kaizoku

just another nerd.

[deepdiveriku-blog]

d e e p . d i v e

[thurstonwaffles]

[gifsboom]

[kikojaharo-deactivated20230714]

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

[wessasaurus-rex]

 ”What the fuck?” 

[emeraldcharos-blog]

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

[simonjadis]

confused sharp bunnies

[vertigoats]

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

[mischievousshota-blog]

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

[ironychan]

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

[runcibility]

As a panicky meatsack saddled with both the anxiety of higher thought, forced into a sandwich with the unending twitchiness of animal instincts, I think they might have the right idea.

[schinako]

Rabbits and triangles🐇

[dawnofslime]

I am a peddler of chubby cat pics

[digital-phonetics]

Pray. Show me your wares

[dawnofslime]

[callmebliss]

I HAVE COIN

[lunaticreign]

A winter moon

[zillychu]

casually makes an AU no one will understand

[plushievash]

abandoned

[mim029]

[thebluemoondragon]

the song said “kiss kiss fall in love” not “jump off a bridge and hug”

[k-eke]

[unpretty]

i turned on the light in the dining room but Tubby had been sleeping in a chair and it woke her up and she was Not Pleased

[unpretty]

[unpretty]

yes

however we recently got her a new ceramic fountain that better suits her aesthetic

and her own fainting couch

but she still prefers a good lap whenever possible

[flawlessglamazon]

[burning-mind]

@unpretty what is Ms. Tubby’s full name if it is not Tubby?

[unpretty]

Tubbitha

[clintobarto]

fancy cat is fancy and has every right to be

[geckghost]

i’ve started letting my shibe sleep in my bed at night, and she always starts off snuggled under the blanket, then partway through the night she gets too hot and sticks her little snout out to get some fresh air. it is so cute it hurts my heart. dogs are so good. so good.

[geckghost]

[ouransplayground-blog]

[marauders4evr]

“You’re WRONG.”

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[nite-wing-deactivated20220418]