) because he doesn't know what youths like so he kept it simple.

[d13t0rt10n]

This is so brilliant omg!

I feel like Rai would use the sword of storm to cut up the fruit lollll!

[xiaolin-show-hoe]

@d13t0rt10n oooh I can see him using sword of the storm but then accidentally having some of the fruit hit someone coming in the room. I would be like a large slice of watermelon too. It hit someone in the mouth and they would sit up with a watermelon smile