The Kingdom of Procrastination

Hey! My name is Evelina, I'm 21 years old Lithuanian, currently living in Sweden. Posting not regularly. I hope you enjoy your stay at my blog! Former vanillatango.

[foodstain]

[fartinonfaces]

please let me go here when i die

[funohtrixpointnever-deactivated]

[unboy]

you motherfuckers better be lifting with your legs and not your back

[petits--oiseaux]

Because I never knew what that really meant until my back already hurt:

[roy-kent]

me, handing in my essays:

[spiderboyneedsahug]

just. life in general

[sheerioswifties]

Some of you are actually really nice people and it shows

[hyperionangel]

if i got to ask a genie for a wish i wouldn’t just ask for money i would specifically ask for all of jeff bezos’ money and then use all his money to do all the things people keep saying jeff bezos could do with his money

[hyperionangel]

pros of this plan:

the genie won’t be conjuring up large sums of money for me, thus inflating the economy by flooding it and lowering the value of the dollar

i could make it part of the deal that the money is transferred to me legally, so it doesn’t just look like i suspiciously came into a lot of money

i looked up the amount it’s $135 billion like yeah that would look suspicious if i just took that money from jeff bezos

contrary to popular opinion i would leave jeff bezos with enough money to support himself and his family, perhaps even thrive, such as $100 000 a year. that way capitalists won’t make him into a martyr and he has nothing to complain about

i distribute a lot of the wealth instinctively to charities that make a difference globally, because Fuck national borders

i leave $100 tips at every restaurant i go to

i will not spend the money on ridiculous things like extra houses or yachts or sports cars because i am a reasonable human being who understands that literally none of that matters

i’ll use my second genie wish to make sure amazon hires a new ceo that is charitable and generous and also believes in human rights

and then i’ll use my third wish to free the genie. i’ve seen aladdin duh

cons of this plan:

i do not know any genies

[iwtv1976]

It’s sad seeing pictures of your young self and seeing how thin you actually were and remembering how you were convinced you were fat at the time.

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

i … rlly love brown eyes ….. so warm.… .. 

[lilacstilletos]

me, having been ignored for approximately .5 seconds:

[wasakiller]

i’m just here to have a good time and run a mediocre blog

[naramdil]

third base is when you both discuss your emotional trauma with one another 

[forgotten-sea-god]

Im a pisces, this is first base

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song

[dreamv-lle2]

we all deserve a “did you eat” person in our lives

[goldcrescent]

be soft

but be ready

[arrghigiveup]

[nourelein]

classically trained but we’ll still fuck ya up

[queenbaelola-deactivated2020091]

…dammmnNNNNN

[bands-and-random-stuff-inactive]

Just a gentle reminder for tumblr users with anxiety, panic disorders or who get nervous quickly: 

- Chain mail, “reblog this or..” posts etc. don’t work. They’re not real. Nothing bad will happen if you don’t forward that mail or reblog that post. 

- “If you don’t reblog this, you’re a bad person” is a lie. You’re not a bad person for not clicking a button. 

- You are allowed to unfollow blogs that post triggering contents. 

- You’re not weak or a crybaby for avoiding things that are triggering. Far from it, you’re taking care of yourself. That’s amazing! 

[delotha]

Blocking people or filtering tags isn’t weak and you’re not weak or childish for doing it.

[castlevania-remade-deactivated2]

ʇɐq ɐ ɯ,ᴉ ‘ʎǝqɐq ‘ʇɐq ɐ ɯ,ᴉ oɥooɥoɥ ǝɥǝɥǝɥ

[hustlerose]

hey

hey friend

guess what

you’re so close to surviving 1789

you can make it

i’m so proud that you’re still here

keep going buddy

i love you

[reallycoolsoup]

George Washington addresses his troops on Christmas Eve before the battle of Trenton