Emo Memes and Zodiac Stuff

yee yee yee im trash hello i play terrible guitar i love P!ATD FOB MCR TØP i have a band and like zodiac sign nonsense

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the only alignment chart that matters, i’m the entire depressed row (dont be that person that reblogs just to complain in the tags that I should’ve made this differently. nobody likes that person.)

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Commission for @power-of-innocence !! Duke and Vero,,, i love them sm omg ,

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what she says: im fine

what she means: heather duke's most defining character trait is that she's always imitating/copying off of other people and has "no discernible personality". in the musical, every other title character has their own song, or at least a duet, that is Their Song (heather chandler in candy store/me inside of me, veronica with dead girl walking, kurt and ram with blue, macnamara with lifeboat, jd with freeze your brain/meant to be yours, even ms fleming gets her own song) all except for heather duke. the only time we get to hear her sing solo is in the reprises of other songs or when she steals chandler's solo in the end of candy store. she never gets her own song, she just copies other people. chad, she never gets to sing her own song. chad wake up. they're all reprises chad.

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Heathers in a Nutshell

Beautiful: veronica? being unpopular? it's more likely than you thin- wait nevermind the color coded gays are here to save the day

Candy Store: give the note to fat and step into my store of treats while i high kick into oblivion

Fight For Me: p l ease p u n ch m e t oo

Freeze Your Brain: i stick my dick in slushies ok IT HELPS ME VERONICA YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND

Big Fun: Y O U N E E D A J E L L O S H O T

Dead Girl Walking: let's break the emo's dick haha fun

Me Inside of Me: i said chandler are you dead, she said, "yEAh, i'm dead"

Blue: my male genitalia is a shade of blue

Blue (Reprise): veronisucc x2

Our Love is God: the dinosaurs are D E A D

My Dead Gay Son: gay fishing trip affair

Seventeen: love me you emo fuck

Shine A Light: ah yes singing can cure depression

Lifeboat: aLL MY FRIENDS ARE D E A D PUSH ME TO THE E D G E

Shine A Light (Reprise): the green is a M E A N

Kindergarten Boyfriend: ram please love me i have a horse AND IT DOES THE FLAPPING OF WINGS

Yo Girl: girl u fucked

Meant To Be Yours: blowing up a school is a symbol of my love you whore

Dead Girl Walking (Reprise): croquet mallet as a weapon ah yes

I Am Damaged: lmao bye

Seventeen (Reprise): let's all get along now even though if this had happened in the beginning nO ONE WOULD'VE HAD TO FUCKING DIE

Bonus Songs!:

You’re Welcome: rapping intensifies

Chainsaw (Reprise): veronica is cow kin rumor

Big Fun (Reprise): veronica v o r e s ram and kurt like a buffet

Never Shut Up Again: SHUT THE F U C K UP MCNAMARA

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the signs as random things i do when procrastinating

aries: suddenly doesn’t reply to any texts or dms for three days and feels bad afterwards

taurus: just laying in bed for so long that their hips hurt tbh

gemini: playing video games that they’re sick of and feeling sorry for themselves because there’s nothing else to play or even do augh

cancer: saying “i know right” without making any effort to understand or relate to what someone says

leo: cutting water out of their diet accidentally

virgo: making other people do your chores discreetly

libra: “hey look, my closet floor disappeared! huh thats odd, well i’d better go back to bed now good afternoon heh”

scorpio: naww i don’t wanna

sagittarius: looking at dad jokes at 3 am no shame

aquarius: typing in all lowercase cuz i don’t give a shit m8

pisces: trying not to procrastinate by not doing anything wait

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the signs as random things i do when procrastinating

aries: suddenly doesn’t reply to any texts or dms for three days and feels bad afterwards

taurus: just laying in bed for so long that their hips hurt tbh

gemini: playing video games that they’re sick of and feeling sorry for themselves because there’s nothing else to play or even do augh

cancer: saying “i know right” without making any effort to understand or relate to what someone says

leo: cutting water out of their diet accidentally

virgo: making other people do your chores discreetly

libra: “hey look, my closet floor disappeared! huh thats odd, well i’d better go back to bed now good afternoon heh”

scorpio: naww i don’t wanna

sagittarius: looking at dad jokes at 3 am no shame

aquarius: typing in all lowercase cuz i don’t give a shit m8

pisces: trying not to procrastinate by not doing anything wait

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FOB Fandom:*band goes on hiatus for three years* fans comfort each other and supply memes

MCR Fandom: *band breaks up* fans stick by their side and pray for reunion

P!ATD Fandom: *every member but Brendon leaves* fans joke around about it and support him

TØP Fandom: *band goes on hiatus for one month* fans start hating on them and leave for BTS

Logic

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Tyler’s face is my new favorite thing

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I’m so dead inside but tumblr brings out my inner pastel princess

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WE DID IT YEEMOS!

also frank if ur reading this hi, how are you? are we gonna get a special 500k video? 

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i may or may not have ordered a ‘fursuit’

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My wattpad book full of emo content (I recently started it so it’s not quite FULL or a BOOK) Show it some love!!❤️

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My wattpad book full of emo content (I recently started it so it’s not quite FULL or a BOOK) Show it some love!!❤️

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Zodiac Signs as Modern Emo Problems

Aries: Forgetting to take off eyeliner

Taurus: Keeping your fringe fringy

Gemini: People asking what your one favorite song is and not your top ten

Cancer: People asking you if you’re sad

Leo: Hot Topic being too expensive

Virgo: Seperation from your earbuds

Libra: Trying not to look too scary but still edgy

Scorpio: People calling you “goth”

Sagittarius: Having no emo friends to talk to

Capricorn: Missing a chance to meet your idol

Aquarius: Making references that nobody understands

Pisces: Not being able to dye your hair

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What the signs want

Aries: Net neutrality

Taurus: Net neutrality

Gemini: Net neutrality

Cancer: Net neutrality

Leo: Net neutrality

Virgo: Net neutrality

Libra: Net neutrality

Scorpio: Net neutrality

Sagittarius: Net neutrality

Capricorn: Net neutrality

Aquarius: Net neutrality

Pisces: Net neutrality

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keith: i want a divorce i’m sick of you quoting memes all day

lance: when the whole squad serving looks

keith: YOU’RE NOT EVEN MAKING ANY SENSE

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haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door

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me: *takes a deep breath*

me: I lo-

anyone who's spent ten seconds with me: Yes, you love ryan ross, we know, you love ryan ross so much, he's the light of your life, you love him so much, you just love ryan ross- WE KNOW, you love ryan ross you fucking love ryan ross, okay we know, we get it. YOU LOVE RYAN ROSS.