I Can't Believe That Was in Xiaolin Showdown!

My Third Leg Sash against your Lotus Twister. IT'S FORKING EVERYWHERE Thus, here's a blog dedicated to all the stuff in Xiaolin Showdown/Chronicles that makes you wonder how it got past the censors.

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Bruh, Omi not slick

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Hoedown

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@xiaolinsexdown, let this gem live on.

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Your wish is my command.

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heylintrashsideblog :

robo-jack :

Tubbimura: Jack Spicer is big bonehead. Ha!

Katnappe: I can’t believe wuya stayed a long as she did with that whiner. and Chase Young is soooo dreamy. Prrrrrrrrrrrrr…..

Le Mime: ………………………………………..

Cyclops: UO Ngh ff2345(&$&*mmGFkG4T lerlQwy

Katnappe: If I was Wuya, I’d try to become flesh again real soon. ;)

Pandabubba: Do any of you know which SGW Jack & the Monks have? It’s hard to keep track of them.

Why are we not using Tumblr like this? I feel like we’re missing a prime rp opportunity.

NO BUT YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT THE XIAOLIN SHOWDOWN FORUMS WERE LIKE IRL!  Well, on the internet, but you know what I mean.  OH MUH GAAAAWWWWWWDDDDD

Katnappe is Chase (or Chuya) fangurl trash, Tubbi is an ironic memer, or just a troll, Cyclops is a button-mashing spam poster, and PB is just there to get some answers, meanwhile Le Mime is actively lurking.  I cannot.

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Katnappe: If I was Wuya, I’d try to become flesh again real soon. ;)

A-well then.

(Episode 33 “The Demon Seed”, 6:29)

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That’s a, uh, nice horn you’re hiding in your, um… cover up there, Omi.  Where was it hiding?

From “Princess Kaila and the Thousand Layer Mountain,” XC episode 10.

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*Shadow - Shadow is a brilliant and cunning warrior chameleon capable of realizing all Chase Young’s desires. They are so connected that they communicate telepathically.

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So she’s a big lizard that knows what an even bigger lizard wants, because they can read each others thoughts.  But I mean–all of Chase’s desires??  Well, she is his “Phoenix.”

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Your blog made me laugh when I'm supposed to be pretending to be asleep, not wake up everyone in the house. Thanks.

Thank you! Aha, I let this blog die it’s so shameful. In my defense I’m literally juggling a great deal of projects. Everyone hang in there, I promise I’ll watch more Chronicles at some point.

If you want to help out, I always accept submissions. Sometimes even I miss things, so you’ve got nothing to lose.

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After Katnappe makes her dramatic entrance, the sound effect for Wuya's amazement is... a dog panting.

So was Wuya lusting after Katnappe or

(Episode 3 "Tangled Web", 20:13)

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I was eating Jack face!

Dojo

(Episode 21 "Omi Saves the Holidays", 6:51)

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And here I thought the phrase "Santa Claus whips Jack" could only apply to a crackfic.

(Episode 21 "Omi Saves the Holidays", 21:34)

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Omi: "We must stop Jack. Dojo, how do we make a Christmas landing?"

Dojo: "Well, there's the Clock of Death. Uh, wouldn't recommend that. The Time piece of Doom! Nah, better risk it. The Wristwatch of Excruciating Pain! Eh, not bad. At least you don't die."

(Episode 21 "Omi Saves the Holidays", 8:00)

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(oop! Looks like I can see the last six Chron episodes now.

Expect updates soon enough~)

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I present exhibit #616 of Jack getting his creep on. Don't you think it's kind of umm that he snatches her using a straitjacket?

(Episode 6 "Chameleon", 7:08)

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"Ooh, if I had hands, I'd applaud!"

"You know, you're the first girl who's ever talked to me."

"Really? I never would have guessed."

"And you're so purdy!"

"Yeah? Well, I was a supermodel once. So, when are you going to draw me with a glorious new body? Big, shiny hair, and beautiful teeth?"

"Say no more, my sweet."

(Episode 20 "Tiny Sim", 15:43)

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I already covered the mud-wrasslan but have a pinup cap of sorts of Clay for being so patient while I wrapped my head around watching Chronicles and then became paralyzingly unsure of my own ability to determine when stuff should go here

(Episode 18 "Super Cow Patty", 14:28)

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(I brought the #xiaolin-sexdown tag into existence didn't I)

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(Episode 20 "Tiny Sim", 20:17)

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Maybe someday I'll be evil enough to meet the greatest supervillain of all: Jack Spicer. My hero! He's a dream.

Tiny Sim

(as if we don't know what that means)

(Episode 20 "Tiny Sim", 3:43)

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I’m just going to leave this here.  No context.  *wink wink*

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(Episode 12 "The Mask of the Green Monkey", 2:18)