who i am comes in waves.

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this is the kind of prank we need more of.

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saturday night babey

you already know what tf goin on!!

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Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods in Legally Blonde (2001)

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the rise of schitt’s creek

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Church nativity scene puts the holy family in cages, because that's how America deals with asylum-seekers like Christ

Jesus and his fam were refugees, so it’s only fitting that the folks at Claremont United Methodist Church decided to put its nativity figures in cages behind razorwire.

As Rev Karen Clark Ristine said, Jesus, Mary and Joseph were “the most well-known refugee family in the world. What if this family sought refuge in our country today? Imagine Joseph and Mary separated at the border and Jesus no older than two taken from his mother and placed behind the fences of a Border Patrol detention center.”

A separate nativity inside the church reunites the family. Nearly 70,000 children were imprisoned by the US government for seeking asylum in 2019.

https://boingboing.net/2019/12/08/christ-in-a-cage.html

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René Magritte

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Old men on grindr: “Want to be my piss slave? Daddy wants to teach you a lesson you dirty slut”

Me:

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adding video to text posts was an incredible gift

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When i was a kid, a creep tried to lure me away with him in Walmart. I said I’d have to ask my mom (who was on the other side of the store), then went to the nearest lady. An elderly black woman. I hugged her and said VERY loudly: “Mommy! This man says he knows you from church and that he has puppies outside! Can i go?” She said “no baby, you stay with me” And i just nodded and walked away with her as every able bodied person nearby converged to kick the creep’s ass.

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I helped an elderly black lady put a big thing of water in her buggy and she said thank you, baby and hugged me and I nearly cried

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in this house we protect elderly black women at all costs

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This post is now complete

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Congratulations tumblr

We are officially responsible for a 1 billion dollar loss to Verizon let’s all give ourselves a round of applause

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Monica Lewinsky is funnier than all of the comedians who made shitty jokes about her.