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maderadearquitecto

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

babyseraphim

imagine banging someone on that table

captain-snark

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

morbidamusement

noooooo stop

sevey6

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

gammywank

ponyreinhardt

octopus with worldly hot air balloon by Pony Reinhardt in Portland, OR ~ IG: @freeorgy

Family Ink Tattoo

*ashes blunt on your opinion*

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nusha-the-raccoon

bunnyfood

It’s been a long week.

cheese24k

This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

this is so fucking relaxing

4ngelbride

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS

sailor-artemis

When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad

cigarettesmokeandexyracquets-de

“Forgive me Father for I have sinned” and “Sorry Daddy I’ve been bad” both mean very similar things but have wildly different connotations

aureliagaming

How do I delete someone else’s post

the-real-eye-to-see

katsudonburi

“And how hard is it to land even a minimum-wage job? This year, the Ivy League college admissions acceptance rate was 8.9%. Last year, when Walmart opened its first store in Washington, D.C., there were more than 23,000 applications for 600 jobs, which resulted in an acceptance rate of 2.6%, making the big box store about twice as selective as Harvard and five times as choosy as Cornell. Telling unemployed people to get off their couches (or out of the cars they live in or the shelters where they sleep) and get a job makes as much sense as telling them to go study at Harvard.”

— “Why Don’t the Unemployed Get Off Their Couches?” and Eight Other Critical Questions for Americans (via seriouslyamerica)