☁️Unraveled Prompts pt. 1☁️
kind changed up a bit to make some of them work
❛ I’ll get to it, don’t worry, I’ll get to it! ❜
❛ He just can’t do it in this one. ❜
❛ Except (name) is really into trains now. ❜
❛ Don’t jump with scissors. ❜
❛ This is different, one of them has adventures in the title. ❜
❛ Then it’s another existential crisis, but this is my favorite one ❜
❛ Well guess what, it’s all three ❜
❛ That isn’t how time works… to my knowledge ❜
❛ I’m gonna make this timeline much worse. ❜
❛ (Name) wanted to… S/he thought picross would help him… ❜
❛ That’s my logic behind this one ❜
❛ They were nice cause they learned that (name) would fuck their shit up. ❜
❛ Which I think is.. probably the best decision I’ve ever made in my life ❜
❛ Right over here. Why?? ❜
❛ That’s right it’s the darkness, baaby! ❜
❛ If you know what I mean ❜
❛ I cut one of the — in half… ❜
❛ (Name) we have to start over ❜
❛ (Name) is, um, the perfect evolution of humanity ❜
❛ He starts to get the taste, mwah, I love — ❜
❛ Over here in basketball timeline ❜
❛ I’m gonna call this the time break ❜
❛ If (name) doesn’t, like, email me after this and say like’(name) you’ve cracked the code’ ❜
❛ This whole goddamn suit is so tight, I feel like a Christmas ham. ❜
❛ Got nothing better to do, might as well just go have fun, and you know what I respect that. ❜
❛ I don’t know why s/he’s allowed to fight ❜
❛ Sonic’s in the time break baaby! ❜
❛ That’s a joke. Joseph Gordon Levitt doesn’t exist in any timeline. ❜
❛ Like in Basketball over there ❜
❛ I haven’t necessarily figured that one out ❜
❛ Why am I the only scholar in time break studies? ❜
❛ (name): TAKE FUCKING NOTES! ❜
❛ I JUST SAVED YOUR ASS WITH MONOPOLY ❜
❛ YOU MADE ME USE MONOPOLY ❜
❛ Who really has the time to read all those books? I DO. APPARENTLY. ❜
❛ Everyone knows that self published doesn’t count. ❜
❛ My second reaction to this was WHAT THE FUCK ❜
❛ HEY (name) WHAT THE FUCK ❜
❛ History’s so booooorrriiiiiinnngggg! ❜
❛ I don’t give two shits about a king who lost a war 700 years ago ❜
❛ I READ ALL (idk some number) YOU DINGUS ❜
❛ Turn’s out, s/he’s dead! ❜
❛ This one’s for you (name!) ❜
❛ I’m a big (name) head! ❜
❛ (name) ya did it again! ❜
❛ It’s not because I’m a prude ❜
❛ Who doesn’t love a little erotic lizard fiction? ❜
❛ There is no way you can manage to maintain that level of erotic tension for seven acts ❜
❛ You know what, they’re valid, and they’re wrong ❜
❛ I read everything. I am the keeper of the picture. ❜
❛ I bore this burden! For you! ❜
❛ Please don’t read them all. You can read the top five, that’s fine. ❜
❛ It’s me. I’m the one who’s gonna do that. ❜
❛ That’s right we got 69 left ❜
❛ I think that’d be nice… OR AT LEAST I THOUGHT IT’D BE NICE ❜
❛ Then we ran out of time about half way through so I went out to grab some lunch but it started to rain so I ate a chicken sandwich drenched ❜
❛ That has nothing to do with this I just wanted you to know my pain ❜
❛ Just kidding! It was BORING AS HELL ❜
❛ But just when all hope seemed lost I had an epiphany ❜
❛ I am going to throw myself into the sea ❜
❛ Why are vampires always the hot monsters? ❜
❛ Isn’t it someone else’s turn? ❜
❛ That was a joke! I’m not gonna do that! ❜
❛ So let’s! Find! —-’s most eligible bachelooorrrr! ❜
❛ We all know that Dracula is hot. ❜
❛ That’s not a monster… That’s a bird. ❜