I, Robot Sentence Starters ;
“Hold my pie — hold it or wear it!”
“I am sorry for this misunderstanding.”
“You’re lucky I can’t breathe, I’d walk all up and down your ass.”
“I am sorry, my responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.”
“Why would you kill yourself?”
“For the coffee? Sugar? ... Oh, you thought I was calling you sugar! No, you’re not that rich.”
“I’m sorry, are you being funny?”
“You have great posture, see, you stand really straight and I’m… slouching.”
“You know what they say: laws are made to be broken.”
“Does thinking you’re the last sane man on the face of the Earth make you crazy? Because if it does, maybe I am.”
“My father tried to teach me human emotions… they are difficult.”
“Maybe it was something I did. Did I do something?”
“You have to do what someone asks you to do? Don’t you… if you love them?”
“Alright, that’s it. Do you want me to call your grandmother? Because I will you know.”
“Look, I understand you’ve experienced a loss, but this relationship just can’t work. I mean, you’re a cat, I’m black, and I’m not going to be hurt again.”
“I have a cat in my trunk, and he’s homeless.”
“You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!”
“The problem is I do care.”
“If you find out what is wrong with me, can you fix me?”
“I think it would be better not to die.”
“What is it that you dream?”
“I’d hope you would come to think of me as your friend.”
“[sneezes] I’m sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.”
“Random segments of code… or is it something more?”
“You know somehow, I told you so, just didn’t quite say it.”
“Hey! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?”
“I assume we’ll discuss what just happened later.”
“I am uncomfortable with heights.”
“Save her! Save the girl!”
“Does this make us friends?”
“I guess you’ll have to find your way like the rest of us. That’s what it means to be free.”
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