Disney: We can't have like... A canon gay main character. That would disrupt our viewer base too much!
Nickelodeon: Just... Sneak it in man, make it subtle. These kids are smart they'll figure it out. Release comics and stuff dude. Get on it.
Cartoon Network: JUST FUCKING GAY IT UP BRUH, MAKE EVERYTHING GAY! Steven Universe? GAY! Amazing World of Gumball? GAY! Adventure Time? HOLY FLAMING JESUS BALLS YOU BETTER BELIEVE THAT'S GAY! YOU GET A GAY, AND YOU GET A GAY. GAY ALL ROUND!
1. Lungs donât just facilitate respiration - they also make blood. Mammalian lungs produce more than 10 million platelets (tiny blood cells) per hour, which equates to the majority of platelets circulating the body.
2. It is mathematically possible to build an actual time machine - whatâs holding us back is finding materials that can physically bend the fabric of space-time.
3. Siberia has a colossal crater called the âdoorway to the underworldâ, and its permafrost is melting so fast, ancient forests are being exposed for the first time in 200,000 years.
4. The worldâs first semi-synthetic organisms are living among us - scientists have given rise to new lifeforms using an expanded, six-letter genetic code.
5. Vantablack - the blackest material known to science - now comes in a handy âspray-onâ form and itâs the weirdest thing weâve seen so far this year.
6. Itâs official: time crystals are a new state of matter, and we now have an actual blueprint to create these âimpossibleâ objects at will.
7. A brand new human organ has been classified, and itâs been hiding in plain sight this whole time. Everyone, meet your mesentery.
8. Carl Sagan was freakishly good at predicting the future - his disturbingly accurate description of a world where pseudoscience and scientific illiteracy reigns gave us all moment for pause.
9. A single giant neuron that wraps around the entire circumference of a mouseâs brain has been identified, and it appears to be linked to mammalian consciousness.
10. The worldâs rarest and most ancient dog isnât extinct after all - in fact, the outrageously handsome New Guinea highland wild dog appears to be thriving.
11. Your appendix might not be the useless evolutionary byproduct after all. Unlike your wisdom teeth, your appendix might actually be serving an important biological function - and one that our species isnât ready to give up just yet.
12. After 130 years, we might have to completely redraw the dinosaur family tree, thanks to a previously unimportant cat-sized fossil from Scotland.
13. Polycystic ovary syndrome might actually start in the brain, not the ovaries.
14. Earth appears to have a whole new continent called Zealandia, which would wreak havoc on all those textbooks and atlases weâve got lying around.
15. Humans have had a bigger impact on Earthâs geology than the infamous Great Oxidation Event 2.3 billion years ago, and now scientists are calling for a new geological epoch - the Anthropocene - to be officially recognised.
16. Turns out, narwhals - the precious unicorns of the sea - use their horns for hunting. But not how youâd think.
17. Human activity has literally changed the space surrounding our planet - decades of Very Low Frequency (VLF) radio communications have accidentally formed a protective, human-made bubble around Earth.
18. Farmers routinely feed red Skittles to their cattle, because itâs a cheap alternative to corn. ÂŻ\_(ă)_/ÂŻ
If a guy ever spreads a rumor that he slept with you, donât deny it. One, because there will always be people who think itâs true, and two, because that dumbass boy just handed you the power to say anything you want about what heâs like in bed, and people will believe it. Say he bleats like a sheep when he orgasms. Say he put on pearl earrings and asked you to call him Daisy. Say he couldnât get it up until he watched an old Billy Mays infomercial. The power is yours.
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First Name: Nadja
Nicknames: None
Zodiac: Libra
Sexual Orientation: Pansexuell
Favourite Fruit: Watermelon
Favourite Season: Autumn
Favourite Books: This are some of my favourite books of all time, itâs a mixture of ânormalâ books and visual novels... A Song Of Ice And Fire, American Gods, Sandman-Series, The Walking Dead, Night Watch (and all other parts of the series), Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings
Favourite Flowers: Orchids
Favourite Animal: Wolf
Coffee/Tea/Cocoa: Cocoa
Cat Or Dog Person: Both
Favourite Tumblr: @letsasoiaftogether I love you and your amazing writing, but runner up for that position is definitely the gorgeous @louminx with her extraordinary art
Dream Trip: Does a fictional world count?
Number of followers: 17 (small but nice)
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You also gotta know that if youâre going somewhere where there will be children and youâre in a costume even slightly similar to a Disney character they will think you are that character.Â
 My hair is dyed white and at last yearâs Ren Fest I was dressed as a water nymph. So i was in all blue, with glittery blue heeled boots on. Personally, I would have never thought that I looked like Elsa. I had leggings on, not a dress. And no ice themed anything. But that didnât stop the sweetest little princess from asking me if I was Elsa.Â
 Iâll admit that I was thrown for a loop, since I thought I was a pretty convincing mermaid on land with my scale print leggings. But Iâm not a dick so I quickly recovered and said I was her cousin. Kids are more than happy to accept that and she smiled then shyly ran back to her mom to tell her she met Elsaâs cousin.Â
If youâre in a glittery costume of any sort, in a place where children will be, be prepared to be nice to them. Otherwise youâre just a jerk. No one likes jerks.
Listen this is so so important to me. If you look remotely magical at all. Kids will come to you. Iâve had kids come to me when Iâm just in a wig and ask if Iâm a unicorn princess. I will always say yes.
When I was Keyleth at the ren Faire, I had this little freckly girl run up to me and my friend and ask if I was a deer. I said of course. She was so intrigued and interested and I stayed in character for the whole thing (I tried to) because itâs a kid.
Seriously. Donât ever be antisocial to a kid or reject them if they ask if youâre a princess. Thatâs how you make kids who donât believe in anything.
Iâve had kids come up to me just bc of my blue/green hair and ask me if I was magic. I always smile, give them a knowing wink and whisper, âyes, but itâs a secret.â and they smile back and nod and promise not to tell anyone bc now theyâre in on this âbig secretâ and honestly itâs lovely.
This is like the biggest thing with fursuiters too.
Weâre big, brightly coloured fuzzy animals and kids are ALWAYS fascinated by it. I will personally drop kick anyone whoâs rude to kids while in costume.
As far as kids are concerned, if youâre in any kind of costume at all youâre a magical thing of wonder. We were all kids once, donât care how much you âdonât like kidsâ, donât be an asshole.
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