TheDilemmaofEverydayLife

31 M Los Angeles

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[umnitsa]

Fuck yea <3

[helga1031]

I really hope so

[thatonebirdwrites]

are miracles real? or they just figments of dreams from alternate realities that briefly burn into our own?

[dduane]

(laughter) WTF, could use some of this this week. Let’s see what the universe provides.

[superpringle]

[thebootydiaries]

new hat

[sparkles-and-trash]

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[hoodnearthy]

yes.

[bellygangstaboo]

crackoons

[marciaillust]

Frosty Fruit ❄️

[stability]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[gif87a-com]

[bunnyfood]

Bad Boys

[bonepriestess]

This is magical in an entirely different way.

[catchymemes]

When a random guy with a saxophone shows up to the club

[anxietyproblem]

Follow us @anxietyproblem​

[sunlightinabelljar-deactivated2]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[uvparadise]

[dionis-gg]

[zaptap]

[whitepeopletwitter]

and before you know it…

[sharabp]

Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

[ruinedchildhood]