Princess.

I post pictures of adorable animals and witty sayings and I occasionally whine about my life. I enjoy long walks on the beach and singing in the shower.

[maxsweston]

this show tho

[astrolocherry]

Aries 

little darling when you thought no one saw i caught sight of your fall 

a quick descent inside a falling star  your wings perishing against gravity  a murderous crash landing  a sky child left abandoned but a spring blossomed  bruises spilling into blossoms in the place you washed ashore on earth i watched you trace your back and ravish everything in search of your wings  you tried to blink and pinch wake yourself from this dream but right there you would stay while a deluge began to stir calling your name in the roar of thunder coming right for you a terrifying war  but instead of run away  i watched you hurl yourself  toward the storm  velocity, fury, ruby roses with thorns of swords you didn’t need wings anymore 

C

art by Kelly Haigh

[awwww-cute]

[cocaineteas]

[baebyfaced]

I JUST SCREAMED SO FUCKIN LOUD

[melodramaticslut]

I’m the girl

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

i love the bachelor

[surprisebitch]

absolutely me

[dihydrogenmonoxideawareness]

Why would anyone want to consume it!?

[etherealastraea]

I teach my 7th graders about the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide.

I bring in a graduated cylinder of it and we talk about how it’s used in nuclear power plants and gmo crops. How inhaling even the small amount I’m holding can lead to suffocation or even death. It’s found in vaccines and cancer cells, but also in infant formula and pet food. It is a huge component of acid rain, can cause severe burns, and has been found in places that were thought to be the most pristine and unpolluted locations on earth.

We talk about how there are little to no regulations on this chemical. No bans, no warning labels, and most manufacturers don’t even have to disclose their use of it in their products.

My students are outraged. We talk about what we can do. Create posters and flyers to spread awareness. Contact our senators with petitions to ban DHMO. Spread this information all over social media.

Then I explain that the real problem with dihydrogen monoxide is that….when I am thirsty…there is just nothing else as refreshing, and then I watch their looks of absolute shock and horror as I drink the entire vial down.

[bluegone]

I. Fucking. Love. This.

This is how misinformation works. How propaganda works. How manipulation works.

[nerdy-pharmacy-daydreams-deacti]

may our education be stronger than fake news

[darthlenaplant]

Amen.

[chubby-aphrodite]

To those who don’t get it:

“Dihydrogen monoxide” is the chemical name for water, AKA H2O.

[unregardless]

being rich would be so much fun, like aside from the obvious stuff, can you imagine going to a restaurant and being able to give your waiter/waitress a $500 tip for like a $40 meal? you could make people’s months without even trying

[insidiousmoonandry]

If only actual rich people thought this way instead of trying to pass shitty ass laws to fuck it up for everyone else

[theslaybymic]

[good-girls-do-too]

🖤🖤🖤

[mitchellphun]

[winterstormathena]

HITS Ocala ‘17

[lgbtjazzy]

[vegyta-deactivated20181007]

U ever juss…wanna hide ur face in someone’s neck and …. Sleep

[ottbs]

Australian International 3DE 2017

[ithelpstodream]

hahahaha best prank i’ve seen in a while

[thats-sowild-blog]

This is singlehandedly one of the funniest and cutest things I’ve ever seen. Relationship goals.

[automatic-caution-door]

[ladysnowofmpls]

ok this is really sweet

[laffgaff]

6 was scared of 7 because 7, 8 ,9 but why did 7 eat 9?

Because you’re supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day.

[simsimmertim]

this is advanced

[ruinedchildhood]

[reservedvomit-deactivated201501]

oh the nineties

[forsciencejohn]

i know right that dress is terrible

[kieljamespatrick]