there is no way for me to talk about kh without going insane
i am physically incapable of making it sound like i genuinely enjoy myself or the series. i will always lead with how terribly batshit insane it is. i will always lead with how goofy fucking died once and michael mouse swore revenge. how the villains are all the same dude and that dude is an omnicidal child killer chess master being manipulated by another omnicidal child killer chess master manipulated by another (etc.) and then there's fucking JAFAR from ALADDIN
there's a cult of zombies, your pokemon ripoffs are the souls of child soldiers, you kill yourself at least 3 times, donald duck is the most powerful red mage in square enix history
jessie mccartney voices your shadow self.













