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if i look back, i am lost
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shark vs the universe
YOU ARE THE REASON
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Stranger Things
cherry valley forever
Love Begins
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Sweet Seals For You, Always
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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@corynsken
sometimes you start reading a fic and immediately you’re like OH this was written by a child. okay. please know that i am proud of you but also i cannot keep reading this
“this kid is in eighth grade, and their teacher just told them that using ‘said’ is bad, so they’re plumbing the depths of the dictionary for every single other dialogue tag that exists - and some that don’t - and I’m proud of them for expanding their vocabulary, but I must depart all the same”
Things That Happened in 2020 That Don’t Feel Like They Did:
-The Witcher came out
-The movie Parasite wins at the Oscars
-Stickbugging
-Kim Jong Un “died” like three times
-Ray Bans Official Charity Sale For $26.99 Today
-The murder hornets appearing and disappearing in like a week
-The Sonic movie came out
-Jennifer Lopez pole dances at the Superbowl
-4/20/2020
-X Æ A-12 Musk
-UFOs are real apparently
-Plane flights were like $15 at one point
-For some reason, Clone High is making a comeback
-Leaving school in March for a “few weeks lockdown” and now we’re here
-Friday the 13th was the last “normal” day for a lot of us
these all feel 5 years away at least
#is the UFO thing a reference to the monoliths? Or something else#2020
this actually didn’t get as many memes as it deserved
translation:
the text pointing at the guy says “Our Actor”
the fake security guard, while hitting, keeps saying variations of “Where’s your mask!? Put on your mask! Don’t walk around without your mask!”
the first old guy says “Oh, I’m just going to the store to buy it right now”
Honestly this is the pure definition of chaotic good
“It’s not that wet”
(via)
This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being wet
This cat is like “I am enjoying approximately 75% of this experience but I’m not sure if it’s worth that other 25%”
IM IN WALMART PARKING LOT IN FLORIDA WHY THE FUCK THEY GOT A ANIMAL CROSSING CARAVAN HERE
I’m still tripping the fuck out about this
did people forget that there are rvs in real life
Bitch!!! Tell me where the hale you seen a green and pink RV with a gotdamn frog in the passenger seat !!
You know what? This actually isn’t funny at all because this really does happen. Baby boomers can’t afford to retire; that’s a big part of why millennials can’t find jobs in their fields. And if they lose their jobs (which can mean a variety of things, including their companies finding an excuse to fire them so they don’t have to pay anything for their retirement, which happened to my uncle and 5 people he worked with over one year), they aren’t as desirable because they’re retirement-age. The world has changed a lot since they got jobs they thought were supposed to be secure, and now their old strategies that used to work for finding a job don’t work anymore and they don’t know what does work. So a lot are desperate; I recently talked to a woman who had to be in at least her mid-60s who was begging on a street corner because she was replaced by a younger person and lost her job of 18 years, and it’s not the first time I’ve heard a story like that. A lot of people who were never rich to begin with lost a lot in the 2008 financial crisis and never fully recovered. Baby boomers didn’t all just magically become financially secure as they got older.
This generation war bullshit is 100% manufactured to keep our anger misdirected. It’s not baby boomers screwing over millennials. It’s rich capitalists of every living generation screwing over baby boomers, their parents, gen x-ers, millennials, and gen z-ers all at once and all in different ways. And if we collectively realize that we’re not enemies and that we actually have a common cause with common enemies, it’ll be really bad for the people doing this to us, which is why they’re pushing the generation war thing so hard.
My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:
Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.
I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.
My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT
She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar
Source (couldn’t find the original post to reblog):
God damn it “But here at this table, sitting among us as a friend, is the man who will betray me."
“This was the most physically taxing of all the film because of the lightsaber duels. Everytime I wasn’t shooting, I was rehearsing. Something that took weeks and weeks to shoot, even though it only lasts a few minutes on film. So it taxed me to the limit.”
MARK HAMILL “Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back” BTS › 1980
Important relevant thoughts courtesy of twitter
Sometimes it’s the people you don’t notice who matter just as much:
The guy in the Great Britain track suit teaching Mark Hamill how to handle a light sabre is Bob Anderson, British Olympian fencer and national coach, and fight choreographer extraordinaire. He doubled for David Prowse as Darth Vader in all the light sabre duel scenes in the original SW trilogy and was the fight director for The Princess Bride. A great coach and a wonderful human. I was fortunate to train with him a few times after he moved to Canada, and he introduced me to his favourite club in London before we moved there; I owe him a number of life-long friends. Bob passed away in 2012.
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there are only 3 kinds of character designs sorry i dont make the rules
I feel like you missed an essential category
LMAO TOO TRUE BUT HOW CAN WE FORGET
..lee
clearly you were a steven universe fan and never watched the television show most formative to me as a young artist, Trunk & The Grunks, weeknights at 13:00 AM. if you stared long enough into the static.
i love abortion and i love divorce
i pop some pills and i ride my horse
i log onto tumblr and i start discourse
eyyyy macarena
Helpful former homeowner.
I used to be vegan and anyone who is vegan or cares about factory farming, colonization, or why veganism is not the way to go (and why locally sourced foods are the way to go) should watch this video <3
