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these puppies believe in you, and you should too
I, Robot Sentence Starters ;
“Hold my pie — hold it or wear it!”
“I am sorry for this misunderstanding.”
“You’re lucky I can’t breathe, I’d walk all up and down your ass.”
“I am sorry, my responses are limited. You must ask the right questions.”
“Why would you kill yourself?”
“For the coffee? Sugar? ... Oh, you thought I was calling you sugar! No, you’re not that rich.”
“I’m sorry, are you being funny?”
“You have great posture, see, you stand really straight and I’m… slouching.”
“You know what they say: laws are made to be broken.”
“Does thinking you’re the last sane man on the face of the Earth make you crazy? Because if it does, maybe I am.”
“My father tried to teach me human emotions… they are difficult.”
“Maybe it was something I did. Did I do something?”
“You have to do what someone asks you to do? Don’t you… if you love them?”
“Alright, that’s it. Do you want me to call your grandmother? Because I will you know.”
“Look, I understand you’ve experienced a loss, but this relationship just can’t work. I mean, you’re a cat, I’m black, and I’m not going to be hurt again.”
“I have a cat in my trunk, and he’s homeless.”
“You are the dumbest smart person I have ever met in my life!”
“The problem is I do care.”
“If you find out what is wrong with me, can you fix me?”
“I think it would be better not to die.”
“What is it that you dream?”
“I’d hope you would come to think of me as your friend.”
“We all have a purpose.”
“[sneezes] I’m sorry, I’m allergic to bullshit.”
“Random segments of code… or is it something more?”
“You know somehow, I told you so, just didn’t quite say it.”
“Hey! Did you just shoot at me with your eyes closed?”
“I assume we’ll discuss what just happened later.”
“I am uncomfortable with heights.”
“Save her! Save the girl!”
“Does this make us friends?”
“I guess you’ll have to find your way like the rest of us. That’s what it means to be free.”
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This blog is an archive! Find my active muse here.
“why do you get so aggressively passionate about your muse? roleplay is just a hobby/it is not that serious/you frighten people away —”
PSA: Tread lightly with illness in your characterization. Chill out. Take it easy. Illness, mental or physical, is not a tool to make your character more interesting or edgy. Putting more stress on the fact they have a disorder than developing their personality and behaviour is ableist. A person is not their disorder! The illness should be carefully and accurately developed to help shape them, add to the fullness of your character, but never to define them. FOOTNOTE: Expecting forgiveness for your character’s negative actions simply because they are ill is ableist and abusive. Your character is not owed forgiveness. Not being able to handle your character beyond their illness (aftermath, guiltiness, apology, recovery, etc) is a testament to inept writing.
‘Bow Chicka Wow Wow’ by Mike Posner ft. Lil Wayne Sentence Starters ;
“Baby, come on up.”
“I’m three shots deep.”
“I ain’t trying to sleep.”
“Get your Red Bull on ‘cause I’m ready.”
“You’ve been playing hard to get with me all night.”
“We both know exactly what you want, right?”
“Don’t tell me what you wan’ do, tell me what you gon' do.”
“Once I throw on this ‘Bow Chicka Wow Wow’ what you gonna say?”
“You act like you gon’ leave, but I know that you gon’ stay.”
“Break it down, take it down, [girl/boy] don’t even play.”
“[Girl/Boy] don’t even play.”
“I can’t even contemplate waiting one more minute.”
“Let me jump in it.”
“I bought you flowers and a teddy.”
“I got a leather couch and a black mic, and we all alone, what it sound like?”
“The night was dead, we found life.”
“I know I talk shit but it sounds right.”
“You say you can’t but that’s a fib.”
“Gotta give something; something’s gotta give.”
“I bet you love it; I win the bet.”
“Now I ain't even gotta say shit to make you feel alive, [girl/boy] you know you like that.”
“Once I set the mood right, Imma make it sound like: *sensual guitar solo*”
~☯☆ღ soft angst sentence starters ღ☆☯~
“Please don’t die on me.”
“Are you not afraid of what’s out there?”
“I don’t want to do this anymore.”
“You can’t make me go.”
“Please don’t leave.”
“You have so much potential and you’re throwing it away.”
“You can’t save everyone.”
“You can’t save yourself.”
“You can’t save me.”
“Maybe this is rock bottom.”
“Maybe things will get better from here.”
“Maybe this is rock bottom and things can only get better from here.”
“I still believe in happy endings, even through all of this.”
“Why don’t you love me?”
“Why don’t you love yourself?”
“I am lonely.”
“You are lonely.”
“Ooo, child, things are gonna get easier — do not ‘boo’ my signing!”
Reblog Karma should not even be a thing with ooc memes. It should be common decency to not reblog an ooc meme without sending. Like, hey, you want people to send you the thing? The person you reblogged it from might want stuff too. That is probably why they reblogged it. It does not matter if you want to send it or hear their response or not, oh my god, if you want the thing then get it from the source, it is so rude to reblog without sending.
Here are 36 icons of Seth Gilliam as Alan Deaton in Teen Wolf Season 3 Episode 19 Letharia Vulpina. These were made for the lovely B sanityleavesme / ofdruid , so please like or reblog if you plan on using these as well. Stealing is not cool.
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This blog is an archive! Find my active muse here.
aseaofquotes:
– Hermann Hesse
when you want to interact with a mutual so bad and you send them a casual message hinting you would be interested in roleplaying but inside you are just like
psa: communication ;
If I ever post anything that offends you or makes you uncomfortable, here is what you should do:
Send me an anonymous ask requesting I explain myself.
Come to me in person requesting I explain myself.
Let me explain myself.
Here is what you should not do:
Assume I meant to hurt anyone.
Immediately unfollow/block me.
Put me in a call out post.
You can do all the above in the “should not do” section after I have explained myself. We need to practice better patience and communication in this community.
imagine your muse being horribly startled by the opening ‘OW!’ in the song smooth criminal by michael jackson.
alternate universe where your character has a mullet. everything is the same in their life, barring the fact that since their story began, they have had a mullet.
‘you are the canine (wolf/coyote/fox) who has lived in the woods behind my house since i was little and over the years we have become great friends and we cuddle and i feed you bits of my sandwiches and holy shit you just turned into a human in front of me?! this is great we can have even MORE FUN together — wait you are actually such an asshole what the fuck i thought you were an angel in dog skin?!’ au.