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[xleepless]

Why am I getting notifications about roleplay replies 5 YEARS LATER-

Bro I haven’t even logged into this hellscape in years

what-

[omghotmemes]

not this shit again

[xleepless]

Why am I getting notes on posts from like 5 years ago lmao

[everydaylouie]

new vid! varmint raccoon’s school for outlaw country (youtube link!)

[skippyv20]

Succulents that look like something out of this world

Clear Succulent Plant

Rose Succulents

Bunny Succulents

Some of the fantastically strange plants like the mermaid tail or the opal-like clear succulents look like they’re from another planet and something that aliens keep on their alien desks in their alien offices.

If you want to get one of these peculiar succulents for yourself or for your loved ones as a gift, the mermaid one is called a crested Senecio Vitalis while the clear one is the Haworthia Cooperi plant.

Haworthia succulents are popular because of their “leaf windows” which let in a lot of light for the plant. The “windows” also minimize water loss from evaporation because the rest of the plant is buried underground. Haworthia plants also have accordion-like roots that pull them deeper into the ground so that they can thrive.

Unusual Succulent

Trachyandra

Albuca

Haworthia plants are easy to take care of and are great succulents for beginners: just pop them on the windowsill and they’ll be happy. Especially if you plop it into some gritty soil.

In general, succulents need plenty of light and you need to rotate them occasionally so all parts of it can enjoy the sun and to help it grow straight.

Overwatering is a big no-no, so check the soil regularly: if it’s dry, get your watering can ready. Also, keep in mind that succulents need more water during Spring and Summer and barely need any in Fall and Winter when they’re ‘resting.’ Finally, wipe the dust off your succulents to help them grow and become your picture-perfect plant-pals.

Lithops

Conophytum Bilobum

Succulent

Euphorbia

Kalanchoe

Stapelia

Unusual Succulent

Mermaid Tail Succulent

Pageae

Orbea Variegata (Starfish Plant)

Crassula Umbella

https://www.boredpanda.com/unusual-succulent-plants/?

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Literally all of these look fake as hell 🤯

[xleepless]

F L A V O R T O W N

[plastidecor]

Kitty masterpost

[plastidecor]

PIE AND HER BABIES!

[plastidecor]

Whoever keeps reblogging this saying “i thought pumpkin had a gun” I know. I know. You dont have to keep making the same joke. I know. It looks like its holding a gun. I know.

[nevver]

Undo the Damage of Sitting

[artist-refs]

(Technically, this isn’t about saving your hands… but if you draw, you’re probably doing a lot of sitting, so…)

[death-420]

[screechythyng-deactivated202003]

This has such extreme shitpost energies but it’s 100% serious

[ceevee5]

Looks pretty useful for everyone endlessly working at home at their dining room table.

[supportinglesbians]

[schrodingers-anarchist]

Huh. Cute!

[free-range-tiddies]

[theconcealedweapon]

[xmagnet-o]

Yeah don’t do this.

[afronerdism]

Reblog if you have the mental illness and have never stormed the US Capitol in attempt to subvert democracy

[vernarchangel]

[rendezvousrawmen]

[hime-fleabag]

IN THIS HOUSE

WE LOVE AND RESPECT

TOM NOOK

[wearejustvisiting]

He’s also not a landlord in the traditional sense; He doesn’t buy already established properties. 

He builds them. 

Tom Nook isn’t a landlord, he’s a housing provider who sells you homes at cost with zero interest loans and no down payment. 

[cheese24k]

[modmad]

We interrupt your usual schedule to bring you a very small pig descending a set of stairs.

[bugtears-deactivated20150413]

HE JUMPS RIGHT INTO IT AND MAKES LITTEL SOUNDS N0

[vladtheimpalainvalhalla]

Constant state of oink

[xleepless]

Dude, fucking yikes.

[aubrey-plaza]

[ariminiria]

I CAN’T BREATHE

[the-memedaddy]

[lanturn-left-this-blog-deactiva]

The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

[asundergrowth]

Stop drawing dionysus skinny challenge

Bitch is the god of feasts, he's got chub, he's got meat. Aphrodite is the god of romance and love but dionysus is the god of sex and orgies, he is ideal cuddling density, dude HAS a tummy.

[asundergrowth]

Dude has broad shoulders and beefy arms for holding and protecting you and just the fattest most luscious ass and thighs you've ever seen

[adhd-hippie]

All I’m imagining is that one bro at the gym who’s extra thick and has a big waste and could be a couch in and of himself but like would totally be able to lift a whole damn cow if you asked.

[wet4joanjett]

We all know dionysus looks like this.

[toshkakoshka]

[vernarchangel]

I like to pretend I live in a universe where instead of Jim Carrey they cast Jack Black as Dr. Eggman in the live action Sonic movie.  Man, what an amazing universe that would be.