[teathattast]

the holy grail

[processintegrated]

wrong

im sure i am missing some but we’re getting there

[processintegrated]

[weirdmageddon]

[slowjamastan]

[ryumako]

[tofuqri]

🦋🌼

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

my gf just ripped some ungodly ass that had my eyes watering i mean absolutely noxious it was so bad i made her leave the bedroom until she was done and i opened the window and shoved my head out so i didn’t throw up breathing in the tainted air of our once peaceful bedroom.

anyways once it dissipated and i got back into bed she walked back in and looked me in the eyes and said “sorry for farty rocking 🥺”

[butch-himbo-king-deactivated202]

this is what she looked like

[natalieironside]

Fucking hate pet rent.  You want my cat to pay rent?  She is a cat.  Cats don’t have jobs.  Idiot.

[nathleeng]

Excuse me? What, and I can not overstate this enough, the fuck is pet rent?

[natalieironside]

The US is hostile to both human and animal life

[corporatetwitteraccount]

[arguablysomaya]

[lovedthestars-toofondly]

underdiscussed benefit of auditory processing issues is that I’m basically immune to catcalling because I fully. do not understand a single word of what people are saying. half the time I barely realise it’s me they’re talking to because it‘s not like I can figure it out based on content and context clues. there’s just Some Guys Yelling on the other side of the street, and it barely occurs to me to feel addressed because I am, at any given time, too busy thinking about the menacing duality of rhododendrons

[loth-catgirl]

[fascinationstreetmp3]

whenever i see that post about swapping female characters with male ones in video games i always think about this

[wattalott]

[furbearingbrick]

finally…men are becoming sluts again

nature is healing

[hungry-skeleton]

[scalproie]

[gayvampyr]

why is everyone talking about pedro pascal. inst he the scallop guy from animal crossing

[gayvampyr]

pedro pascal

[rouge-the-bat]

found this in the comments of a blazed post n im keeping it for future use

[cy-featherdreamer]

this is probably some pacific northwest shit but who the FUCK calls these potato wedges

theyre called jojos you fuckin amoeba

[dragon--thing]

those are potato wedges.

[cy-featherdreamer]

no the fuck they are not theyre jojos

[dragon--thing]

why. are they going on a bizarre adventure????

[smittenskitten]

∞

[itsays]

no i dont think women starving themselves and reconstructing their entire faces with makeup and plastic surgery is feminism and female empowerment

[niteking-deactivated20230712]

21st Anniversary of Kingdom Hearts!

[calellon]

can i bite you with romantic intentions?

[koglasain]

[snarkspawn]

I've been enjoying A League Of Nobleman recently and tbh I think they should kiss

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[home-and-having-tea]

@lustful-jezebel